Sometimes I think Nadin should simply be banned from applying for DUmmie of the year. One expects the top 10 to have some redeeming value, some comedic relief but nadin is just a boring blowhard. She may wear many hats but none are fashionable. I don't mind her getting some kind of special award like most boringly arrogant DUmmie lifetime achievement award but she's simply not of the same caliber as, say Pam or Stinky.
Well, madam, dear, love of my life, you may have something there.
Mr. Wiggum and I are always open to suggestions about how to improve the Top 10 DUmmies.
The current problem is that as things have been, it takes up too much of our time during December; it takes up an awesome amount of his time and my time. You wouldn't believe how much time it takes up. However, this is NOT a solicitation for help; Mr. Wiggum and I are riding on a bicycle built for two and it suits both of us very much, and there's no third seat.
I've already said there's going to be only the Top 10 primitives, no runners-up, and two other special awards.
If, instead of having ten primitives ranked by numerical order, how about having primitives ranked in the top of ten categories--say, "most stupid," "most boring," "most interesting," &c., &c., &c. (ten categories, one award each category--one of the two special awards is already for "new primitive," so don't count that among ten proposed categories).
You may have an idea here, madam, desire of my vigorously robust heart, but we're in the fourth quarter here, the top of the 8th inning now, and so if anyone wishes to suggest such a thing, the time is now.