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Offline ChuckJ

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #500 on: November 25, 2012, 05:32:17 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 23, 2012, 10:21:30 PM
Annoying cat.  Every time I move, he gets up and follows me.  Upstairs, downstairs, sofa, computer, kitchen.  What the hell, cat?

Don't believe seahorse's post above. The cat is getting intel so when he finally decides to whack you he'll know the best place and method. :-)
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #501 on: November 25, 2012, 09:09:28 PM »
Someone at work gave me a can of tuna.  I'm going to give him a little and see how he likes it since he always bugs me for my food and then never touches it.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #502 on: November 26, 2012, 08:43:48 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 25, 2012, 09:09:28 PM
Someone at work gave me a can of tuna.  I'm going to give him a little and see how he likes it since he always bugs me for my food and then never touches it.

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #503 on: November 26, 2012, 09:16:57 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 25, 2012, 09:09:28 PM
Someone at work gave me a can of tuna.  I'm going to give him a little and see how he likes it since he always bugs me for my food and then never touches it.

Why did someone at work give you a can of tuna?  Can't you buy your own?
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #504 on: November 26, 2012, 09:27:59 AM »
I don't know why... I guess she had an extra one.  It was the girl in the mail room.  She's always doing stuff like that.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #505 on: November 26, 2012, 09:42:34 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 26, 2012, 09:27:59 AM
I don't know why... I guess she had an extra one.  It was the girl in the mail room.  She's always doing stuff like that.

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #506 on: November 26, 2012, 09:44:07 AM »
She's married. :rotf:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #507 on: November 26, 2012, 11:22:22 PM »
Do they make hamster wheels for cats?
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #508 on: November 26, 2012, 11:28:54 PM »
I think my cat needs to go on a diet.  Epic beer gut.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #509 on: November 26, 2012, 11:39:47 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 26, 2012, 11:28:54 PM
I think my cat needs to go on a diet.  Epic beer gut.
Dont tell me Bob is a litle on the chunky side.. :hammer:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #510 on: November 26, 2012, 11:41:34 PM »
He was 17 pounds when he went to the vet this summer.  He's grown a little since then.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #511 on: November 27, 2012, 07:09:39 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 26, 2012, 11:41:34 PM
He was 17 pounds when he went to the vet this summer.  He's grown a little since then.

'Oreo' has become 'Double Stuff.'  She's chunky, to put it mildly (20-something, I think, though she's losing a bit).  It just makes her tougher to stop when she comes barreling at you.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #512 on: November 27, 2012, 01:00:54 PM »
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It just makes her tougher to stop when she comes barreling at you.

  Or how about this:  I have a fatty fat fatty, and if she's caught up on the table, and hollered at to get down, she gets down with a panic.  Pushing off with tremendous force on whatever papers/magazines might be there, resulting in an annoying cyclone of papers and cathair.   :bird: FU, Cookie. 
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #513 on: November 28, 2012, 05:04:51 PM »
Ha!  I moved his food dish and want to see how long it takes him to find it.

At this point, he's running from the bedroom to the living room where his dish was.  I don't know if he's expecting it to magically appear when he enters the room.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #514 on: November 28, 2012, 09:27:27 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 28, 2012, 05:04:51 PM
Ha!  I moved his food dish and want to see how long it takes him to find it.

At this point, he's running from the bedroom to the living room where his dish was.  I don't know if he's expecting it to magically appear when he enters the room.

He is just waiting for you to go to sleep.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #515 on: November 28, 2012, 09:53:28 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on November 28, 2012, 09:27:27 PM
He is just waiting for you to go to sleep.

and then he is going to hide the refrigerator while  Chris is sleeping. 
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #516 on: November 28, 2012, 09:55:18 PM »
He didn't even bother to go looking for it.  He just sat there and cried.

Lazy ****er.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #517 on: November 28, 2012, 09:57:27 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 28, 2012, 09:55:18 PM
He didn't even bother to go looking for it.  He just sat there and cried.

Lazy ****er.

Congratulations.  Your cat is a liberal.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #518 on: November 28, 2012, 10:09:11 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 28, 2012, 09:55:18 PM
He didn't even bother to go looking for it.  He just sat there and cried.

Lazy ****er.
I gave you a major bs for that one!!! Now that was hurtful!!! You better sleep with one eye open tonite... :hammer:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #519 on: November 28, 2012, 10:52:29 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on November 28, 2012, 10:09:11 PM
I gave you a major bs for that one!!! Now that was hurtful!!! You better sleep with one eye open tonite... :hammer:
Ahh, he got fed. It was just a sad spectacle.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #520 on: November 29, 2012, 03:55:04 AM »
Don't mess with Bob.

You don't know how he will retaliate.

And he WILL retaliate.

Which you deserve.  :hammer:

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #521 on: November 29, 2012, 07:18:28 AM »
Quote from: debk on November 29, 2012, 03:55:04 AM
Don't mess with Bob.

You don't know how he will retaliate.

And he WILL retaliate.

Which you deserve.  :hammer:



Yup.  Wouldn't be surprised to see Chris_ be disappeared at some point.  He has only himself to blame.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #522 on: November 29, 2012, 08:42:43 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on November 29, 2012, 07:18:28 AM
Yup.  Wouldn't be surprised to see Chris_ be disappeared at some point.  He has only himself to blame.

And Bob, when questioned about Chris_' disappearrance, would turn into a Cheshire . . .  :-) :tongue:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #523 on: November 29, 2012, 08:56:19 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on November 28, 2012, 09:57:27 PM
Congratulations.  Your cat is a liberal.

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #524 on: November 29, 2012, 07:31:56 PM »
This may have been noted before.

But every time I see this I break down and my cat becomes indignant.
 
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