Atman breaking the rules by lurking here and saying so.

[Tucker]

Atman  (1000+ posts)        Wed Aug-17-11 11:48 AM
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And they wonder why we think they're just bigoted neanderthals...
 Subject headline at the top o' the charts over at one of those Tea Bagger/Freeper cave dweller sites...with lots of responses...in reference to a news story posted on DU:

"Carpet muncher denied her faggot lovers body- Coroner cites DOMA."

Oh, but they're not bigots or anything. Jesus would have posted the same thing!

If you're offended, my job was completed.

[Ballygrl]

Cigarette Girl seems to unintentionally activate the minute drops of testosterone in some of the "male" DU members which gives them just the smallest glimpse of what it must be like to be a real man instead of nutless wonders.

[Traveshamockery]

It sounds like Pedro Picasso is obsessed with Frank.  I think he has a huge man-crush on you, Frank.

 

[franksolich]

It sounds like Pedro Picasso is obsessed with Frank.  I think he has a huge man-crush on you, Frank.

 

I call him my loser twin, because we have so many similiarities in our backgrounds.

But given those similarities, one wonders why Pedro Picasso turned out a loser, and I didn't.

[Traveshamockery]

I call him my loser twin, because we have so many similiarities in our backgrounds.

But given those similarities, one wonders why Pedro Picasso turned out a loser, and I didn't.

That is definitely one of life's conundrums.  Pedro puts on a good act trying to sound successful but we know he's a failure. 

[franksolich]

That is definitely one of life's conundrums.  Pedro puts on a good act trying to sound successful but we know he's a failure. 

You'd be amazed, madam, at the similarities in our backgrounds, other than that my loser twin was raised in some Levittown down in Florida, while I was raised up here in the Sandhills.

Same socioeconomic background, same level of education, same rank among our siblings, same age, both with birth defects (my absence of ears, his mental retardation), same size of shoes, &c., &c., &c.

It goes on and on, the similarities.

We even used forklifts in our part-time college jobs; and I'll bet the same brand of forklift too.

So it is a mystery--how come Pedro Picasso's a loser and franksolich isn't?

[franksolich]

Oh my.

Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Wed Aug-17-11 09:58 PM
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18. By the way, the coach says he's spinning a new self indulgent three page piece of tripe
   
He's gunna make fun of some of us once again. His twelveteen fans will all high five him for his genius.

[BattleHymn]

What brand of forklift were you using, frank?  More importantly, could you flip a quarter, nickel and dime up onto the forks off of a concrete floor? 

[franksolich]

What brand of forklift were you using, frank?  More importantly, could you flip a quarter, nickel and dime up onto the forks off of a concrete floor? 

I'm trying to recall, sir.

I believe it was a Hyster, the same as used by Pedro Picasso at a Polaroid plant in Massachusetts.

No, I never did tricks with it, because I was always more interested in simply getting things out of my way so I could do some work.

[BattleHymn]

I'm trying to recall, sir.

I believe it was a Hyster, the same as used by Pedro Picasso at a Polaroid plant in Massachusetts.

No, I never did tricks with it, because I was always more interested in simply getting things out of my way so I could do some work.

A Hyster 50, maybe?  I also didn't mean to imply that you were into levity at work, rather than performing your required duties.  It just seems that the whole 'picking up change with the truck' thing seems to almost always go with the territory forklifts.

[franksolich]

A Hyster 50, maybe?  I also didn't mean to imply that you were into levity at work, rather than performing your required duties.  It just seems that the whole 'picking up change with the truck' thing seems to almost always go with the territory forklifts.

Actually, everybody else was into levity at work, but I wasn't.

The minute I walked in the door, I got to work, and usually what I needed (pallets of firearms and ammunition) was way in the back of the unloading dock, lots and lots of pallets of other stuff in front of it.

Forklifting wasn't my only job; it was just more of a tool for me to do my job, dealing with firearms, ammunition, fishing, hunting, and camping merchandise.

