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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #425 on: June 15, 2012, 09:19:46 PM »
You can call him Noname, I call him Bob.
Well of course I want to call him by his proper name.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #426 on: June 15, 2012, 09:25:13 PM »
Well of course I want to call him by his proper name.

Well, since Chris_ hasn't named him, we can call him whatever we want.   :-)
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #427 on: June 15, 2012, 10:41:12 PM »
You can call him Noname, I call him Bob.

I call him Bob too. He's a Bob because of the missing 'nads thing.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #428 on: June 16, 2012, 08:09:03 AM »
"Cat".  What else should I call it?
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #429 on: June 16, 2012, 08:37:25 AM »
Almost a year with no name....Bob works.   :rofl:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #430 on: June 16, 2012, 01:47:30 PM »
Another vote for Bob.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #431 on: June 16, 2012, 01:57:02 PM »
Bob, short and sweet!!!
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #432 on: June 16, 2012, 02:46:27 PM »
Bob, short and sweet!!!
Like seahorse ?
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #433 on: June 16, 2012, 02:51:01 PM »


Joke's on him... I'm out of TP. :tongue:

I folded up an old sweater and put in the pet carrier.  I suppose that will have to do for a bed until I can get something else.

I have rarely found old sweaters to be a substitute for TP...

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #434 on: June 19, 2012, 06:00:03 PM »
My cat's new regiment: eat, poop, eat, poop, eat some more, poop some more.

I'm so glad I moved the litter box next to the food dish.  Going all the way to the bathroom to do his work must have been cramping his style.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #435 on: June 19, 2012, 06:25:31 PM »
Bob is my favorite name when you don't know what to name something.  Chris, sorry man, on CC he's now Bob!  :-)
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #436 on: June 19, 2012, 09:26:21 PM »
My cat's new regiment: eat, poop, eat, poop, eat some more, poop some more.

I'm so glad I moved the litter box next to the food dish.  Going all the way to the bathroom to do his work must have been cramping his style.

So Bob a ran to the litterbox ?

Bob a ran, He really had to go. The Beach Boys wrote him a theme song

I hope Bob made it...
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #437 on: June 20, 2012, 10:36:17 AM »
My cat's new regiment: eat, poop, eat, poop, eat some more, poop some more.

I'm so glad I moved the litter box next to the food dish.  Going all the way to the bathroom to do his work must have been cramping his style.

That would be regimen, Chris.  Though, we have examples from the 666th Catshitting Regiment over at the DUmp.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #438 on: June 20, 2012, 10:38:07 AM »
At least I spelled it correctly.
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Re: I have a cat now
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #440 on: June 20, 2012, 10:45:06 AM »







Kinda hard to ignore those sorts of greetings, chris_....  :lmao:

How's Bob doing today? More eating and pooping and eating and pooping?
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #441 on: June 20, 2012, 10:47:03 AM »
Kinda hard to ignore those sorts of greetings, chris_....  :lmao:

How's Bob doing today? More eating and pooping and eating and pooping?
More of the same.

He likes the laundry room.  He found out how to open the sliding door by himself and he hides out by the water heater.  I have no idea what they find to talk about, but they seem to enjoy each other's company.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #442 on: June 20, 2012, 10:51:56 AM »
More of the same.

He likes the laundry room.  He found out how to open the sliding door by himself and he hides out by the water heater.  I have no idea what they find to talk about, but they seem to enjoy each other's company.

You must have the AC running, Bob's just trying to get warm.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #443 on: June 20, 2012, 10:52:40 AM »
It's a nice hiding spot.  I don't think he's adjusted to his new home yet.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #444 on: June 20, 2012, 11:06:38 AM »



Baby steps . . .
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #445 on: June 20, 2012, 12:10:16 PM »
My Bob a ran post was gold...pure gold.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #446 on: June 27, 2012, 12:43:27 PM »
Hey, Chris - Bob now needs a Facebook page. 

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #447 on: June 27, 2012, 12:44:33 PM »
He doesn't talk much.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #448 on: June 27, 2012, 12:57:33 PM »
He doesn't talk much.

Are you calling him Bob now???   :-) 
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #449 on: June 27, 2012, 01:09:38 PM »
He doesn't talk much.

I wish I had that problem...

My Siamese is yowling all the time.

And she sticks her nose in all my bidness...she ain't the boss of me.
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