The Long Awited Obama Plan

[CG6468]

“The president is going to outline some ideas, the president has outlined ideas every day he’s been in the White House.”

"I will learn how to really play golf"

"I will learn how to better cheat at golf"

"I will take credit for that Osama thing"

[JohnnyReb]

Well, I outlined how I was going to make a few million dollars by 4 pm....I sat back and waited for the money to roll in but nothing happened....wonder what went wrong?...and it was such a good outline too.

[Karin]

Did your step 2 look like this?

2.)  ???

That's all zero's got as well. 

[JohnnyReb]

Did your step 2 look like this?

2.)  ???

That's all zero's got as well. 

There's a second step???????....I bet that's the step Obama left out too.

[Erasmus]

My guess:

Jobs plan: Somewhere between $500 billion and a smooth trillion dollars.

Raise taxes on top 10% (but actually draft the legislation so that it hits middle classers, too).
Tax working family additional $800 per year in hidden tax from now on.
Give working family $300 of this as one-time stimulus (phased out for anyone making over minumum wage).
Go into debt by approximately $600 per working family to do so.
Give rest to government bureaucrats, welfare recipients, university studies of gay sexual positions, grant to communist Chinese artist to carve statue of historic first black president (oh, you know it's coming).

Total jobs created: 1 temporary position carving statue.
Jobs killed via combined legislation: 1,000,000.

[RightCoast]

My guess:

Jobs plan: Somewhere between $500 billion and a smooth trillion dollars.

Raise taxes on top 10% (but actually draft the legislation so that it hits middle classers, too).
Tax working family additional $800 per year in hidden tax from now on.
Give working family $300 of this as one-time stimulus (phased out for anyone making over minumum wage).
Go into debt by approximately $600 per working family to do so.
Give rest to government bureaucrats, welfare recipients, university studies of gay sexual positions, grant to communist Chinese artist to carve statue of historic first black president (oh, you know it's coming).

Total jobs created: 1 temporary position carving statue.
Jobs killed via combined legislation: 1,000,000.

He's going to say a number for new stimulus that will make sane ppl faint. DUmmies will pee themselves (again) rejoicing and it will never pass the house (on purpose). I'm thinking $1.4 - $1.8 trillion minimum.

He is also going to continue using buzz words such as entitlement reform (without actually offering to reform anything), tax code reform (without actually offering to reform anything), and my personal favorite: Tax Revenue Enhancements (tax increases.)  All so he can point to Republicans as the evil doers and sail (in his mind) to landslide reelection.

The only thing the left has is lies. Without their lies they are empty skin bags of sh*t and bones.

[NHSparky]

Did your step 2 look like this?

2.)  ???

That's all zero's got as well. 

But do you know how magnets work?

[DumbAss Tanker]

Erasmus, I think you are pretty much in the right ballpark on all the major points, except for omitting the phrase "Infrastructure Bank," anyway.