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Offline CG6468

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Time for a caption!
« on: August 03, 2011, 05:32:34 PM »
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Offline Chris_

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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2011, 05:34:00 PM »
Must be laundry day.
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2011, 05:36:41 PM »
"Hey, it's what happens when they cut off your foodstamps."
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2011, 05:41:04 PM »
Belts, use them.
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2011, 05:42:05 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 03, 2011, 05:34:00 PM
Must be laundry day.

Yeah her "fat" jeans are being washed...




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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2011, 06:05:38 PM »
Eunice always wondered why TSA would never pat her down...
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2011, 07:52:33 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on August 03, 2011, 05:32:34 PM


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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2011, 08:33:15 PM »
??? is that a speedy-self-checkout at mcdonalds?
im lost?
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2011, 08:36:04 PM »
Quote from: Rugnuts on August 03, 2011, 08:33:15 PM
??? is that a speedy-self-checkout at mcdonalds?
im lost?

It's walmart with an in-store mcdonalds.
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2011, 08:42:01 PM »
OIC
in that case....


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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #10 on: August 03, 2011, 09:02:11 PM »
Where have I seen that before???

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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2011, 10:04:57 PM »
"How many McNuggets do these food stamps buy?"
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2011, 08:48:13 AM »
My McDonald's has been advertising 50 for $9.95.

"Tie me wallaby down Jim... "
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2011, 10:09:19 AM »
Crack kills, honey.  Crack kills.
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2011, 10:28:28 AM »
Does my ass make these pants look fat?
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2011, 10:36:48 AM »
 :lol: :lmao: :rotf: +!
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2011, 11:05:53 AM »


Michelle Obama's butt crack diet
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2011, 11:18:42 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 04, 2011, 10:09:19 AM
Crack kills, honey.  Crack kills.

Her crack would kill anything.
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2011, 11:20:39 AM »
if she farts the building goes up in flames
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2011, 05:20:41 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on August 03, 2011, 05:32:34 PM

The one who finally said, "YES!" to Steve Numbers.
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2011, 05:46:49 PM »
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2011, 05:48:11 PM »
"I'm to sexy for my pants, I'm to sexy for my.........."
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2011, 07:14:25 PM »
Michell Obama two years after the white house.
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2011, 10:16:04 PM »
Taverner would hit that.
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Re: Time for a caption!
« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2011, 11:55:51 PM »
Damn, yo, her azz be goin badkonkadonk.that's a badonk with an extra kadonk....must be Moochelle's shoppin' at Beall's outlet for that extra style, she goes that extra mile.......W I D E....size 52 width and 32 length,  she' has the strength to pull em up with  KY Jelly on her big hot belly..you know you wanna hit it...so take an number and get in line xD
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