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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #150 on: May 03, 2012, 03:50:15 PM »
There is nothing that Nadin hasn't done. She is the great and powerful OZ. The mighty and the strong. The oracle of the universe.

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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #151 on: May 03, 2012, 08:12:32 PM »
If Nads was a fireman coming to the scene of a very small fire at your house, like a shed, garage, or grass fire, you might as well start breaking out the real estate books.
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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #152 on: June 13, 2012, 09:00:48 AM »
Updated again!

Volunteer Firefighter added to the list:

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Climatologist with specialization in very catastrophic catastrophes
Code Cracker
Coffee machine expert
Combat medic
Combat veteran
Community organizer, riot division
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Diesel mechanic
Disaster preparedness consultant
Disaster recovery specialist
Drill Sergeant
Early childhood development
Earthquake Prep Specialist Before and After
Egyptian politics expert
Election fraud expert
Emergency medical technician
Emergency triage expert
Epidemiologist
Expert Economist
Expert on Experts
Expert on Fiscal Policy
Expert on Japanese suicide customs
Expert on milk exposed to radiation from nuclear reactor meltdowns
Expert on Police Code
Expert script reader
Expert trend spotter
Expert on Victim Psychology
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Friend of former submarine captain
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Geologist
Historian – US and World
History of labor unions
Hollywood talent scout
Home appliance technician
Hurricane preparedness expert
Inner city youth servicer
Intelligence analyst
International finance expert
International medical billing specialist
Jeep Test Driver
Lead programmer for MS Word with specialization in spelling and grammar algorithms
Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
Metereologist
Nuclear physicist
Nuclear power plant engineer
Peace activist
Peaceful union marcher
Peak oil forecaster
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Philanthropist
Physiologist
Political strategist
Queen of comical malaprops
Rapeller
Reporter for the OWS Movement
Rubicon Crosser
Rubicon Cruiser
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Script Reader
Sharia Law Consultant
Simulation gaming expert
Sociologist
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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #153 on: June 13, 2012, 12:24:24 PM »
That is quite the resume. Nadin is the oracle of the universe.

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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #154 on: June 13, 2012, 04:03:55 PM »
That is quite the resume. Nadin is the oracle of the universe.

Wait we have no seamstress and fashion designer.  Hairdresser and makeup artest.

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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #155 on: June 13, 2012, 04:30:04 PM »
Wait we have no seamstress and fashion designer.  Hairdresser and makeup artest.

I am sure Nadin knows about those as well.

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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #156 on: July 07, 2012, 09:23:55 PM »
Updated again!

Magazine Critic and Photographer added to the list:

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Coffee machine expert
Combat medic
Combat veteran
Community organizer, riot division
Cop
Decontamination Specialist
Diesel mechanic
Disaster preparedness consultant
Disaster recovery specialist
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Early childhood development
Earthquake Prep Specialist Before and After
Egyptian politics expert
Election fraud expert
Emergency medical technician
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Epidemiologist
Expert Economist
Expert on Experts
Expert on Fiscal Policy
Expert on Japanese suicide customs
Expert on milk exposed to radiation from nuclear reactor meltdowns
Expert on Police Code
Expert script reader
Expert trend spotter
Expert on Victim Psychology
Film Critic
Fire Arms Expert
Foreign prison custody rights expert
Friend of former submarine captain
Full-time MSNBC viewer
Geologist
Historian – US and World
History of labor unions
Hollywood talent scout
Home appliance technician
Hurricane preparedness expert
Inner city youth servicer
Intelligence analyst
International finance expert
International medical billing specialist
Jeep Test Driver
Lead programmer for MS Word with specialization in spelling and grammar algorithms
Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
Magazine Critic
Metereologist
Nuclear physicist
Nuclear power plant engineer
Peace activist
Peaceful union marcher
Peak oil forecaster
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Philanthropist
Photographer
Physiologist
Political strategist
Queen of comical malaprops
Rapeller
Reporter for the OWS Movement
Rubicon Crosser
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Saved the world from radiation poison
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Sharia Law Consultant
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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #157 on: July 07, 2012, 09:57:15 PM »
That is quite the list. It just gets keeps getting better.

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Re: Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #158 on: July 07, 2012, 10:09:03 PM »
Sorry to trouble you, but you must add pyrotechnic specialist when you do the next update.  There was a thread on Thursday where she weighed in with her expertise after the San Diego fireworks fiasco.
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Re: Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #159 on: July 07, 2012, 10:37:19 PM »
Sorry to trouble you, but you must add pyrotechnic specialist when you do the next update.  There was a thread on Thursday where she weighed in with her expertise after the San Diego fireworks fiasco.

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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #160 on: July 07, 2012, 10:38:48 PM »
Updated again!