Pedro Picasso over in Massachusetts at the same time wasn't as multi-skilled as I was; he was just a forklift driver, nothing else.  He got the job because of his mother.

[GOBUCKS]

Pedro Picasso over in Massachusetts at the same time wasn't as multi-skilled as I was; he was just a forklift driver, nothing else.  He got the job because of his mother.

So, as a youth his mother had to find a job for him, and as an adult, he depends on his wife to support the family.
Pedro is quite a man, isn't he?

[franksolich]

So, as a youth his mother had to find a job for him.....

Uh huh.

She was a big stockholder in Polaroid at the time, which is why he started out in a position, a sitting-down job, a step or two above the bottom level, rather than at the bottom.

Pedro is quite a man, isn't he?

Another coincidence is that Pedro Picasso and franksolich were in Springfield, Massachusetts, about the same time, although myself only as a summer visitor, he as a resident.  He had a "studio" across the street from the home of Theodor Seuss Geisel.

It freaks me that we may have bumped into each other at the supermarket one time or another there, exchanging pleasantries.

[SarasotaRepub]

I saw that thread last night and lol. 

[franksolich]

I saw that thread last night and lol.  

It was very unfortunate for Pedro Picasso that he did that, reminding franksolich that he still exists.

I'd forgotten all about him, having been more interested in fresher, newer, primitives.

[Traveshamockery]

Oh my.

The DUmmies love you.  Now Stinky is sitting and patiently waiting for your next submission. 

 

[Rebel]

Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Thu Aug-18-11 10:02 AM
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23. Holy crap, the Failed Car Maker is a psycho.
   
And I don't mean that as a figure of speech. I mean it as "medical textbook definition."

Notice how they come up with their own little pet names for us that aren't witty in the least. 

[franksolich]

Notice how they come up with their own little pet names for us that aren't witty in the least. 

That's just a tad bit too vague for me.

Who's the failed auto maker here?

[Chris_]

That's just a tad bit too vague for me.

Who's the failed auto maker here?

[franksolich]

Well now, that picture compelled me to go through all five pages of this thread, to see who the failed auto maker is.

It's still not connecting.

"Rebel" of course was a long-ago American Motors product, but surely the primitive wasn't referring to him.

Damn.

The primitives have got to be more imaginative when making up pseudonyms for us (so that my fellow alum Skins doesn't notice).  At least when the sparkling husband dude calls me "Coach," it's easy to figure out who he's yelling at.  And to be less imaginative than the sparkling husband dude takes some doing.

[DumbAss Tanker]

Unfortunately the pic doesn't help.  A Studebaker, is it not?  Whose screenname has anything to do with them?

[Chris_]

Wiki

I would have expected the third headlight to be a tip-off.

Yes, it was dumb and unimaginative, but one should expect that when dealing with Democrat Underground.

[franksolich]

Wiki

I would have expected the third headlight to be a tip-off.

Yes, it was dumb and unimaginative, but one should expect that when dealing with Democrat Underground.

Well, it's nobody here's fault.

The primitives have got to be more imaginative, more creative, in making up names.

[franksolich]

The sparkling husband dude's creation of "cigarette girl," for example, was sheer inspired once-in-a-million genius on his part.

But "failed auto maker" grates; no wit, no creativity, no imagination at all.

[GOBUCKS]

What you have here are Rob Picasso and Vinnie being consumed by jealousy. With the Packer clan saga starring DUmmy hippywife and DUmmy warpy, and prominent supporting roles for the dick inspector, MineralMan, and OD in 2005, the green-eyed monster is feasting.

The mocking dedication to Vinnie is no help. These guys are beside themselves, being eaten alive by burning, overwhelming jealousy.

The disappointment was compounded immeasurably when they learned of some faux-porno scenes from which they'll be excluded.

It's devastating that they're so utterly unimportant they can't even become part of a fictional tale about the moonbat characters they associate themselves with every day.

Sorry, boys. Your failure in real life has carried over onto the innertubes.