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DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« on: August 10, 2011, 01:34:01 AM »
Well, damn, first it was DUmmy Forkboy (who is due back any day now), and now Snotspout. The DUmp is shedding gayboys at a furious rate, and DUmmy Snotspout coulda been a contendah:
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Snoutport  (1000+ posts)     Wed Aug-10-11 02:13 AM
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Snoutport bids you adieu... time to leave DU
Hello DUers!

Some big changes here. I have been offered a really great job up in Seattle and so we are pulling up stakes and moving North. One thing we have been discussing is getting rid of our cable and the internet.

As part of an experiment we tracked our online hours and a disturbing trend showed up. My partner is addicted to video games and I'm addicted to DU. (or reading news to share on DU) So we have decided to go for a year without having cable or computer hooked up in our home. We'll have internet access at work for email but since I don't read DU or post from work I'm afraid that DU is one of the things I am giving up.

I have absolutely loved my experience here. I hope that someone else will pick up the slack and start recapping the Phone Hacking stories for me. Don't be too hard on the President in here...the guy was handed a terrible job with a fierce opposition.

Good Luck All! No need for messages since I'm actually pulling the plug on things this evening before we start packing things up.

Perhaps I will see you in the future.

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I think what this means is he got his queer ass fired at the school. Whether his internet queerness got him wallduded, or his whining about the school cafeteria, or his alleged interview with some queer newspaper, he got his ass fired.


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2. Will miss you.... best of luck!!
And don't ever hesitate to give us a shout if you're in the mood to backslide!
 
Eeeeewwww! Never, ever, use that term around a democrat man.
There's a better than average chance he'll try to take you up on it.
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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2011, 01:47:11 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 10, 2011, 01:34:01 AM
I think what this means is he got his queer ass fired at the school. Whether his internet queerness got him wallduded, or his whining about the school cafeteria, or his alleged interview with some queer newspaper, he got his ass fired.

Either that or he just now realizes that he revealed his identity in his interview for the weekly liberal rag.  Skimmer has probably already given joyboy a new screen name like he did for Pam Dawson, back when she was being stalked by pricks.
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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2011, 05:10:20 AM »
Maybe his whole persona was a facade and he was on the verge of bring made public.
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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2011, 07:32:25 AM »
Yeah, I was thinking, once that article came out, and he could never, ever resist posting a link, everybody would know his real full name and location.  He over-shares every aspect of his life.  A dangerous combination on these internets. 

Sorry to see him go, though.  His posts were too long, but if you skimmed them, his flaming gehyness was funny, as were some choice pieces, such as when he hoped that his crow's friends came back and picked him up and took him home on a tiny stretcher, tiny ambulance blaring.  blink blink blink blink. 
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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2011, 07:45:07 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 10, 2011, 05:10:20 AM
Maybe his whole persona was a facade and he was on the verge of bring made public.

I think you win the prize although I am not exactly sure what it is. 

Given the rapid assent of this dummy its rapid demise does not surprise. Quite possibly it was an agent provocateur run by Skinner or Elad to gin up traffic. :whatever:
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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2011, 08:11:51 AM »
No way can he do it, he can't shut-up long enough and he needs an audience.
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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2011, 08:17:45 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 10, 2011, 08:11:51 AM
No way can he do it, he can't shut-up long enough and he needs an audience.

Exactly.

Did this doofus (Snoutport) used to go by a different DUmp screen-name? :???:
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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2011, 08:56:02 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on August 10, 2011, 08:17:45 AM
Exactly.

Did this doofus (Snoutport) used to go by a different DUmp screen-name? :???:

He could be a reincarnation of one of the purged gay mafia, I suppose.  It's also possible there is no actual job change and he's doing this just to throw off any evil stalkers that might rat him out to the school where he claims to work now.
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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2011, 09:43:42 AM »
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He could be a reincarnation of one of the purged gay mafia, I suppose.  It's also possible there is no actual job change and he's doing this just to throw off any evil stalkers that might rat him out to the school where he claims to work now.

You may be on to something there.

A wile back, Skimmer forgave the exiled fags and vowed to let them back on the island. Maybe his alter ego got reinstated and he no longer needs the Snoutport moniker/sock puppet.

He'll still be there, just under his original name.
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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2011, 10:47:04 AM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on August 10, 2011, 08:11:51 AM
No way can he do it, he can't shut-up long enough and he needs an audience.

     A fag is a fag. This moron will show up with a new name and exactly the same personal details, very soon.

     You're in the papers one day, and you pull up stakes the next? Um, no. This person was on the verge of being outed, big time, for one thing or another. It can't be because of gayness - that is an exalted status in his line of work. Must be something else.
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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2011, 11:53:43 AM »
Exactly, it just does not add up.  Even if there was that fabulous job in the works, there is no way he could NOT say to the DUmp, "something very, very exciting is afoot!!!!  Mums the word for now, but cross your fingers for me!!!!  I have to take a small trip, but I will check back in in a couple of days!!!!  Have to go see if hubby has ironed my shirt!!!!"

 
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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2011, 11:58:28 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on August 10, 2011, 10:47:04 AM
     A fag is a fag. This moron will show up with a new name and exactly the same personal details, very soon.

     You're in the papers one day, and you pull up stakes the next? Um, no. This person was on the verge of being outed, big time, for one thing or another. It can't be because of gayness - that is an exalted status in his line of work. Must be something else.

I suspect he was very close to being wallduded.  A while ago he posted that he physically restrained a Special Ed student for 2 hours, he has posted all sorts of details about his discontent with his school.  I suspect that in a couple of days the article with his name is going to come out and he is scared that his online postings are going to come back to haunt him.  I suspect that is why he is claiming to be leaving his current school, so that nobody looks them up to forward his internet screeds.
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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2011, 01:24:09 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on August 10, 2011, 11:58:28 AM
I suspect he was very close to being wallduded.

I love how that word is now a verb. :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2011, 02:02:47 PM »
Quote from: Karin on August 10, 2011, 11:53:43 AM
Exactly, it just does not add up.  Even if there was that fabulous job in the works, there is no way he could NOT say to the DUmp, "something very, very exciting is afoot!!!!  Mums the word for now, but cross your fingers for me!!!!  I have to take a small trip, but I will check back in in a couple of days!!!!  Have to go see if hubby has ironed my shirt!!!!"

 

Great post Karin, you have his flamboyantly-pouf screen persona down to a "T."

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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2011, 03:11:38 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 10, 2011, 02:02:47 PM
Great post Karin, you have his flamboyantly-pouf screen persona down to a "T."
She sure does, it's perfect...hmmm.
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« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2011, 03:30:10 PM »
Turn off your moledar, man, she's one of ours!

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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2011, 03:51:45 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 10, 2011, 03:30:10 PM
Turn off your moledar, man, she's one of ours!
I have no doubt about that. But the DUmp is riddled with lousy freeper trolls.
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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2011, 03:52:56 PM »
Nope, not mine.   :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2011, 03:54:19 PM »
Oh now, we're making our pal Vinnie here nervous, talking about the number of moles on Skins's island.

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Re: DUmmy Snotspout DUmps The DUmp
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2011, 10:36:52 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 10, 2011, 03:54:19 PM
... talking about the number of moles on Skins's island.



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