Those loons do this kind of stuff just for the sheer joy of burdening and costing a business. We've all made a bed. With a fitted sheet, you get the 3 corners taken of, then you go to the 4th corner, and hoist it up with your knee to get the final tuck-in. This is way more work than tucking in a flat sheet. WTF.
EC, I've been arguing with my congressman (D) about the lightbulbs. He tried to tell me that the pigtails "created jobs." I wrote back and said, "you do realize that they make the curly bulbs in China, and shut the Kentucky factory that made the incandescents, don't you?" No reply.