With so many DUmmies dying from governmental neglect, due to the Republican House of Representatives, a lot of good protein is going to waste.
All you need is a freshly dead democrat, a sharp knife, and a bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's.
You may want to brine that meat a day or so, to soak out the illegal drug content, but it should be tender.
The beast it came from did no more work than a veal calf.
If the bottom falls out, some of us will still eat like kings, and we won't be making jelly out of table scraps.