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Offline CG6468

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Man fired for washing himself with own urine
« on: August 12, 2011, 09:26:32 AM »
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Re: Man fired for washing himself with own urine
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2011, 09:35:54 AM »
Oh dear god that is gross.

I loved Austria. Very pretty place and the women are gorgeous. I had one shop girl follow me around like a puppy. ( I was a lot better looking back then ) But the guys....well, they all seemed a little "off". :mental:
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Re: Man fired for washing himself with own urine
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2011, 02:06:27 PM »
I wonder how he can bear the smell of urine lingering on his face all day. :puke:
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Re: Man fired for washing himself with own urine
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2011, 02:41:02 PM »
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Re: Man fired for washing himself with own urine
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2011, 03:15:45 PM »
Look on the bright side: He's gone green...recycled hot water.
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Re: Man fired for washing himself with own urine
« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2011, 03:33:02 PM »
That's disgusting.  Urine therapy?   :rotf:
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Re: Man fired for washing himself with own urine
« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2011, 03:33:12 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 12, 2011, 02:41:02 PM
Urine in the dog house for this story! :panic:

Ur an extremely baaaad punster!  :rotf:
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Re: Man fired for washing himself with own urine
« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2011, 06:10:44 PM »
I think this thread needs some Urethra Franklin playing :naughty:
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Re: Man fired for washing himself with own urine
« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2011, 06:13:37 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 12, 2011, 06:10:44 PM
I think this thread needs some Urethra Franklin playing :naughty:
I was two cars behind a cab that advertised 'computerized dispatch' on it's rear window.  Unfortunately, all I could see was "uterized dispatch".

I was confused until I caught up to it and got a second look.
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Re: Man fired for washing himself with own urine
« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2011, 06:53:44 PM »
This is the number one nastiest thing I've read all week.
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Re: Man fired for washing himself with own urine
« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2011, 07:08:05 PM »
Eh.  It's Germany. He'll probably have 1-2 years of unemployment before he has to bother himself with looking for work again.
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Re: Man fired for washing himself with own urine
« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2011, 09:58:17 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 12, 2011, 06:10:44 PM
I think this thread needs some Urethra Franklin playing :naughty:

That's so bad. Really baaaad!

Please.............stop it some more! :-)  :naughty:
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Re: Man fired for washing himself with own urine
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2011, 03:39:36 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 12, 2011, 06:10:44 PM
I think this thread needs some Urethra Franklin playing :naughty:

Urine, urout . . . :tongue: :pisscontest:
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Re: Man fired for washing himself with own urine
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2011, 07:58:15 AM »
  Urine has been used for ages to do many things.

Eskimo woman washed their hair in it,  some American Indians used buffalo urine to help lighten their hair.

Some Military in Nam would pee on a wound until the Doc's got there.   Better then water that may be contaminated.

Urine is used for many things around the world, Some cultures boil down the Urine of woman to make salts to as they believe prevent pregnancy.

 Head to Asia. the Urine of a Brest fed baby costs big time, thinking that this will help men regain their youth.

We in the West never know what the East is doing, Rhino Horn as a Viagra, Cobra for strength.

Yet as I belly up to a sea food bar in America, I see people eating LIVE OSYTERS for some kind of sex help.

I myself would rather wash my face in my urine then have to eat a living being, an Oyster or Clam on the half shell.
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Re: Man fired for washing himself with own urine
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2011, 11:50:40 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on August 14, 2011, 07:58:15 AM
  Urine has been used for ages to do many things.

Eskimo woman washed their hair in it,  some American Indians used buffalo urine to help lighten their hair.

Some Military in Nam would pee on a wound until the Doc's got there.   Better then water that may be contaminated.

Urine is used for many things around the world, Some cultures boil down the Urine of woman to make salts to as they believe prevent pregnancy.


 Head to Asia. the Urine of a Brest fed baby costs big time, thinking that this will help men regain their youth.

We in the West never know what the East is doing, Rhino Horn as a Viagra, Cobra for strength.

Yet as I belly up to a sea food bar in America, I see people eating LIVE OSYTERS for some kind of sex help.

I myself would rather wash my face in my urine then have to eat a living being, an Oyster or Clam on the half shell.

. Piss off.  :tongue:
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Re: Man fired for washing himself with own urine
« Reply #15 on: August 14, 2011, 12:49:14 PM »
Quote from: Gina on August 14, 2011, 11:50:40 AM
. Piss off.  :tongue:

Gina, dear . . . that's "piss on" to Vesta. :pisscontest:
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Re: Man fired for washing himself with own urine
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2011, 06:53:57 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 14, 2011, 12:49:14 PM
Gina, dear . . . that's "piss on" to Vesta. :pisscontest:

Vesta is into golden showers? :panic:
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