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Offline debk

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #400 on: June 09, 2012, 12:38:08 PM »
Have you named that poor baby yet?


When you bring him home, put him in the bathroom or wherever you are going to have the litter box for several hours, so that he will use it and know where to find it, before he goes "exploring" about his new home.

When we moved, I did that with the girls and put their food and water in there too. It kept them relatively calm with the movers and all the strangers about, and also helped them adjust. I put the carrier in there too, and they slept in there the first night.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #401 on: June 14, 2012, 08:12:15 PM »
$500 vet bill.  Ouch.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #402 on: June 14, 2012, 08:19:19 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 14, 2012, 08:12:15 PM
$500 vet bill.  Ouch.


Well worth it though.  Well it would be for a dog, but a cat, I'm not so sure.  :-)
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #403 on: June 14, 2012, 08:22:38 PM »
He got five-star treatment and grooming.

They found tapeworms which could explain why he is so skinny.  Hopefully he'll fatten up a little.  He's in a good mood and hasn't peed on anything since I got him home.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #404 on: June 14, 2012, 08:28:08 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 14, 2012, 08:22:38 PM
He got five-star treatment and grooming.

They found tapeworms which could explain why he is so skinny.  Hopefully he'll fatten up a little.  He's in a good mood and hasn't peed on anything since I got him home.

Did you reward him with a NAME?????
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #405 on: June 14, 2012, 08:29:15 PM »
No.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #406 on: June 14, 2012, 08:30:19 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on June 14, 2012, 08:28:08 PM
Did you reward him with a NAME?????
Wait, wait Iassa, (hand up)

@ Chris, what did tell the vet, the cat's name was??

(whispers to Iassa) this oughta be good....
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #407 on: June 14, 2012, 08:31:47 PM »
I told them it didn't have one. :shrug:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #408 on: June 14, 2012, 08:32:04 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 14, 2012, 08:29:15 PM
No.

Damn....poor little buddy.  
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #409 on: June 14, 2012, 08:33:17 PM »
He doesn't  seem to mind.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #410 on: June 14, 2012, 08:34:16 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 14, 2012, 08:31:47 PM
I told them it didn't have one. :shrug:
"what???  how do you call it???
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #411 on: June 14, 2012, 08:37:42 PM »
"Cat".  What else should I call it?
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #412 on: June 14, 2012, 08:47:15 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 14, 2012, 08:37:42 PM
"Cat".  What else should I call it?
Bob
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #413 on: June 15, 2012, 03:45:27 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 14, 2012, 08:33:17 PM
He doesn't  seem to mind.

Ha!

 :hammer:

You do realize that his medical records now say "No Name (Chris's last name)", don't you?    :mad:

Poor baby. His daddy doesn't think enough of him to give him a first name. Bless his little heart.  :bawl:

We know what you are getting for Father's Day.

A big honkin' nasty fur ball coughed up onto your pillow.

 :rant:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #414 on: June 15, 2012, 03:47:51 AM »
Noname. Not too shabby for a name.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #415 on: June 15, 2012, 07:11:12 AM »
Quote from: debk on June 15, 2012, 03:45:27 AM

We know what you are getting for Father's Day.

A big honkin' nasty fur ball coughed up onto your pillow.

 :rant:


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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #416 on: June 15, 2012, 08:52:56 AM »
Quote from: debk on June 15, 2012, 03:45:27 AM
Ha!

 :hammer:

You do realize that his medical records now say "No Name (Chris's last name)", don't you?    :mad:

Poor baby. His daddy doesn't think enough of him to give him a first name. Bless his little heart.  :bawl:

We know what you are getting for Father's Day.

A big honkin' nasty fur ball coughed up onto your pillow.

 :rant:


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deb - chris_ does his very best to pretend that he's a big, heartless bastard that doesn't care enough about his animal to give it a name.

But he's the one who brought the cat in, created this 1,467 page thread on him, and then had his nuts cut off.

If that ain't love, I don't know what is!  :lmao:

Chris_ is a *****cat. Just like his buddy. (Just don't tell him that, 'cause we ain't supposed to know.)  :-)
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #417 on: June 15, 2012, 09:10:02 AM »
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #418 on: June 15, 2012, 02:00:52 PM »
Nothin wrong with that.  From now on, we should just call him Bob on this thread.  Maybe it'll stick. 

Glad to hear that Bob is back home and doing fine. 
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #419 on: June 15, 2012, 02:15:26 PM »
I like Bob. 
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #420 on: June 15, 2012, 06:01:31 PM »
Alright.  A successful day without random peeing.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #421 on: June 15, 2012, 06:02:04 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on June 15, 2012, 06:01:31 PM
Alright.  A successful day without random peeing.

Yay Bob!
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #422 on: June 15, 2012, 06:53:22 PM »
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #423 on: June 15, 2012, 09:15:04 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 15, 2012, 06:53:22 PM
Yay Bob (x 2)!

x3, although I thought his name was Noname.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #424 on: June 15, 2012, 09:18:01 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on June 15, 2012, 09:15:04 PM
x3, although I thought his name was Noname.

You can call him Noname, I call him Bob.
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