Obumbles gave himself the greatest gift that he could give himself: himself. All other gifts are incidental.
Unlimited supply of Oxycontin for his horrid head aches.
How about a Mistress that has more money and power then he does.
Big surprise, the intire family in Kenya and where ever had been moved into the top floor of the white house. 5 White House staffers now have the job to teach them how to use the toilets and showers, how to use the elevators and insure the females keep their tops on.-----One sleeps on top of the beds and not on the floor etc.
One very fine prayer rug with a compus built in to point to Mecca.
Happy Birth Day To YOU-------