Do you enjoy ******* with freepers/teabaggers/wingnuts?

[thundley4]

Webster Green   (1000+ posts)           Tue Aug-02-11 12:56 PM
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Do you enjoy ****ing with freepers/teabaggers/wingnuts?
   
I do, and I have a sure-fire method for making them totally lose it.

When ****ing with them on other boards, or comments sections (YouTube is great fun), I ask them to please do their part as a patriotic American and always use the proper light bulbs.

"Proper light bulbs" is the key phrase that always sends them into a frenzy. After they get good and wound up ranting about Obama's socialist nanny-state, you inform them that the CFL thing was the chimp's idea.

Some fun!   

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1642827

The thread is full of keyboard commando bravado, but a call out from an unexpected source.

cherokeeprogressive   (1000+ posts)             Tue Aug-02-11 01:49 PM
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18. Only in supermarket checkouts, Walmarts, Olive Gardens, and Post Offices.
   
Boy do I give them holy hell. I've reduced dozens of them to quivering masses of drooling jelly.

Oh wait... that wasn't me.

I DO love to read about how DU'ers put them in their place daily though!

 

[Skul]

Hate to break it to you DUmmies.
The proper bulb is the one that gets the job done.
That's it.
Hard to worked up over that, now, isn't it?
Stupid DUmmies.

[Evil_Conservative]

I'll see how many of you 'tards mess with me tomorrow night on my flight to Milwaukee.  I'll be reading Broke by Glenn Beck, just to see if there are any DUmmies on flight who will try to stir up some silly bouncy for me to read when I get back to Las Vegas.

[BlueStateSaint]

I'll see how many of you 'tards mess with me tomorrow night on my flight to Milwaukee.  I'll be reading Broke by Glenn Beck, just to see if there are any DUmmies on flight who will try to stir up some silly bouncy for me to read when I get back to Las Vegas.

If there is, I want to read about it.  Wear the shoes!

[Karin]

Nobody commented on Cherokeeprogressive.  Here's one dude as pissed as I am:

Coyote_Bandit  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-02-11 01:05 PM
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7. Oh please
 CFL bulbs suck. LEDs are still overpriced. Halogens can be a fire hazard. And some of us don't have the $$$ required to replace fixtures to accomodate the new bulbs. I've stockpiled some of the old style bulbs.

Funny that the bastards in government could agree to mandate lightbulbs but the ****ers couldn't agree to a clean vote on raising the debt ceiling.

Once again the joke is on Main Street America.

But, hey, you can laugh if you want to. 

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

So does Webster Green like CFLs?

If not his "gotcha" is merely a matter of properly placing blame. As the las was passed in Dec 2007 it falls to the democrat congress.

If so that leaves him applauding a law Bush signed.

[FiddyBeowulf]

A law that pretty much ended domestic manufacturing of home use light bulbs. How many of their union brothers lost jobs because of it?

[Duke Nukum]

The thing about these chimp's tactics is we don't worship our elected officials like they do.

I wonder if any of these chimps remember Vietnam was JFK's idea?

[AllosaursRus]

Ya think China is goin' to start usin' those mercury tainted bulbs any time soon? Nope! They're gonna manufacture incandescents and sell 'em to us on the black market.

Capitalism is alive and well in China, while we're doin' everything we can to destroy it in this country.

Anyone else think this is a Twilight Zone episode?

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

A law that pretty much ended domestic manufacturing of home use light bulbs. How many of their union brothers lost jobs because of it?

You mean at GE?

I oughta BS for being so naive.

[Evil_Conservative]

If there is, I want to read about it.  Wear the shoes!

I would if I didn't have to take off my shoes at security.  TSA might consider them a weapon.  I'm already a terrorist according to Biden and the DUmmies.

[BlueStateSaint]

I would if I didn't have to take off my shoes at security.  TSA might consider them a weapon.  I'm already a terrorist according to Biden and the DUmmies.

So am I, Jess, so am I.

[jukin]

ZERO bong.

[FiddyBeowulf]

You mean at GE?

I oughta BS for being so naive.

GE has over 15,000 unionized employees out of 130,000 in the USA but that was not the point I was trying to make. Usually a DUmmie whines over jobs moved overseas and I really did not see that on that thread and I was subtly trying to point that out.

I am still trying to figure out what issues take precedence over other issues when they come into direct conflict over there in the DUmp, this is a good example. Do domestic jobs take priority over environmental issues? What if they are union jobs?

[Ballygrl]

I'll see how many of you 'tards mess with me tomorrow night on my flight to Milwaukee.  I'll be reading Broke by Glenn Beck, just to see if there are any DUmmies on flight who will try to stir up some silly bouncy for me to read when I get back to Las Vegas.

