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Re: Primitives discuss guard dogs and the rich.
« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2011, 03:45:14 AM »
Working dogs are trained to deal with distractions and you deliberately include them in their training. With herding dogs, you're basically channeling their natural prey instinct into something productive. There's a lot of distractions in my yard, including fresh chicken (I feed my dogs a raw diet so they smell dinner all day long) and they never get distracted when they're moving the goats. When they're pups, until they're about a year old, they have to be on a leash because they like to play with living things until somebody dies but otherwise they know what they're not supposed to do. Working dogs thrive on having jobs.

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Re: Primitives discuss guard dogs and the rich.
« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2011, 05:48:31 AM »
I have two German Shepherds and another on the way. A few months ago, some idiot ignored the signs and climbed the front gate; he didn't make it back over.  If someone tried to come up the back way, why, they could be lying out there for days with no one around to hear his moans.  :whistling:
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Re: Primitives discuss guard dogs and the rich.
« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2011, 08:03:51 AM »
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4. A $230 K guard dog can be neutralized by a few strips of bacon.
 I guess these assholes never saw "The Return of the Jedi", where primitive Ewoks.... 

Cubs, I hate to break this to you, but Star Wars was just make-believe. 

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Re: Primitives discuss guard dogs and the rich.
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2011, 08:47:19 AM »
Bacon.. Pffft. A properly trained guard dog will not eat anything unless its told to. Distracting/poisoning guard dogs with food are the oldest tricks in the book.
I remember watching something a while ago. Mythbusters or something like that. They had a trained guard dog and tried to distract him.
The only thing that worked was some urine from a bitch in heat.
He may be a trained killer but he is a guy after all. :lmao:
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Re: Primitives discuss guard dogs and the rich.
« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2011, 09:02:16 AM »
I cannot buy the premise of this article, even if it was quoted from the Holy New York Times.
There's no such thing in the real world as a $230K guard dog.
I heard not long ago of a guy in Ohio who sold ultra-trained guard dogs to royal family members in the Middle East.
His pooches were allegedly going for $15-$20K, with the "allegedly" in underlined bold capital letters.

The only way that figure makes sense is if it includes a contracted handler to accompany the dog for a period of two or three years, and/or some special environmental hardware.  A possibility, given that dogs are 'Unclean' in Islam, and therefore an accompanying handler and special stuff for keeping the dog healthy all packaged together would be a big plus for many Mid-Eastern clients.  
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Re: Primitives discuss guard dogs and the rich.
« Reply #30 on: August 01, 2011, 09:14:20 AM »
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12. So their greed has created their own gilded prison. Gulag Archipelago.


Actually, lonestarnot, it is other people's greed that is creating that prison, not their own. We don't say the average joe is imprisoning himself at bedtime because he locks his doors so petty thieves can't gain access to his valuables and his family. It is the petty thieves that motivate his need to protect himself, not his greed. Smart people protect themselves and their families and the resources with which to provide for those families. They are under no obligation to share those resources with others, but generally people are charitable and do anyway. From what I see anymore, it is definitely greed that motivates this, just not from the side you are thinking lonestar.

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Re: Primitives discuss guard dogs and the rich.
« Reply #31 on: August 01, 2011, 09:16:23 AM »
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4. A $230 K guard dog can be neutralized by a few strips of bacon.
   
I guess these assholes never saw "The Return of the Jedi", where primitive Ewoks tripped up all those fancy Empire fighting machines with rocks and ropes and wooden spears. If they think all these fancy toys are going to keep them safe, they're going to be in for a big surprise


I guess this asshole never got that he was just watching a movie.  :thatsright:

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Re: Primitives discuss guard dogs and the rich.
« Reply #32 on: August 01, 2011, 09:41:45 AM »
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4. A $230 K guard dog can be neutralized by a few strips of bacon.
   
I guess these assholes never saw "The Return of the Jedi", where primitive Ewoks tripped up all those fancy Empire fighting machines with rocks and ropes and wooden spears. If they think all these fancy toys are going to keep them safe, they're going to be in for a big surprise

Try it on a real combat-loaded track, sunshine, and see who gets surprised.
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Re: Primitives discuss guard dogs and the rich.
« Reply #33 on: August 01, 2011, 01:23:44 PM »
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4. A $230 K guard dog can be neutralized by a few strips of bacon.
   
I guess these assholes never saw "The Return of the Jedi", where primitive Ewoks tripped up all those fancy Empire fighting machines with rocks and ropes and wooden spears. If they think all these fancy toys are going to keep them safe, they're going to be in for a big surprise.
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Re: Primitives discuss guard dogs and the rich.
« Reply #34 on: August 01, 2011, 05:26:56 PM »
I can't figure out why they would need guard dogs, it's not like a bunch of freeloaders are threatening violence or anything.