Pyrotechnic Specialist added to the list:

Arc Explainer
Author (my book has sold at least 2 copies)
Barista
Black belt in Google-Fu
Blast Analysist Expert
Bouncy-maker
Climatologist with specialization in very catastrophic catastrophes
Code Cracker
Coffee machine expert
Combat medic
Combat veteran
Community organizer, riot division
Cop
Decontamination Specialist
Diesel mechanic
Disaster preparedness consultant
Disaster recovery specialist
Drill Sergeant
Early childhood development
Earthquake Prep Specialist Before and After
Egyptian politics expert
Election fraud expert
Emergency medical technician
Emergency triage expert
Epidemiologist
Expert Economist
Expert on Experts
Expert on Fiscal Policy
Expert on Japanese suicide customs
Expert on milk exposed to radiation from nuclear reactor meltdowns
Expert on Police Code
Expert script reader
Expert trend spotter
Expert on Victim Psychology
Film Critic
Fire Arms Expert
Foreign prison custody rights expert
Friend of former submarine captain
Full-time MSNBC viewer
Geologist
Historian – US and World
History of labor unions
Hollywood talent scout
Home appliance technician
Hurricane preparedness expert
Inner city youth servicer
Intelligence analyst
International finance expert
International medical billing specialist
Jeep Test Driver
Lead programmer for MS Word with specialization in spelling and grammar algorithms
Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
Magazine Critic
Metereologist
Nuclear physicist
Nuclear power plant engineer
Peace activist
Peaceful union marcher
Peak oil forecaster
Phallus inspector/tester
Philanthropist
Photographer
Physiologist
Political strategist
Pyrotechnic Specialist
Queen of comical malaprops
Rapeller
Reporter for the OWS Movement
Rubicon Crosser
Rubicon Cruiser
Saved the world from radiation poison
Script Reader
Sharia Law Consultant
Simulation gaming expert
Sociologist
Survivalist
Theologist with specialty in dominionism and fundamental Christian values
Tipping point detector
Toy soldier player and collector
Trend Spotter
Volunteer Firefighter
Weapons expert
World class Googler
World traveler
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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #161 on: July 08, 2012, 04:39:47 PM »
Bally, in any future update, could you do this, or this, to the new additions?  It would help out a lot. O-)
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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #163 on: July 14, 2012, 12:15:51 AM »
This woman is insane!
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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #164 on: July 14, 2012, 12:33:26 PM »
This woman is insane!

Calling her insane is an insult to the people are really insane.

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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #165 on: July 19, 2012, 12:19:07 AM »
Can I make an honorary suggestion for something that nadin hasn't claimed yet, but I'm sure she could do it?

tech manual/instruction manual writer.  After reading  the gibberish found in so many of them, I think she must give the writers lessons.

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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #166 on: July 19, 2012, 08:39:08 PM »
Can I make an honorary suggestion for something that nadin hasn't claimed yet, but I'm sure she could do it?

tech manual/instruction manual writer.  After reading  the gibberish found in so many of them, I think she must give the writers lessons.
Gibberish interpreter ?
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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #167 on: July 21, 2012, 05:20:56 AM »
Gibberish 'interpreter ? producer.

FIFY.
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #168 on: July 21, 2012, 07:24:50 AM »
FIFY.

Has anyone noticed that in a past post she mentions the phrase of "Hey Rube"  So me thinks she worked in a traveling carnival at some time.

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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #169 on: July 22, 2012, 01:37:48 AM »
^ A "Carny" ? Actually that might be a perfect description.
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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #170 on: July 29, 2012, 08:45:58 AM »
Updated again!

Firefighter and High Level Fencer added to the list!

Arc Explainer
Author (my book has sold at least 2 copies)
Barista
Black belt in Google-Fu
Blast Analysist Expert
Bouncy-maker
Climatologist with specialization in very catastrophic catastrophes
Code Cracker
Coffee machine expert
Combat medic
Combat veteran
Community organizer, riot division
Cop
Decontamination Specialist
Diesel mechanic
Disaster preparedness consultant
Disaster recovery specialist
Drill Sergeant
Early childhood development
Earthquake Prep Specialist Before and After
Egyptian politics expert
Election fraud expert
Emergency medical technician
Emergency triage expert
Epidemiologist
Expert Economist
Expert on Experts
Expert on Fiscal Policy
Expert on Japanese suicide customs
Expert on milk exposed to radiation from nuclear reactor meltdowns
Expert on Police Code
Expert script reader
Expert trend spotter
Expert on Victim Psychology
Film Critic
Fire Arms Expert
Firefighter
Foreign prison custody rights expert
Friend of former submarine captain
Full-time MSNBC viewer
Geologist
High Level Fencer
Historian – US and World
History of labor unions
Hollywood talent scout
Home appliance technician
Hurricane preparedness expert
Inner city youth servicer
Intelligence analyst
International finance expert
International medical billing specialist
Jeep Test Driver
Lead programmer for MS Word with specialization in spelling and grammar algorithms
Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
Magazine Critic
Metereologist
Nuclear physicist
Nuclear power plant engineer
Peace activist
Peaceful union marcher
Peak oil forecaster
Phallus inspector/tester
Philanthropist
Photographer
Physiologist
Political strategist
Pyrotechnic Specialist
Queen of comical malaprops
Rapeller
Reporter for the OWS Movement
Rubicon Crosser
Rubicon Cruiser
Saved the world from radiation poison
Script Reader
Sharia Law Consultant
Simulation gaming expert
Sociologist
Survivalist
Theologist with specialty in dominionism and fundamental Christian values
Tipping point detector
Toy soldier player and collector
Trend Spotter
Volunteer Firefighter
Weapons expert
World class Googler
World traveler
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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #171 on: July 29, 2012, 11:30:50 AM »
Wow, that list is long. She is such an oracle. The great and mighty Nads...

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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #172 on: July 29, 2012, 01:02:41 PM »
She is incredible!  Why is she not famous? 

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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #173 on: July 29, 2012, 04:37:44 PM »
Don't have "garden gnome" on there, which is more appropriate, it seems.
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Re: Nadin's Resume (updated 02-09)
« Reply #174 on: July 30, 2012, 03:58:28 PM »
She is incredible!  Why is she not famous? 

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