Oh! let us know how the recall is going, I'm curious what the locals think of Walker and Republicans.

[Evil_Conservative]

Oh! let us know how the recall is going, I'm curious what the locals think of Walker and Republicans.

I can tell you what my mom thinks...

"That guy needs to be fired.  He is ruining Wisconsin!!"

So you can see just how much fun I will have around there.  I think I am the only conservative in the family.  My parent's neighbors are also huge Walker haters.  I need to find some Walker bumper stickers and put them on my mom's car while I am there.  It would probably take her a year to notice it.

[Ralph Wiggum]

I can tell you what my mom thinks...

"That guy needs to be fired.  He is ruining Wisconsin!!"

Does your mother know that you can't fire a Governor?  (Yeah, I know he can be recalled, but who would say something like that?)

I look forward to hearing some bouncy stories, Jess.

[Evil_Conservative]

Does your mother know that you can't fire a Governor?  (Yeah, I know he can be recalled, but who would say something like that?)

I look forward to hearing some bouncy stories, Jess.

Family cookout on Sunday.  I'll start the drama by saying, "So, how about that Scott Walker?"  and let it go from there. 

[FiddyBeowulf]

I can tell you what my mom thinks...

"That guy needs to be fired.  He is ruining Wisconsin!!"

So you can see just how much fun I will have around there.  I think I am the only conservative in the family.  My parent's neighbors are also huge Walker haters.  I need to find some Walker bumper stickers and put them on my mom's car while I am there.  It would probably take her a year to notice it.

The slashed tires and broken windows wouldn't make her notice them?

[Evil_Conservative]

The slashed tires and broken windows wouldn't make her notice them?

Probably not.  It would be those "hooligan teenagers" in the neighborhood she would blame it on. 

[Karin]

I am still trying to figure out what issues take precedence over other issues when they come into direct conflict over there in the DUmp,

I'm sorry Beowulf, but the rules for Liberal Poker change on a daily basis, and besides, they're secret.  A pair gay guys vs. three black guys?  How does a muslim stack up?  Minority women vs. handicapped?  The only way to figure out the protocol for the day is to screw up and receive a walloping by your fellow liberal. 

[DumbAss Tanker]

Family cookout on Sunday.  I'll start the drama by saying, "So, how about that Scott Walker?"  and let it go from there. 

Sounds like fun!

 

 

[Ballygrl]

I can tell you what my mom thinks...

"That guy needs to be fired.  He is ruining Wisconsin!!"

So you can see just how much fun I will have around there.  I think I am the only conservative in the family.  My parent's neighbors are also huge Walker haters.  I need to find some Walker bumper stickers and put them on my mom's car while I am there.  It would probably take her a year to notice it.

Make sure you mention this to her then:

The Kaukauna School District, in the Fox River Valley of Wisconsin near Appleton, has about 4,200 students and about 400 employees. It has struggled in recent times and this year faced a deficit of $400,000. But after the law went into effect, at 12:01 a.m. Wednesday, school officials put in place new policies they estimate will turn that $400,000 deficit into a $1.5 million surplus. And it's all because of the very provisions that union leaders predicted would be disastrous.

[delilahmused]

I can tell you what my mom thinks...

"That guy needs to be fired.  He is ruining Wisconsin!!"

So you can see just how much fun I will have around there.  I think I am the only conservative in the family.  My parent's neighbors are also huge Walker haters.  I need to find some Walker bumper stickers and put them on my mom's car while I am there.  It would probably take her a year to notice it.

Yeah my stepfather's the same way. He actually said you should "vote for the person who promises to give you the most stuff."

Oh, and DUmmies, about those environmentally friendly light bulbs: If it breaks and there's a pregnant woman or child nearby they have to leave IMMEDIATELY. They even recommend cutting out the part of the carpet they fall on if a broken one calls there. What happens when people start tossing them into their garbage and tons and tons end up in landfills? That'll be healthy! Imagine how healthy it'll be for Gaia's creatures when they people start dumping them everywhere. You know how people are. You guys are environmental nightmares. If you came up to my that's what I'd hit you with.


Cindie

[Wineslob]

Ya think China is goin' to start usin' those mercury tainted bulbs any time soon? Nope! They're gonna manufacture incandescents and sell 'em to us on the black market.
Capitalism is alive and well in China, while we're doin' everything we can to destroy it in this country.

Anyone else think this is a Twilight Zone episode?

You are somewhat close to the truth. Those stupid CFL's use rare earth phosphor of which the Chicoms hold 95% of the world market/supply. They jacked up the price of it by 50% in the last year (25% this month is slated) and they say they will, on a monthly basis, keep jacking up the price.

I say go for it. Kill those damn things.