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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #25 on: August 07, 2011, 03:48:06 PM »
Oh wow. I think she needs to see a doctor. Or stop sitting on that airhose.
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #26 on: August 07, 2011, 04:26:03 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on August 04, 2011, 10:12:43 AM
Holy crap, did she get stung by a bee? :rofl:

You were on the right track.  I think things went downhill for her after appearing in this video:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7763324546201298850#
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #27 on: August 07, 2011, 05:56:53 PM »
Dear g_d! Did she eat her way through Manhattan?
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #28 on: August 07, 2011, 09:14:46 PM »
Looks like swallowed a 20-man liferaft and the inflation lanyard got hooked on a molar when she swallowed!

 :rotf:

Oinky, oinky,
Too fat for boinky.
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #29 on: August 07, 2011, 09:23:37 PM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on August 07, 2011, 03:48:06 PM
Oh wow. I think she needs to see a doctor. Or stop sitting on that airhose.

 :lol:

That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time!
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #30 on: August 07, 2011, 09:30:38 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 07, 2011, 09:14:46 PM
Looks like swallowed a 20-man liferaft and the inflation lanyard got hooked on a molar when she swallowed!

 :rotf:

Oinky, oinky,
Too fat for boinky.

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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #31 on: August 07, 2011, 09:30:54 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 07, 2011, 09:14:46 PM
Too fat for boinky.
stevenumbers would do her.
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #32 on: August 08, 2011, 06:50:13 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 07, 2011, 09:30:54 PM
stevenumbers would do her.

Even Stevenumbers has to draw  the line somewhere, right?

Oh, wait...   Never mind !   :-)
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #33 on: August 08, 2011, 12:40:45 PM »
Alas! the poor little cherubic heiferette! alas!

Just before she took off for "college" a few years ago, the cherubic heiferette panned the good and decent people of Alabama, the people who'd given her life and sustained her, as if she was too good for them.

Well, if this is what she looks like now, it's obvious the cherubic heiferette wasn't good enough for New York, herself going to blubbery pot like that; probably she should've stayed and basked in the care and love of the decent and civilized people of Alabama.

By the way, I'm noticing a distinctive trend among the "fine arts" graduates, markedly so in this 0bamaeconomy--that many of them are ending up being waitresses at the local eatery or cashiers at Wal-Mart.

That's what happens to the "fine arts" when the economy tanks.

Probably Lil' Ava should've majored in home economics at the University of Alabama or the domestic arts at Auburn University, rather than wasting her mother's, and the taxpayers', money on the "video arts."
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #34 on: August 08, 2011, 01:04:16 PM »
Oh no, coach.  Ava did get that right.  Ridicule the academic prowess of U of Alabama or Auburn U (God knows I did it enough when I was at GT), but the hawtness of the female student body at those institutions of higher learning would have guaranteed that poor little butterfaced Ava's only sexual gratification would have come from a shower nozzle or battery-operated device.


To Wit:

Ava


University of Alabama


Auburn University


Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution rests.
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #35 on: August 08, 2011, 01:10:25 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 08, 2011, 01:04:16 PM
Oh no, coach.  Ava did get that right.  Ridicule the academic prowess of U of Alabama or Auburn U (God knows I did it enough when I was at GT), but the hawtness of the female student body at those institutions of higher learning would have guaranteed that poor little butterfaced Ava's only sex.....

No, no, sir; I didn't come across the right way on that.  Sorry.

I wasn't disparaging the fine academic reputations of the University of Alabama or Auburn University--which each individually has surely turned out thousands of well-rounded alumni, for each single one from some obscure video school in New York City.

I'm sure they have a college of home economics or the domestic arts (nothing wrong with that).

I was more making a dig at Lil Ava, about which sort of career would best suit her aptitude and talent, possibly enabling her to avoid her current decrepit state.
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #36 on: August 08, 2011, 01:31:52 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 08, 2011, 12:40:45 PM
By the way, I'm noticing a distinctive trend among the "fine arts" graduates, markedly so in this 0bamaeconomy--that many of them are ending up being waitresses at the local eatery or cashiers at Wal-Mart.

'Twas ever thus.  That's why, despite possessing no small artistic talent myself, I acquired degrees, and then advanced degrees, in eminently-employable fields instead of listening to my Muse...after all, she wasn't going to be the one putting gas in a car, food on the table, and a roof over the heads of my family, Muses being rather ethereal and not dependent on real-world sustenance and therefore not really relating to any of that stuff.   
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #37 on: August 08, 2011, 02:36:10 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 08, 2011, 01:04:16 PM

Ava




Holy crap! I'm not normally one to snark on someone's weight, but damn. I just had a baby and I don't have that many chins-and I was no skinny minnie to begin with! Methinks someone spent too much time at the dining hall buffet and in front of a computer, and not enough time out walking in Alphabet City.
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #38 on: August 08, 2011, 03:34:48 PM »
Quote from: NHSparky on August 08, 2011, 01:04:16 PM
Ava

Another 5 pounds and she can be a perfect mate for Fat Bastard...


