Wiseguy BSS!
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Author (my book has sold at least 2 copies)
Barista
Black belt in Google-Fu
Blast Analysist Expert
Bouncy-maker
Climatologist with specialization in very catastrophic catastrophes
Coffee machine expert
Combat medic
Combat veteran
Community organizer, riot division
Decontamination Specialist
Diesel mechanic
Disaster preparedness consultant
Disaster recovery specialist
Early childhood development
Egyptian politics expert
Election fraud expert
Emergency medical technician
Emergency triage expert
Epidemiologist
Expert Economist
Expert on Fiscal Policy
Expert on Japanese suicide customs
Expert on milk exposed to radiation from nuclear reactor meltdowns
Expert script reader
Expert trend spotter
Expert on Victim Psychology
Foreign prison custody rights expert
Friend of former submarine captain
Full-time MSNBC viewer
Geologist
Historian – US and World
History of labor unions
Hollywood talent scout
Home appliance technician
Hurricane preparedness expert
Inner city youth servicer
Intelligence analyst
International finance expert
International medical billing specialist
Lead programmer for MS Word with specialization in spelling and grammar algorithms
Macro-scale political and social trends analyst
Metereologist
Nuclear physicist
Nuclear power plant engineer
Peace activist
Peaceful union marcher
Peak oil forecaster
Phallus inspector/tester
Philanthropist
Political strategist
Queen of comical malaprops
Reporter for the OWS Movement
Rubicon crosser
Saved the world from radiation poison
Simulation gaming expert
Sociologist
Survivalist
Theologist with specialty in dominionism and fundamental Christian values
Tipping point detector
Toy soldier player and collector
Weapons expert
World class Googler
World traveler