AUGUST
1 Psycho Day
2 Get Ready for Tomorrow Day
3 Gnomes' Gnight
4 Tug-of-War With Stretch Socks
5 Be Kind to Sponges Day
6 Middle of the Borscht Circuit
7 Holiday for Headhunters
8 Grink's Sale of Used Bustles
9 Independence Day in Greenland
10 Offenders' Day
11 Presidential Joke Day
12 Feast of the Boiled Throom
13 Blame Someone Else Day
14 Picnic of the Perseids
15 Homage to the Turquoise Crocodile
16 Mauve Day
17 Hot Day
18 Hotter Day
19 November 3rd in Cambodia
20 Settling of the Fluoride Controversy
21 Feast of the Jug Bands
22 Deadwood Day
23 Convention of Fringe Cutters
24 Massive Ironing of Rhino Wrinkles
25 Triplane Races
26 J. Russell Cogwell's Visiting Day
27 Martin's Fingernail Trim
28 August Tarantula Duels
29 Use More Semicolons Day
30 Toast to Termites
31 Goldenrod Fiesta
