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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #300 on: February 10, 2012, 07:03:31 PM »
Heh.  My fat cat has realized he's too big to get behind the dishwasher like he used to. Now he's upset, as if this is my fault.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #301 on: February 10, 2012, 11:36:36 PM »
Anybody remember when I said I adopted a dreadful little kitten, all beat up with a beat up face, flearidden, starved, awful and gross?  With lots of TLC, I give you Tony:




He's looking very comfortable, Karin. Nicely done!
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #302 on: February 11, 2012, 12:25:57 AM »
Good job, Karin!!  :yahoo:

He's adorable!
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #303 on: February 11, 2012, 05:41:55 AM »
Anybody remember when I said I adopted a dreadful little kitten, all beat up with a beat up face, flearidden, starved, awful and gross?  With lots of TLC, I give you Tony:




He looks as if he realizes he hit the jackpot with you, Karin.  Kind of like Oreo looks (she hit the jackpot with us).
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #304 on: February 11, 2012, 07:11:32 AM »
Well, how did it work out, leaving the light in the kitchen turned off?
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #305 on: February 11, 2012, 07:24:49 AM »
Pretty good so far, but I still had to kick him out of my room.  Can't sleep with him in here.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #306 on: February 11, 2012, 07:35:30 AM »
Pretty good so far, but I still had to kick him out of my room.  Can't sleep with him in here.

There's probably a way a cat can be trained to not sleep with one, but I have no idea what it is.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #307 on: February 11, 2012, 08:01:09 AM »
It's not the sleeping that's the problem.  It's the constant ****ing around.  He was thumping on one of my kayaks ... it sounded like a drum.  And there's the closet doors.  Thump, thump, thump.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #308 on: February 11, 2012, 08:20:37 AM »
It's not the sleeping that's the problem.  It's the constant ****ing around.  He was thumping on one of my kayaks ... it sounded like a drum.  And there's the closet doors.  Thump, thump, thump.

Well, cats do live lives reverse of the way we do.

We're up and about, cats are sleeping.

We're sleeping, cats are up and about.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #309 on: February 11, 2012, 09:04:33 AM »
Plus, you fail to realize that once the cat figures out that you will respond to a certain action, he will continue to do it.
In short, he is ****ing with you.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #310 on: February 11, 2012, 09:46:41 AM »
Plus, you fail to realize that once the cat figures out that you will respond to a certain action, he will continue to do it.
In short, he is ****ing with you.

And, your cat knows it and enjoys it. :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #311 on: February 11, 2012, 10:42:09 AM »
And, your cat knows it and enjoys it. :tongue: :fuelfire:

Yeah, they are evil little bastards, ain't they.  :-)
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #312 on: February 11, 2012, 11:22:39 AM »
Plus, you fail to realize that once the cat figures out that you will respond to a certain action, he will continue to do it.
In short, he is ****ing with you.


And, your cat knows it and enjoys it. :tongue: :fuelfire:


 :exactly:


He IS training YOU to pay attention to him!!! And it's working.

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #313 on: February 11, 2012, 11:29:27 AM »


 :exactly:


He IS training YOU to pay attention to him!!! And it's working.

 :lmao:

Full disclosure--when Oreo's water bowl goes empty, she'll move it across the linoleum tiles in the kitchen.  It's a very distinctive sound.  Water I go and fill at any time.  Food?  I'll go out into the kitchen and tell her, "It's not your time yet," and leave.  She figures it out eventually.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #314 on: February 20, 2012, 02:08:17 PM »
The spray bottle worked. :evil:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #315 on: February 20, 2012, 02:10:01 PM »
The spray bottle worked. :evil:


or has it  :naughty:

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #316 on: February 20, 2012, 08:08:01 PM »
Anybody remember when I said I adopted a dreadful little kitten, all beat up with a beat up face, flearidden, starved, awful and gross?  With lots of TLC, I give you Tony:



Such a handsome fellow!!!!
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« Reply #317 on: February 20, 2012, 08:13:20 PM »
Trust me; he can see in the dark.

You don't have to worry about it, unless you happen to stumble over him in the dark.

But cats generally know enough to stay out of the way of people trying to get around in the dark.
Jingles is naughtiness when it comes to that. My bathroom is to the immediate left as you come out of my bedroom. She will stroll out in front of me and plops down right in front of the door. Then she tries to swat my legs as i try to race to bathroom in the early am. I am not exactly on planet earth, and my bladder is about to explode. Dang cat!!!
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Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #318 on: February 21, 2012, 12:26:08 PM »
Cats are so funny   :lol:






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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #319 on: February 25, 2012, 03:40:50 PM »
Damn this dry weather. :lmao:

My cat doesn't like the static electricity.  I think he's blaming me, because he runs away when I come near him now.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #320 on: February 25, 2012, 04:49:26 PM »
Damn this dry weather. :lmao:

My cat doesn't like the static electricity.  I think he's blaming me, because he runs away when I come near him now.

Time to get a couple of small balloons and use static electricity to make them stick to the cat.  :-)

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« Reply #321 on: February 27, 2012, 02:57:19 PM »
Time to get a couple of small balloons and use static electricity to make them stick to the cat.  :-)

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #322 on: March 02, 2012, 12:37:06 AM »
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« Reply #323 on: March 02, 2012, 09:11:24 PM »
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« Reply #324 on: March 02, 2012, 11:08:32 PM »
My dumb cat is staring at his water dish like he expects something to happen.

He resembles a large, furry cockroach wandering around my apartment.
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