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Woodpecker-Saving Daughter Costs Mom $500, Possible Jail Time
« on: August 02, 2011, 10:24:52 AM »
Woodpecker-Saving Daughter Costs Mom $500, Possible Jail Time
http://wusa9.com/news/article/161065/158/Woodpecker-Saving-Daughter-Costs-Mom-500

How stupid is this?  :mental: No wonder why government is so broke.
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Re: Woodpecker-Saving Daughter Costs Mom $500, Possible Jail Time
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2011, 10:56:07 AM »
the part where im getting suspicious... they drove to Lowes with it?
why not just throw it over the fence away form your cat. or take your cat to lowes and maybe leave it there.

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Re: Woodpecker-Saving Daughter Costs Mom $500, Possible Jail Time
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2011, 11:01:06 AM »
Woodpecker-Saving Daughter Costs Mom $500, Possible Jail Time
http://wusa9.com/news/article/161065/158/Woodpecker-Saving-Daughter-Costs-Mom-500

How stupid is this?  :mental: No wonder why government is so broke.

This could get worse.

3 kids walking behind an abortion clinic heard the cry of a baby from the dumpster.  They broke the seal and jumped in, found the infant and took it home.

Their mother cleaned up the baby, fed it the formula they had given to their baby cats when abandoned and wondered what to do with this discarded garbage.

This is discarded garbage, no one wants it, can we keep it the kids cry.  Mother sends the kids out to buy infant formula and the kids care for the baby, feed it and change its diapers.  

This baby grows, learns to roll over and sit up, soon it is walking on its two legs holding onto chairs and tables.  This disguarded garbage now is learning to speak, can call the kids by their names, laugh and  crawls into bed with the kids.

Knock Knock at the door, it is the police and social services come to take away the garbage.

Since this child never existed or was declared dead, what do the family do, they can have the child declared an exotic animal, watch as the child is----er dead human is removed from the home or run with child to the hills.

The abortion clinics have so much political pull and money, turning the baby in when found is a death warrent. Keeping the baby is against the law------

These times may be coming folks, not in our life time but in the life time of our grand kids.  

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Re: Woodpecker-Saving Daughter Costs Mom $500, Possible Jail Time
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2011, 11:09:51 AM »
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UPDATE 8/2/11 11:30AM:  9NEWS Now is still waiting for a comment from the U.S. Fish and Wildlife service.  However, the Virginia State Police just released the following statement: 

"We have confirmed that the US Fish and Wildlife agent requested our presence when they served their federal summons. The trooper stood on the porch and said nothing. We had nothing to do with the charge."


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Re: Woodpecker-Saving Daughter Costs Mom $500, Possible Jail Time
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2011, 11:47:12 AM »
...and the next headline in the news......

"WOODPECKER POSES THREAT TO GOVERNMENT HEADS"
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Re: Woodpecker-Saving Daughter Costs Mom $500, Possible Jail Time
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2011, 01:42:04 PM »
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Unfortunately, the citation was processed unintentionally despite our office's request to cancel the ticket. The Service has contacted Ms. Capo to express our regret. The Service is also sending Ms. Capo a formal letter explain the clerical error and confirming that ticket should never have been issued.

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Re: Woodpecker-Saving Daughter Costs Mom $500, Possible Jail Time
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2011, 02:12:39 PM »
The DUmmies got a hold of the story:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1641060

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Javaman  (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-02-11 10:26 AM
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3. call me crazy...

 but why do I get this feeling that this is a hit piece on the Dept of fish and wildlife?

Yeah, I'm always paranoid, it keeps me alive. 


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backscatter712 (1000+ posts)        Tue Aug-02-11 10:43 AM
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4. I agree - this is a Freeptard anti-government hit piece.

 Straight from the short-bus party...


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