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Offline Chris_

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #475 on: October 23, 2012, 10:15:23 PM »
Quote from: debk on October 23, 2012, 10:08:06 PM
I've never fed mine canned food. Not because I was trying to protect them or the dogs...but because I couldn't stand the sight and particularly the smell of canned cat/dog food.  :puke:
I forget which brand I bought, but it smelled better than the dinner I was cooking at the time. :lmao:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #476 on: October 23, 2012, 10:15:58 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 23, 2012, 10:13:31 PM


Fat fat fatty

You shouldn't make fun of Bob that way
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #477 on: October 23, 2012, 10:16:36 PM »
He's not fat, he's fluffy :-)
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #478 on: October 23, 2012, 10:16:56 PM »
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #479 on: October 23, 2012, 10:17:16 PM »
Of course.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #480 on: October 24, 2012, 07:01:29 AM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on October 23, 2012, 10:16:56 PM
Is that BOB??

It's Robert. :tongue:

In other news, I've referred to Oreo as "Double Stuff" on more than one occasion.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #481 on: October 24, 2012, 08:10:49 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 23, 2012, 10:17:16 PM
Of course.

Ah HA!

Documented evidence of acceptance that Bob is named BOB.

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #482 on: October 24, 2012, 08:23:11 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 23, 2012, 10:17:16 PM
Of course.
Is he more loveable towards you now?????? You said in the past, he was a bit standoffish.....
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #483 on: October 24, 2012, 08:28:25 AM »
It depends if I'm standing, sititng, or lying down.  I have no idea what he expects, but if I'm standing and I walk toward him, he makes this stupid squeak and runs away.  Maybe he expect me to play with him.

Stupid bastard jumped on me last night as I was sleeping.  Now my legs feel like a pincushion.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #484 on: October 24, 2012, 08:42:41 AM »
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It's Robert.


Oh my God, don't say that.  I was reading something creepy about "Robert the Doll" yesterday.  Google it, you will freak. 

Bob's looking great, Chris!  Handsome fella. 
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #485 on: October 24, 2012, 09:11:12 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 24, 2012, 08:28:25 AM
It depends if I'm standing, sititng, or lying down.  I have no idea what he expects, but if I'm standing and I walk toward him, he makes this stupid squeak and runs away.  Maybe he expect me to play with him.

Stupid bastard jumped on me last night as I was sleeping.  Now my legs feel like a pincushion.
Cats can be nocturnal. In my new  pad, I have sky lights, and she loves to comatose in the the sun!!! :yawn:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #486 on: October 24, 2012, 09:31:03 AM »
Quote from: Karin on October 24, 2012, 08:42:41 AM
Oh my God, don't say that.  I was reading something creepy about "Robert the Doll" yesterday.  Google it, you will freak. 

Bob's looking great, Chris!  Handsome fella. 

The idea behind the "Robert" is that it's the full version of "Bob." :whistling:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #487 on: October 24, 2012, 02:47:29 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on October 24, 2012, 08:28:25 AM
It depends if I'm standing, sititng, or lying down.  I have no idea what he expects, but if I'm standing and I walk toward him, he makes this stupid squeak and runs away.  Maybe he expect me to play with him.

Stupid bastard jumped on me last night as I was sleeping.  Now my legs feel like a pincushion.

Maybe you have stepped on him and he is reliving the moment? 

and how can you tell the difference between a stupid squeak and a smart one?  :???:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #488 on: October 25, 2012, 07:54:09 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 24, 2012, 09:31:03 AM
The idea behind the "Robert" is that it's the full version of "Bob." :whistling:

You didn't just really say that, did you? 
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #489 on: October 25, 2012, 08:03:08 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 24, 2012, 09:31:03 AM
The idea behind the "Robert" is that it's the full version of "Bob." :whistling:

Battery Operated Boyfriend?
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #490 on: October 25, 2012, 08:13:21 AM »
Quote from: Gina on October 25, 2012, 08:03:08 AM
Battery Operated Boyfriend?

Well, if ya remember correctly, Chris_ did profess his love of Vera Wangs . . . :tongue: :whistling:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #491 on: October 29, 2012, 10:50:42 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 25, 2012, 08:13:21 AM
Well, if ya remember correctly, Chris_ did profess his love of Vera Wangs . . . :tongue: :whistling:

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #492 on: October 29, 2012, 11:17:13 AM »
Quote from: Gina on October 29, 2012, 10:50:42 AM


bitchslapped for introducing metrosexual fudgepackers to this forum.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #493 on: October 29, 2012, 11:30:11 AM »
 :rant:  I was just posting a pic of a man in heels.  :lmao:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #494 on: October 29, 2012, 11:36:39 AM »
Quote from: Gina on October 29, 2012, 11:30:11 AM
:rant:  I was just posting a pic of a man in heels.  :lmao:

'Zackly. Hence the bitchslap.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #495 on: October 29, 2012, 11:52:52 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on October 29, 2012, 11:36:39 AM
'Zackly. Hence the bitchslap.

OK then!  I'll just post Gnads in her thong and red heels next time  :bird:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #496 on: October 29, 2012, 11:53:52 AM »
Quote from: Gina on October 29, 2012, 11:52:52 AM
OK then!  I'll just post Gnads in her thong and red heels next time  :bird:

Just keep those faggots outta here.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #497 on: October 29, 2012, 12:09:11 PM »
Quote from: Gina on October 29, 2012, 10:50:42 AM


He looks great from the ankles up...
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #498 on: November 23, 2012, 10:21:30 PM »
Annoying cat.  Every time I move, he gets up and follows me.  Upstairs, downstairs, sofa, computer, kitchen.  What the hell, cat?
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #499 on: November 24, 2012, 01:30:34 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on November 23, 2012, 10:21:30 PM
Annoying cat.  Every time I move, he gets up and follows me.  Upstairs, downstairs, sofa, computer, kitchen.  What the hell, cat?
becayse he wubs you!!!
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