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Gainesville woman loses 3 fingers trying to wake boyfriend
« on: August 10, 2011, 02:26:09 PM »

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A 36-year-old woman lost three fingers early Sunday when she tried to wake up her boyfriend with fireworks.

The woman and her boyfriend told the Gainesville Police Department that they had been drinking before the incident at the Georgetown apartments. The woman said she was holding a fireworks novelty item in her hand when she lit the fuse. She had been planning to toss the device out the front door, thinking it would make enough noise to wake her boyfriend.

Instead, the device exploded in her hand, tearing off her thumb, middle and ring fingers. The blast was so powerful that police said they found one bone remnant embedded in the ceiling. ...

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Re: Gainesville woman loses 3 fingers trying to wake boyfriend
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2011, 02:28:17 PM »
She'll need a hand waking her boyfriend up the next time.
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Re: Gainesville woman loses 3 fingers trying to wake boyfriend
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2011, 02:31:39 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 10, 2011, 02:28:17 PM
She'll need a hand waking her boyfriend up the next time.

Hope that wasn't her...uh...."good" hand.
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Re: Gainesville woman loses 3 fingers trying to wake boyfriend
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2011, 02:32:23 PM »
I'm sure he got a big bang outta that one and it woke him up.

(That one is too easy.)

She thought to light up his life by fuzing their explosions together. That makes for a very vibrant couple, methinks.
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Re: Gainesville woman loses 3 fingers trying to wake boyfriend
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2011, 03:11:02 PM »
Such sparkling wit from you all.
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Re: Gainesville woman loses 3 fingers trying to wake boyfriend
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2011, 03:14:01 PM »
Quote from: bijou on August 10, 2011, 03:11:02 PM
Such sparkling wit from you all.

Admit it...you get a bang out of us.
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Re: Gainesville woman loses 3 fingers trying to wake boyfriend
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2011, 04:15:42 PM »
Quote from: bijou on August 10, 2011, 03:11:02 PM
Such sparkling wit from you all.

If she thought she was going to hook him into a long term relationship, she left evidence of that in the ceiling.

Now that she's incomplete, he could tell her to thumb a ride elsewhere. It would be cruel, but after rudely being awoken like that, he's got no choice but to finger her as an accident waiting to happen.
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Re: Gainesville woman loses 3 fingers trying to wake boyfriend
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2011, 04:41:58 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 10, 2011, 03:14:01 PM
Admit it...you get a bang out of us.
You've nailed it. Thumbs up.
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Re: Gainesville woman loses 3 fingers trying to wake boyfriend
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2011, 05:04:13 PM »
And how many I.Q. points did she lose in this mishap?

THIS MANY!!!

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Re: Gainesville woman loses 3 fingers trying to wake boyfriend
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2011, 03:14:04 AM »
Eupher, quit bogarting all of the puns........  :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :tongue:
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Re: Gainesville woman loses 3 fingers trying to wake boyfriend
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2011, 06:52:31 AM »
You know, she could have used an alarm clock or something.  Afterall, we are in a digital age   :whistling:
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Re: Gainesville woman loses 3 fingers trying to wake boyfriend
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2011, 09:57:36 AM »
Quote from: Gina on August 16, 2011, 06:52:31 AM
You know, she could have used an alarm clock or something.  Afterall, we are in a digital age   :whistling:

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Re: Gainesville woman loses 3 fingers trying to wake boyfriend
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2011, 09:59:34 AM »
Quote from: Gina on August 16, 2011, 06:52:31 AM
You know, she could have used an alarm clock or something.  Afterall, we are in a digital age   :whistling:

That or a glass of water would have been alot less painfull.
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Re: Gainesville woman loses 3 fingers trying to wake boyfriend
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2011, 10:02:50 AM »
Quote from: Gina on August 16, 2011, 06:52:31 AM
You know, she could have used an alarm clock or something.  Afterall, we are in a digital age   :whistling:

You contradicted yourself.  Alarm clocks are so 20th Century. :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: Gainesville woman loses 3 fingers trying to wake boyfriend
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2011, 11:09:23 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 16, 2011, 10:02:50 AM
You contradicted yourself.  Alarm clocks are so 20th Century. :tongue: :fuelfire:

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Re: Gainesville woman loses 3 fingers trying to wake boyfriend
« Reply #15 on: August 17, 2011, 08:18:01 AM »
Quote from: Gina on August 16, 2011, 11:09:23 AM


Just trying to be helpful, that's all . . . :tongue:
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