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Offline JakeStyle

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Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« on: August 04, 2011, 12:22:29 AM »
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Back in the day he was punching out loud mouthed Freepers left and right, all the while keeping his "beautiful hand" moisturized.

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Give me 17 double bacon cheeseburgers QUICK, please!
   
I was at the doctor today and weighed in at 171 pounds. That's not near enough for a guy who is 6-feet-four, and is even below my youthul "fighting weight" of 175 to 180.

I have to start eating more - I'm sure more than a few of you will hate me for having that problem, but there it is.

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Offline thundley4

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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2011, 12:28:28 AM »
I hear that extreme weight loss is a problem of AIDS.
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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2011, 12:42:46 AM »
I'm just a shade under 6'6" and I weigh 245 and I am not carrying much body fat.  When I was on active duty it was challenging for me to keep my weight below 228 to meet the Ht/Wt standards (I could have gone for a body fat waiver but didn't want to put a spotlight on myself).  I know that at 225 I was very lean and very thin, at 171 he must look like a stick.
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Offline Mr Mannn

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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2011, 05:18:38 AM »
Its the drug use...Drugs have greater priority over food.
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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2011, 08:14:53 AM »
I'd forgotten all about the "beautiful hands" episode!   :rotf:  What a strange person. 

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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2011, 08:26:34 AM »
I'm 6'4". When I joined the Marines years ago I weighed 135 pounds. I had to eat a bunch of banana's and drink water to meet the minimum weight requirement. I lost 5 pounds the first few days I was at Parris Island....I went from 130 lbs. to 161 lbs. in 31 days....So, Redstone, JOIN THE MARINES. :lmao:

I would just love to see a DUmmie at Parris Island. Especially being treated to the 1960's style of traning... :lmao:

I think what they do there now is in a way worse than what we were put through.
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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2011, 08:28:11 AM »
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Give me 17 double bacon cheeseburgers QUICK, please!
   
I was at the doctor today and weighed in at 171 pounds. That's not near enough for a guy who is 6-feet-four, and is even below my youthul "fighting weight" of 175 to 180.

I have to start eating more - I'm sure more than a few of you will hate me for having that problem, but there it is.

Redstone

That meth is some nasty shit, dude.
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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2011, 09:55:00 AM »
Sounds like Red fell off the wagon again.
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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2011, 10:04:45 AM »
I missed the hands episode.  That is funny just seeing it mentioned.
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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2011, 10:10:26 AM »
And I can't find it anywhere.  You know how a heavy drug user can contemplate his hand for hours, when on, say, LSD?  He posted, as if very high, something like "I have very beautiful hands."  Does anybody remember anything more of it?  It was such a stoner post. 
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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2011, 10:16:01 AM »
I haven't made the body mass ratio since I was 24 and started to seriously lift. However, at 51 my fat percentage is low, still can do 100 push ups, 30 pull ups, and bike around 80 miles a week. Muscle is much denser than fat. 

The BM index is total BS.
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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2011, 10:19:35 AM »
I couldn't find anything on Redstone, but I did come across this absolutely retarded thread.  I suppose this is what passes for 'religion' over there.

Physical attributes of rising signs?
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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2011, 10:26:03 AM »
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Physical attributes of rising signs?
 I was wondering if anyone knew of a list that gave physical descriptions of people with certain signs on the first house. For instance, I'm a Cancer rising, and I've got small (claw-like) hands.

 

Oh, that's attractive. 
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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2011, 10:34:31 AM »
Quote from: Karin on August 04, 2011, 10:26:03 AM
Oh, that's attractive. 

omg, LMAO.   WTF.
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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2011, 10:43:25 AM »
If you want to be bigger "DUmmy-style" (without all of that four-letter-word of "work") then just by a boatload of mass gainer at the local supplement store and start chugging. See if Met-Rx will mix up a special batch for you of "Cheeto" or "bong-water" flavor.
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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2011, 10:47:52 AM »
Quote from: Odin's Hand on August 04, 2011, 10:43:25 AM
If you want to be bigger "DUmmy-style" (without all of that four-letter-word of "work") then just by a boatload of mass gainer at the local supplement store and start chugging. See if Met-Rx will mix up a special batch for you of "Cheeto" or "bong-water" flavor.

Beefcake.  BEEFCAKE!!!!!

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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2011, 10:50:43 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 04, 2011, 10:47:52 AM
Beefcake.  BEEFCAKE!!!!!



