My guess:
Jobs plan: Somewhere between $500 billion and a smooth trillion dollars.
Raise taxes on top 10% (but actually draft the legislation so that it hits middle classers, too).
Tax working family additional $800 per year in hidden tax from now on.
Give working family $300 of this as one-time stimulus (phased out for anyone making over minumum wage).
Go into debt by approximately $600 per working family to do so.
Give rest to government bureaucrats, welfare recipients, university studies of gay sexual positions, grant to communist Chinese artist to carve statue of historic first black president (oh, you know it's coming).
Total jobs created: 1 temporary position carving statue.
Jobs killed via combined legislation: 1,000,000.