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Offline shadeaux

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From the Drug and Alcohol Department
« on: August 18, 2011, 10:45:23 PM »
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Mon Aug-15-11 05:12 PM
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Once again, I am out of work

 **** I hate this




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Offline BEG

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Re: From the Drug and Alcohol Department
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2011, 10:51:31 PM »
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5. My 5-year-old son just asked us if we wanted any of his money
   


This is sad.  If its true, he is a good kid...for now.
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Offline LC EFA

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Re: From the Drug and Alcohol Department
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2011, 12:25:16 AM »
Pretending not to be an arrogant , pretentious, asshole for an entire work day is just too hard for some people.
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Re: From the Drug and Alcohol Department
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2011, 12:42:39 AM »
His occupation was methadone clinic client.
Doesn't pay much.
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Re: From the Drug and Alcohol Department
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2011, 12:49:02 AM »
How many jobs has Taverner had in 2011?
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Re: From the Drug and Alcohol Department
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2011, 01:01:49 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on August 19, 2011, 12:49:02 AM
How many jobs has Taverner had in 2011?
None.
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Re: From the Drug and Alcohol Department
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2011, 01:11:22 AM »
Here in the last few weeks, it seems that the few DUmmies who were actually employed are now watching said jobs slip through their confiscatory little fingers like water.  At least they'll have each other, while they wait it out for their new "salaried" positions in the unemployment line. 

I wouldn't wish unemployment on anyone, and certainly not on anyone who has little ones to take care of and raise; but, you would think by now DUmmie Taverner would have learned at least a few of life's lessons in how to stay gainfully employed.  Taverner appears to be living proof that you cannot fix stupid.   
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Re: From the Drug and Alcohol Department
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2011, 03:12:02 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on August 19, 2011, 01:11:22 AM
Here in the last few weeks, it seems that the few DUmmies who were actually employed are now watching said jobs slip through their confiscatory little fingers like water.  At least they'll have each other, while they wait it out for their new "salaried" positions in the unemployment line. 

I wouldn't wish unemployment on anyone, and certainly not on anyone who has little ones to take care of and raise; but, you would think by now DUmmie Taverner would have learned at least a few of life's lessons in how to stay gainfully employed.  Taverner appears to be living proof that you cannot fix stupid.   

But at least they still have obama, with his reported number of 10% unemployment, as their fearless leader. That enemy of the state, Bushitter, had a miserable 5% rate.
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Re: From the Drug and Alcohol Department
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2011, 03:16:20 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on August 19, 2011, 01:11:22 AM
Here in the last few weeks, it seems that the few DUmmies who were actually employed are now watching said jobs slip through their confiscatory little fingers like water.  At least they'll have each other, while they wait it out for their new "salaried" positions in the unemployment line. 

I wouldn't wish unemployment on anyone, and certainly not on anyone who has little ones to take care of and raise; but, you would think by now DUmmie Taverner would have learned at least a few of life's lessons in how to stay gainfully employed.  Taverner appears to be living proof that you cannot fix stupid.   

Actually, you CAN fix stupid, but the cure is debilitating and involves injections of large pieces of lead.

So far, it is working wonders on muslim fundamentalist in the Middle East.

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Re: From the Drug and Alcohol Department
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2011, 08:51:17 AM »
Oh here we go again.  Taverner loses another job.  In that thread, all they do is post that stupid little hugging icon and make commisserating noises..."same here" etc. 

What just might help is if they shed their seething rage and hatred against businesses who employ them.  The vibe comes through loud and clear.  Why should they employ their enemy when a friend could be found just like that? 

Then, by hanging around the DUmp, this hatred and viciousness feeds on itself and each other, so by the time they manage to snag an interview, they've been steeped in DUmp bile for so long, nobody will touch them with a ten foot pole. 
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Re: From the Drug and Alcohol Department
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2011, 09:12:28 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 19, 2011, 01:01:49 AM
None.
Clean up time on the keyboard!  :lmao:

Quote from: Karin on August 19, 2011, 08:51:17 AM
Oh here we go again.  Taverner loses another job.  In that thread, all they do is post that stupid little hugging icon and make commisserating noises..."same here" etc. 
>snip< 
You forgot the "healing white light".
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Re: From the Drug and Alcohol Department
« Reply #11 on: August 19, 2011, 09:30:04 AM »
I notice that he still has a call for a general strike in his signature line...does that mean he'll refuse to draw unemployment benefits out of sympathy with the (non-existent) strikers?
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Re: From the Drug and Alcohol Department
« Reply #12 on: August 19, 2011, 10:05:05 AM »
Quote from: Skul on August 19, 2011, 09:12:28 AM
Clean up time on the keyboard!  :lmao:
You forgot the "healing white light".

There hasn't been much healing white light radiating from DU since Obama took office. There also hasn't been much talk of the Shakra level of the White House... weird.
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Re: From the Drug and Alcohol Department
« Reply #13 on: August 19, 2011, 12:33:44 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 19, 2011, 03:12:02 AM
But at least they still have obama, with his reported number of 10% unemployment, as their fearless leader. That enemy of the state, Bushitter, had a miserable 5% rate.
Here in red state hell, for several years at the height of the Great Bush Prosperity, the unemployment rate was below 2%.

It's probably double that now.
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