Pleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease try to take something from a gun owner!
I was goin' to say, I prolly have all kinds of "toys" these pukes will never be able to afford. If they really want it, they need to only ask, and I will send them my address. I think I still have a coupla dozen shells loaded with rock salt for my 1909 Parker Bros double barrel.
Won't kill 'em, but they'll think twice before they steal anythin' again! It cured me, when me and one of my buddies thought it was a good idea to steal a coupla punkins back in my youth! I didn't think I was ever goin' to get all that salt outa my butt!
Oh, we never stole any more punkins, I can tell ya that!