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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #275 on: January 30, 2012, 02:09:37 PM »
Quote from: Karin on January 30, 2012, 02:04:21 PM
Name him after a caver...BadCat?  Johnny?  Doc?   

Quote from: chris_ on January 26, 2012, 09:31:18 AM
It's male.  And it does not have a name.
Not neutered yet.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #276 on: February 01, 2012, 02:17:40 PM »
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #277 on: February 03, 2012, 09:52:23 AM »
Quote from: catsmtrods on January 30, 2012, 05:25:46 AM
Oh NO! Its a male cat too! You are so going to regret that in about 10 years.



is it sharting?
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #278 on: February 03, 2012, 10:53:17 AM »
Quote from: Gina on February 03, 2012, 09:52:23 AM
is it sharting?

Uh....not quite.

Males cats that are unneutered (and even some that are) tend to mark their territory by pissing.

And there is NOTHING in this world that stinks worse than cat piss. I had one piss in my shoes one day. I had to throw the damn things out.

I ain't gonna say what happened to the damned cat.   :yum:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #279 on: February 03, 2012, 11:01:44 AM »
Quote from: Rugnuts on February 01, 2012, 02:17:40 PM

:-)

I think it's gone crazy again.  Loud meowing, running around, and it figured out it can meow and paw at my door at 4am when I'm sleeping.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #280 on: February 03, 2012, 11:44:12 AM »
He wants to sleep with you!

Just let him, he will go to bed when you do, and stay quiet all night. Otherwise, he's just going to make it his mission in life to wake you up!
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #281 on: February 03, 2012, 11:48:35 AM »
Quote from: debk on February 03, 2012, 11:44:12 AM
He wants to sleep with you!

Just let him, he will go to bed when you do, and stay quiet all night. Otherwise, he's just going to make it his mission in life to wake you up!
He doesn't "sleep".  He runs around and scratches at everything while I'm trying to sleep.  And the last time I let him in my bedroom, he messed up my sheets.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #282 on: February 03, 2012, 11:52:20 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on February 03, 2012, 11:48:35 AM
He doesn't "sleep".  He runs around and scratches at everything while I'm trying to sleep.  And the last time I let him in my bedroom, he messed up my sheets.


If he's scratching at your sheets, he probably wants under the covers. He may want to sleep under them, but most likely just wants to check things out. Ours only sleep under the covers when it's really cold.

Thought you said he "messed" on the sheets when you turned on the vacuum cleaner? You scared him! That's different from deliberately peeing on the bed. If he slept there, you wouldn't have to worry about him peeing there.

 
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #283 on: February 03, 2012, 10:02:58 PM »






Lazy beast.

Yes, that seat is covered in cat hair.  No, I don't really care.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #284 on: February 04, 2012, 10:45:49 AM »
Pledge makes a pet hair roller thing that works better than anything I have ever used!

It's in with the cleaning supplies at the grocery.
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Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #285 on: February 08, 2012, 09:54:14 PM »
I can't share my room with this thing.  He irritates the **** out of me.

I leave the light on in the kitchen so he can wander around at night.  But the light also keeps me awake.  And him.  So he's constantly in and out of my room until I've finally had enough and kick him out. 

He's realized he can wake me up at 5am by scratching at the door and screaming.  I guess that will have to do.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #286 on: February 09, 2012, 04:56:22 AM »
sounds like my marriage :lol:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #287 on: February 09, 2012, 07:03:54 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on February 08, 2012, 09:54:14 PM
I leave the light on in the kitchen so he can wander around at night.  But the light also keeps me awake.  And him.  So he's constantly in and out of my room until I've finally had enough and kick him out.

Why do you leave the light on in the kitchen?

Surely you're aware cats can see in the dark.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #288 on: February 09, 2012, 07:25:31 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 09, 2012, 07:03:54 AM
Why do you leave the light on in the kitchen?

Surely you're aware cats can see in the dark.


 :lol: 


I wasn't gonna tell him...   :whistling:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #289 on: February 09, 2012, 07:26:18 AM »
Quote from: debk on February 09, 2012, 07:25:31 AM

 :lol: 


I wasn't gonna tell him...   :whistling:

I tell you, the cats here have no problems seeing in the dark.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #290 on: February 09, 2012, 07:30:42 AM »
Quote from: debk on February 09, 2012, 07:25:31 AM

 :lol: 


I wasn't gonna tell him...   :whistling:

 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #291 on: February 09, 2012, 08:01:54 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 09, 2012, 07:26:18 AM
I tell you, the cats here have no problems seeing in the dark.

Should we tell him that the reason their whiskers are so long is so they know if their bodies will fit through whatever they are trying to get into?   :-)
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #292 on: February 09, 2012, 08:23:44 AM »
Quote from: debk on February 09, 2012, 08:01:54 AM
Should we tell him that the reason their whiskers are so long is so they know if their bodies will fit through whatever they are trying to get into?   :-)

I cut my cats long whiskers forever until someone told me that......I always thought I had dumb cats  :???:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #293 on: February 09, 2012, 08:24:18 AM »
:rofl:

Okay, I'll turn the light off and see how it works out.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #294 on: February 09, 2012, 08:25:45 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on February 09, 2012, 08:24:18 AM
:rofl:

Okay, I'll turn the light off and see how it works out.

Trust me; he can see in the dark.

You don't have to worry about it, unless you happen to stumble over him in the dark.

But cats generally know enough to stay out of the way of people trying to get around in the dark.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #295 on: February 09, 2012, 11:47:26 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 09, 2012, 08:25:45 AM
Trust me; he can see in the dark.

You don't have to worry about it, unless you happen to stumble over him in the dark.

But cats generally know enough to stay out of the way of people trying to get around in the dark.

Oreo's pretty good about that, but being black-and-white, chances are I can actually see where she is in the dark (as long as she's within 10 feet).
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #296 on: February 09, 2012, 02:03:04 PM »
That's why their eyes are luminescent like that.  They're nocturnal animals. 

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #297 on: February 09, 2012, 02:03:55 PM »
I figured he needed a *little* light.  It gets very dark in my apartment.

I'll give it a shot tonight and see what happens.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #298 on: February 09, 2012, 07:21:53 PM »
Quote from: Gina on February 09, 2012, 04:56:22 AM
sounds like my marriage :lol:
Holy Sh&t that's funny!!

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #299 on: February 10, 2012, 04:24:14 PM »
Anybody remember when I said I adopted a dreadful little kitten, all beat up with a beat up face, flearidden, starved, awful and gross?  With lots of TLC, I give you Tony:


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