Yeah, I was looking for that pic and couldn't find one easy enough.
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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2011, 11:45:37 AM »
Quote from: Karin on August 04, 2011, 10:10:26 AM
And I can't find it anywhere.  You know how a heavy drug user can contemplate his hand for hours, when on, say, LSD?  He posted, as if very high, something like "I have very beautiful hands."  Does anybody remember anything more of it?  It was such a stoner post. 

This one?

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She was not one of the great loves of my life, but she was
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definitely one of the most recurrent ones, as we intersected now and again - actually quite frequently - through the latter half of the 1970s; which is not to diminish the passion sparked by each encounter and re-encounter. Not at all.

My Debbie.

I think of her today, as I remember how we met: Me sitting down at the table in the bar where she sat with her friends, all strangers to me, I inviting myself to that table because the bar was crowded and there was an open chair, and her remarking almost immediately that she was an artist, and that I had the most graceful hands she'd ever seen, and would I allow her to paint a portrait of my hands, some day? (Beats the hell out of "What's your sign?" as a pickup line, doesn't it, especially given that this was back in the inexpressibly callow days of the 1970s.)

I was a classical and flamenco guitarist then, so of course any praise of my pampered hands worked a charm.

How many other times had I sat in a workman's bar, drinking a Rock and a shot of Jack, only to end up having to punch the shit out of a stranger of a steelworker with my hand that he'd noticed and criticized, the right hand with the beautifully-manicured and polished fingernails (the homegrown fingerpicks) - not that the ignorant **** would take the time to notice that the nails of my LEFT hand were persecuted beyond existence...

But those are nuances. And nuances that are beside the point as well, historical filler though they may provide. And Debbie, I'll mention even though it's not germane to that point either, was one of those women of southern Italian heritage who, although she may not have been a Playboy-class beauty, possessed that smoky sexuality (I'm not going to cheapen that quality by diluting it to the term 'sensuality') that simply would NOT allow itself to be resisted.

At least not by me.

I think of Debbie today (Did I refer to her as 'my' Debbie above? Forgive me for that arrogance, Deb; I know you were never 'mine' any more than you were anyone's other than your own) as I look at my hands, those once-agents of my identity, now long and irretrievably lost to arthritis and overuse. I've not been able to use those hands to coax the sounds from a guitar; those sounds that would bring me to something as close to tears as anything ever could, those sounds that would open a woman's heart to the feelings that would be the same from a man's heart, though he'd not show them in public (unless he were Spanish) for well over ten years now.

Those hands are no longer so elegant that they attract the notice of an artistic woman. These days, they attract only the notice of joint-replacement specialists, and perhaps the odd stranger who might note the bone spurs.

Deb, I'm sorry. I apologize that I have not been able to maintain the hands that brought us together (and the ones, I hope, that you remember bringing you so much pleasure) to the standard that you would have expected that I should have done.

But you weren't close to perfect yourself, kiddo. Were you?

None of that matters now.

All that matters today is this: I look at my hands, and I think of you, Debbie. Go with God.

Redstone

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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2011, 11:48:10 AM »
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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2011, 11:55:07 AM »
Quote from: commonguymd on August 04, 2011, 11:48:10 AM

Amusing.  Stoned I bet.

It's kind of a hodgepodge of Chief S itting Bull crap, but in the DUmping Ground here, there's

"Chief S itting Bull Vietnam-era anthology"

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,49284.0
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Re: Famed Internet Badass Redstone Needs Nourishment
« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2011, 11:58:10 AM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on August 04, 2011, 12:22:29 AM
all the while keeping his "beautiful hand" moisturized.
That was stevenumbers. He fell in love with his beautiful hand, and applies moisturizer to it several times a day.
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« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2011, 12:00:06 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 04, 2011, 11:55:07 AM
It's kind of a hodgepodge of Chief S itting Bull crap, but in the DUmping Ground here, there's

"Chief S itting Bull Vietnam-era anthology"

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,49284.0


He is on something alright.
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« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2011, 12:01:08 PM »
Quote from: commonguymd on August 04, 2011, 12:00:06 PM

He is on something alright.

Chief S itting Bull recently alleged himself to have been born in 1954.

He must've been an adolescent prodigy-warrior in Vietnam.
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« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2011, 12:13:59 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 04, 2011, 12:01:08 PM
Chief S itting Bull recently alleged himself to have been born in 1954.

He must've been an adolescent prodigy-warrior in Vietnam.

so he lies too.
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« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2011, 12:14:31 PM »
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."
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