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Offline Mike220

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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #200 on: November 24, 2011, 01:31:52 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on November 24, 2011, 12:46:05 AM
Argh.  Stupid critter freaked out and is now hiding behind the dishwasher.

Retarded cat.

Mine hides under the bed when I pull a trash bag out from under the sink. It's funny. And he's 9, so I'm not sure what his excuse is.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #201 on: November 24, 2011, 06:17:59 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on November 24, 2011, 01:31:52 AM
Mine hides under the bed when I pull a trash bag out from under the sink. It's funny. And he's 9, so I'm not sure what his excuse is.

Oreo absolutely hates the vacuum.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #202 on: December 03, 2011, 05:33:36 PM »
My cat makes goofy sounds.  Why is it so noisy?
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #203 on: December 05, 2011, 01:45:47 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 03, 2011, 05:33:36 PM
My cat makes goofy sounds.  Why is it so noisy?

In the wild, cats aren't vocal.  Since the human staff is vocal, cats change.  It's trying to get your attention, Chris . . .
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #204 on: December 05, 2011, 02:07:58 PM »
It is probably telling you it wants a name. 
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #205 on: December 05, 2011, 02:21:14 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on December 05, 2011, 02:07:58 PM
It is probably telling you it wants a name. 

Other than "Shithead" that is.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #206 on: December 05, 2011, 02:24:34 PM »
"Cat" isn't good enough?

Sometimes I get creative and call it "kitty cat" but it makes me feel silly.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #207 on: December 05, 2011, 02:28:46 PM »
Why give cats names?  They respond when they feel like it.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #208 on: December 05, 2011, 02:42:43 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 05, 2011, 02:24:34 PM
"Cat" isn't good enough?

Sometimes I get creative and call it "kitty cat" but it makes me feel silly.

I can see you in your heels saying "Kitty cat"   :p
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #209 on: December 05, 2011, 04:07:30 PM »
Call it *****.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #210 on: December 05, 2011, 04:08:42 PM »
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #211 on: December 05, 2011, 04:20:31 PM »
Ya, but the cat doesn't know that.       :-)
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #212 on: December 05, 2011, 05:48:48 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on December 05, 2011, 04:07:30 PM
Call it *****.
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRJlItzalJY[/youtube]
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #213 on: December 05, 2011, 07:57:24 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 05, 2011, 05:48:48 PM
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #214 on: December 25, 2011, 02:09:24 AM »
I had to Google "male cat testicles".  Seriously, I don't know this shit.  I have no ****ing clue what cat junk looks like.  I finally saw a little red nub that sort of looked like a penis today so I decided to tackle this issue again.

I'm pretty sure I have a boy cat.  It explains those things under his tail.


(not my cat)
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #215 on: December 27, 2011, 08:53:54 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 25, 2011, 02:09:24 AM
I had to Google "male cat testicles".  Seriously, I don't know this shit.  I have no ****ing clue what cat junk looks like.  I finally saw a little red nub that sort of looked like a penis today so I decided to tackle this issue again.

I'm pretty sure I have a boy cat.  It explains those things under his tail.


(not my cat)

my dead cat chunk used to lay on his back and his little penis would come straight out.  It was the wierdest looking thing  http://lovelifelikeyourself.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/male-cat-penis-spines.jpg
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #216 on: December 28, 2011, 10:12:37 AM »
Quote from: Gina on December 27, 2011, 08:53:54 PM
my dead cat chunk used to lay on his back and his little penis would come straight out.  It was the wierdest looking thing  http://lovelifelikeyourself.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/male-cat-penis-spines.jpg




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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #217 on: December 28, 2011, 12:14:15 PM »
Quote from: Wineslob on December 28, 2011, 10:12:37 AM



 :panic:

You have clicked on that link more than once haven't ya?  ADMIT IT!   :lmao:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #218 on: January 02, 2012, 07:41:28 PM »
Quote from: Gina on December 28, 2011, 12:14:15 PM
You have clicked on that link more than once haven't ya?  ADMIT IT!   :lmao:

I was skeered for the little rascal because of the gloved hand. Not the one holding his junk, but the one you couldn't see. You know, the one holding the scalpel.  :panic:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #219 on: January 05, 2012, 06:43:30 PM »
The cat in it's normal state,


Why are you taking my picture?


It's hard being a cat.


What's going on here?
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #220 on: January 05, 2012, 07:19:34 PM »
That's it. You're a cat guy.

Howzit feel? Sorta like you have warts? They're there, but they don't hurt?   :rotf:
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #221 on: January 05, 2012, 08:12:36 PM »
Awwwww.....hiya Cat!
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #222 on: January 05, 2012, 09:23:21 PM »
Awww.  Those are good pictures.  Cute cat.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #223 on: January 06, 2012, 09:43:31 AM »
Kinda looks my cat Tigoo, except yours is about half his size.
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Re: I have a cat now
« Reply #224 on: January 06, 2012, 10:35:12 AM »
Chris, he loves you.
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