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Offline beefeater

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So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« on: August 19, 2011, 04:47:11 PM »
And this ladies and germs is the ultimate DUmmy lament, with the answer being as plain as the nose on Cyrano's face

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So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
   
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IMO, most Republican politicians and voters aren’t all that intelligent. But so what?

Their leaders have far more street smarts than we have. They are totally focused on their goals. Their fanaticism is absolute. They have absolutely no qualms about using any and all means to crush us. And all of that puts us at a tremendous disadvantage.

Whether the issue is religion, elections, wealth distribution, race, immigration, medical care, or just simple human decency, they always manage to crush us, crush our agenda, and crush everything we believe in and stand for.

All this reminds me of the old saying, “If you’re so smart, why aren’t you rich?” The reality is that being smart and being rich are mutually exclusive. Being intelligent, and succeeding in ramming through a political agenda, are also mutually exclusive. And that means that really stupid people can triumph.

Lots of responce, nobody even disagrees with the premise and nobody sees the irony.

Frankly I couldn't bring just 1 or 2 answers over, they're all so good.
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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2011, 04:49:10 PM »
Must suck then, that a bunch of knuckle dragging, racist, teabaggers keep kicking your sooper genius asses.

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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2011, 05:01:03 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on August 19, 2011, 04:49:10 PM
Must suck then, that a bunch of knuckle dragging, racist, teabaggers keep kicking your sooper genius asses.



I'm surprised none of them have yet to bring up how Chimpos II outsmarted them twice.  The pain from thinking about it must still hurt too much.  :popcorn:
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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2011, 05:02:30 PM »
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So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?

When I was trolling Skin's island back in 2004, this was the exact question I asked that finally got me targeted to be TS'd.

A little info for you, Cyrano:  I'm more intelligent than you or any primitive on Skin's island.  The world hasn't create a device that can measure how much more superior intellectually I am than you and the other primitives.

You are unable to put 2 and 2 together, so let me help you out:  You're not smart at all, and conservatives are extremely intelligent.  We win because we are smarter.  As it stands, you're not intelligent enough to understand how much smarter we are than you, and we don't have the time, nor do we even care to try, to convince you otherwise.  In fact, it's to our advantage for you to continue to falsely believe you're smarter than us.  So keep on believing what you want to believe regardless of the evidence right in front of you.  It plays right into our hands.

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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2011, 05:03:39 PM »
There`s a difference between thinking you`re smart and being smart. When the majority is against you it`s time to think maybe you are wrong.
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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2011, 05:10:12 PM »
Could be that DUmmies are dumber than a sack of rocks?(sorry bag, so rocks) Elections are won on actual facts and firm knowledge, not emotions and lies.
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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2011, 05:11:34 PM »
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And that means that really stupid people can triumph.

Yeah, I guess that's what happened in 2008, Oscar.
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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2011, 05:12:41 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 19, 2011, 05:11:34 PM
Yeah, I guess that's what happened in 2008, Oscar.

Ooh, nice.  H5.  :-)
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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2011, 05:13:36 PM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on August 19, 2011, 05:12:41 PM
Ooh, nice.  H5.  :-)

I'm not sure where Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive, gets his idea that he's especially bright.
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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2011, 05:15:16 PM »
Whoever said DUmp democrats are smart, isn't.
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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2011, 05:24:04 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 19, 2011, 05:03:39 PM
There`s a difference between thinking you`re smart and being smart. When the majority is against you it`s time to think maybe you are wrong.

Yeh,...........I always think of the dems when I hear the saying "It's better to be thought of as stupid than to open your mouth and prove it"
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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2011, 03:10:02 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 19, 2011, 05:15:16 PM
Whoever said DUmp democrats are smart, isn't.

Since they all do, that's about right, because they aren't.

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So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?

Think about that, Oscar. 
IF someone you think is DUmber than you, and whipping your ass intellectually, THEN maybe, just maybe, THEY are either not as DUmb as you think, or YOU are a complete DUmmie.
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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2011, 12:53:59 PM »
If they were just a little smarter they would see how dumb they are.
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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2011, 05:43:55 PM »
OK. so let me get this straight...DUmmies claim they are our intellectual superiors....
BUT. We keep outsmarting the smart people.

Wouldn't smart people figure out how they were being defeated and alter tactics?
Wouldn't smart people have seen November 2010 coming and figured out a way to triumph?
Wouldn't smart people seek to understand their enemies? (Primitives clearly have NO idea what we believe in)
Wouldn't smart people avoid drugs and live in places OTHER than mom's basement?

If the DUmmies are smart...then we will rule forever.

















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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2011, 07:03:57 PM »
Even if we weren't smarter we don't have to lie about our message and what we really want for the country.

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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2011, 07:18:57 PM »
Life sucks when you're a donkey. It just ain't fair, everybody gets the best of you!

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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2011, 07:25:16 PM »
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The reality is that being smart and being rich are mutually exclusive. Being intelligent, and succeeding in ramming through a political agenda, are also mutually exclusive. And that means that really stupid people can triumph.

Um, no.  Bill Gates is a very intelligent person.  Ditto Tom Clancy, Warren Buffett, Mark Zuckerberg, and Larry Page.  There are some rich people who I wouldn't consider overly bright.  But they all have one common theme: THEY WORK THEIR ASSES OFF.  With the possible exception of the Walton family, few of the Forbes 400 walked into their money, and even in the case of the Waltons they only STAY rich because they invest wisely; i.e., no blowing their fortunes on bong loads and Cheetos.

By your logic, Sir Schnozz, you just called Obama unintelligent, given the agenda he and the Democrats have rammed through in the past 2 1/2 years.  They've certainly ACTED stupidly, but I won't go so far as to call them stupid.

And now that you've made yourself into a fool, isn't it time you went to Disneyland or something?
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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2011, 05:29:20 AM »
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41. We're smart on policy. We're dumb on politics.
Well, "we're" not. Our politicians are.

Absolutely - all that's needed is for the Democratic Party leadership to resign and hand over the political decisions to the DUmp...
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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #18 on: August 22, 2011, 10:37:00 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on August 19, 2011, 05:01:03 PM
I'm surprised none of them have yet to bring up how Chimpos II outsmarted them twice.  The pain from thinking about it must still hurt too much.  :popcorn:

Yes, but then that's the same pain they get whenever they try to actually think anyway, regardless of the subject.
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Re: So if we’re so smart, why are Republicans winning all the battles?
« Reply #19 on: August 22, 2011, 12:50:20 PM »
So much projection in so few words.

Dear DUmbass, believing that 1+1=POTATO is not being intelligent. Never changing your view that 1+1=2 is just total asshattery.
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