Or the other Fat Bastard (link only, might be NSFW):
http://bmac20.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/fat-bastard-michael-moore.jpg
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #39 on: August 08, 2011, 03:43:26 PM »
I thought from the thread title someone here got her into bed. Thank god I'm wrong.
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #40 on: August 08, 2011, 03:55:07 PM »
She's quite attractive, for a hobbit.
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #41 on: August 08, 2011, 04:13:02 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on August 08, 2011, 03:43:26 PM
I thought from the thread title someone here got her into bed. Thank god I'm wrong.

I thinnk the title for that thread would be more like "Miner rescued after three days of Hell in collapsed tunnel."
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #42 on: August 08, 2011, 04:48:47 PM »
Quote from: VivisMom on August 08, 2011, 02:36:10 PM

Holy crap! I'm not normally one to snark on someone's weight, but damn. I just had a baby and I don't have that many chins-and I was no skinny minnie to begin with! Methinks someone spent too much time at the dining hall buffet and in front of a computer, and not enough time out walking in Alphabet City.
She pretty much took that freshman 15 to the extreme.

We let her out of the south on purpose. It's commonly referred to as culling. IE you get rid of the bad stock and keep the good.
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #43 on: August 08, 2011, 09:37:13 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 08, 2011, 01:10:25 PM
I was more making a dig at Lil Ava, about which sort of career would best suit her aptitude and talent, possibly enabling her to avoid her current decrepit state.

I read the word in bold print as 'appetite' -- I'm going straight to hell  :rofl:
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #44 on: August 08, 2011, 09:42:53 PM »
Quote from: miskie on August 08, 2011, 09:37:13 PM
I read the word in bold print as 'appetite' -- I'm going straight to hell  :rofl:

I blame Lil Ava's mother, for planting the absurd notion in her girl's head that there was something special about her.

Of course, every person is special in one way or another.

But it can be carried to a psychologically-harmful extreme.

By persuading Lil Ava that she was a cut above common humanity, her mother caused the girl to suppress her real talents and aptitudes, adopting instead the perverse idea that she had exceptional artistry and skills at making videos.

When Lil Ava first showed up among the predators of Skins's island as a minor child, the first thing I thought was, "this little girl should be playing with dolls, not making 'political' absurdities."
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #45 on: August 08, 2011, 10:05:46 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 08, 2011, 09:42:53 PM
I blame Lil Ava's mother, for planting the absurd notion in her girl's head that there was something special about her.

Of course, every person is special in one way or another.

But it can be carried to a psychologically-harmful extreme.

By persuading Lil Ava that she was a cut above common humanity, her mother caused the girl to suppress her real talents and aptitudes, adopting instead the perverse idea that she had exceptional artistry and skills at making videos.

When Lil Ava first showed up among the predators of Skins's island as a minor child, the first thing I thought was, "this little girl should be playing with dolls, not making 'political' absurdities."
Well,  Li'l Ava is from a wealthy family, of somewhat less than average intelligence. They will probably bankroll her silly little videos, from which she'll never earn a cent. It's not unlike DUmmy Raven paying a vanity publisher to print copies of her drunken spawn's drivel.
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #46 on: August 09, 2011, 06:05:52 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 08, 2011, 10:05:46 PM
Well,  Li'l Ava is from a wealthy family, of somewhat less than average intelligence. They will probably bankroll her silly little videos, from which she'll never earn a cent. It's not unlike DUmmy Raven paying a vanity publisher to print copies of her drunken spawn's drivel.

I eagerly await with baited breath on seeing an Ava spread........Er! I mean someone doing a spread on Ava.

Well, that don't sound right either.
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #47 on: August 09, 2011, 06:14:19 AM »
I feel a bit sorry for her.  She has got to be embarrassed by all that weight gain especially at her age. 
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #48 on: August 09, 2011, 09:41:54 AM »
Well, she can still do prOn. Some people like "fatty" vids............. :panic:
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Re: Ava's echo chamber
« Reply #49 on: August 09, 2011, 10:27:49 AM »
Quote from: DixieBelle on August 07, 2011, 03:48:06 PM
Oh wow. I think she needs to see a doctor. Or stop sitting on that airhose.

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