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Offline Wineslob

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #225 on: January 06, 2012, 12:18:26 PM »
Oh, BTW, since you are now taking pictures of him and captioning them, your'e screwed.



Welcome to being owned by a cat.



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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #226 on: January 06, 2012, 12:58:37 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 06, 2012, 09:43:31 AM
Kinda looks my cat Tigoo, except yours is about half his size.
Funny, he's about twice as big now as when I got him.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #227 on: January 06, 2012, 01:51:04 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on January 06, 2012, 12:58:37 PM
Funny, he's about twice as big now as when I got him.

I'll have to post a pic of Tigoo.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #228 on: January 07, 2012, 05:44:42 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on January 06, 2012, 12:58:37 PM
Funny, he's about twice as big now as when I got him.

Hey, he can't shit out everything you feed him! :lmao: :rotf: :rofl: :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #229 on: January 11, 2012, 03:42:23 PM »
I'm considering getting a second cat to keep this one company while I'm out. 

I can't believe I just typed that.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #230 on: January 11, 2012, 03:47:38 PM »


Look at this little girl. :)
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #231 on: January 11, 2012, 04:32:15 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on January 11, 2012, 03:42:23 PM
I'm considering getting a second cat to keep this one company while I'm out. 

I can't believe I just typed that.

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #232 on: January 11, 2012, 09:16:01 PM »
OMG.  You are a cat dude. 
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #233 on: January 11, 2012, 10:22:02 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on January 11, 2012, 03:42:23 PM
I'm considering getting a second cat to keep this one company while I'm out. 

I can't believe I just typed that.



get this one :naughty:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #234 on: January 12, 2012, 01:37:05 PM »
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #235 on: January 12, 2012, 01:53:52 PM »
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #236 on: January 12, 2012, 02:17:05 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on January 05, 2012, 06:43:30 PM
The cat in it's normal state,


Why are you taking my picture?


It's hard being a cat.


What's going on here?


He is gorgeous and I hate animals.  Out of all the cats I have ever owned, yellow tabbys have been the best and most endearing to me.  Also the most retarded.  I had one and he would hop on his back legs chasing my son when he was about 2yrs old.  One day my son got out of the tub (about 1.5yrs) and we watched him go pick this cat up by the neck (stranglehold) and throw him in the tub, we were expecting a major case of neosporin for my son.  That cat started swimming and from then own would get in the tub with him.  Strangest cat.  Our neighbors thought he was cool too, so cool that when they  moved they stole him.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #237 on: January 12, 2012, 02:18:19 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on January 11, 2012, 03:42:23 PM
I'm considering getting a second cat to keep this one company while I'm out. 

I can't believe I just typed that.

I can't either.

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #238 on: January 13, 2012, 09:52:21 AM »
Quote from: Gina on January 12, 2012, 02:17:05 PM
He is gorgeous and I hate animals.  Out of all the cats I have ever owned, yellow tabbys have been the best and most endearing to me.  Also the most retarded.  I had one and he would hop on his back legs chasing my son when he was about 2yrs old.  One day my son got out of the tub (about 1.5yrs) and we watched him go pick this cat up by the neck (stranglehold) and throw him in the tub, we were expecting a major case of neosporin for my son.  That cat started swimming and from then own would get in the tub with him.  Strangest cat.  Our neighbors thought he was cool too, so cool that when they  moved they stole him.

Probably some Maine Coon in there somewhere.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #239 on: January 13, 2012, 10:58:37 AM »
Chris, if you do get another cat, make sure it's fixed beforehand, mmmmkay?
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #240 on: January 13, 2012, 12:43:44 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 13, 2012, 09:52:21 AM
Probably some Maine Coon in there somewhere.

maine has some screwy shit going on
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #241 on: January 13, 2012, 01:50:39 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 13, 2012, 12:43:44 PM
maine has some screwy shit going on


 :rofl:

The cats are known to like water.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #242 on: January 13, 2012, 05:24:36 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on January 13, 2012, 01:50:39 PM

 :rofl:

The cats are known to like water.

Mine's jumped in the shower with me before. It can be quiet shocking when you're soaping up and all of a sudden stepping on your cat.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #243 on: January 13, 2012, 06:37:18 PM »
Quote from: Mike220 on January 13, 2012, 05:24:36 PM
Mine's jumped in the shower with me before. It can be quiet shocking when you're soaping up and all of a sudden stepping on your cat.
dirty joke in there somewhere........

I do have a very dirty funny cat story if anyone would like me to tell it. 
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #244 on: January 13, 2012, 06:41:40 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 13, 2012, 06:37:18 PM
dirty joke in there somewhere........

I do have a very dirty funny cat story if anyone would like me to tell it. 

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #245 on: January 13, 2012, 06:59:43 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on January 13, 2012, 06:41:40 PM
Is the Pope Catholic?

so me and hubby were in our prime.......  I had just gotten the cutest little kitten.  Maybe 8 weeks old........well we were missionary bumping uglies and I guess the kitten thought his balls were about the coolest toy around town.  he ran out of nowhere and grabbed a hold of them and wouldn't let go, kicked them with this back legs....anyway, hubby hates cats and well I don't think we had sex again for like 2 months.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #246 on: January 13, 2012, 07:00:36 PM »
Quote from: Gina on January 11, 2012, 10:22:02 PM


get this one :naughty:

Screw getting the cat, get the girl...
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #247 on: January 14, 2012, 05:20:59 PM »
You should come up with like 10 names and make a poll out of it.  You have to name your cat.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #248 on: January 14, 2012, 05:40:52 PM »
Right now, I'm more concerned with getting the piss out of my sheets and mattress. :mad:

Damn cat was in my bedroom when I turned the vacuum on to clean up the kitty litter.  ****ing bastard let loose on my bed.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #249 on: January 14, 2012, 05:43:26 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on January 14, 2012, 05:40:52 PM
Right now, I'm more concerned with getting the piss out of my sheets and mattress. :mad:

Damn cat was in my bedroom when I turned the vacuum on to clean up the kitty litter.  ****ing bastard let loose on my bed.

Ah, just name him "Fido" or "Rover" or "Spot," and be done with it.
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