Ohh that's why they need them never mind.

No, they are protecting themselves from a bunch of moonbats who think they are owed for the simple fact that they exist.

You know, sir, the county sheriff and I had a discussion about this last week.

He's always been big on my getting a dog.

Well, I'm definitely a dog person, but the deal is, I have these cats.....

The cats however are getting up in years--alas--and so probably sooner or later I'll get a dog, maybe two of them.

There's a big deal about "hearing dogs" for the deaf, but I won't need to bother with that.  When the time comes, I'll have the local veterinary keep its eyes open for one or two abandoned dogs, and I can train them myself, to be "hearing dogs."  I don't care what a dog is; mongrels and ancient dogs are just as good as purebreds and young dogs.  So.....when the time comes, I'll take whatever comes my way.
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Re: Primitives discuss guard dogs and the rich.
« Reply #35 on: August 01, 2011, 07:19:59 PM »
Bacon.. Pffft. A properly trained guard dog will not eat anything unless its told to. Distracting/poisoning guard dogs with food are the oldest tricks in the book.

Mythbusters did a show on this once, and they actually managed to distract the dog with the smell of a female dog in heat.  The trainer said that now he knew where he needed to improve his training. 

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« Reply #37 on: August 01, 2011, 10:26:28 PM »
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2. They're not paranoid. They know they deserve to be hated.
   
They don't know why they're not dead already.
Speaking of the rich, over the weekend, the CalPig claimed to be posting from vacation in Iceland.

The volcanoes should inspire some new poetry.

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Re: Primitives discuss guard dogs and the rich.
« Reply #38 on: August 02, 2011, 04:16:41 AM »
You know, sir, the county sheriff and I had a discussion about this last week.

He's always been big on my getting a dog.

Well, I'm definitely a dog person, but the deal is, I have these cats.....

The cats however are getting up in years--alas--and so probably sooner or later I'll get a dog, maybe two of them.

There's a big deal about "hearing dogs" for the deaf, but I won't need to bother with that.  When the time comes, I'll have the local veterinary keep its eyes open for one or two abandoned dogs, and I can train them myself, to be "hearing dogs."  I don't care what a dog is; mongrels and ancient dogs are just as good as purebreds and young dogs.  So.....when the time comes, I'll take whatever comes my way.

Cats and dogs can get along just fine. I have 5 cats and 4 dogs and all do well. The only one that has problems is my puppy because this is the first time she's been around cats. She's actually doing quite well though. I certainly wouldn't hesitate to get one. You can ask your vet to look for one that has been raised around cats. Or you can go to your local animal shelter. A lot of times they know what dogs get along with their cats. And, cats are very good at putting dogs in their place. A couple of whacks on the nose and they learn.

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Re: Primitives discuss guard dogs and the rich.
« Reply #39 on: August 02, 2011, 04:32:46 AM »
Speaking of the rich, over the weekend, the CalPig claimed to be posting from vacation in Iceland.

The volcanoes should inspire some new poetry.

 :thatsright:

Blink, blink, blink, blink . . .

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Re: Primitives discuss guard dogs and the rich.
« Reply #40 on: August 02, 2011, 08:05:01 AM »
Cats and dogs can get along just fine. I have 5 cats and 4 dogs and all do well. The only one that has problems is my puppy because this is the first time she's been around cats. She's actually doing quite well though. I certainly wouldn't hesitate to get one. You can ask your vet to look for one that has been raised around cats. Or you can go to your local animal shelter. A lot of times they know what dogs get along with their cats. And, cats are very good at putting dogs in their place. A couple of whacks on the nose and they learn.

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Delilah, I have been a huge advocate for hearing aid dogs for years.  Don't need a big one, a 5 pounder or even less make great companions and love to WORK as well as the big brutes.

Did you happen to see the You Tube security camera inside a store a few weeks ago when a 3 lb.  Mexican dog chased 2 armed robbers out the door of a store and actually ran hell bent for leather across the street after them ?????
 
First thing to come to mind was the men were devote Muslims and from working with them know they live in fear that if touched by a Dog, Pig, or Snake cannot say their nightly prayers, if the die in their sleep, they cannot get to heaven.  Depending on the amount of devotion, had that tiny dog grabbed a pants cuff, then the poor man was terrified out of his mind about going to sleep that night.

I truly believe that when God saw that giving woman to man as a help mate would not be enough so he created the dog to fill in all the things a woman could not do.
 
True dogs live short lives but the purpose of that is if they lived 3 times their age limit, the loss would be 3 times as great it is for us who loose our dogs at 10 years +

I think Frank could do well with a Velcro dog, a Australian Shepard small, compact, good nose and eyesight.   Extremely smart, and all way at his side,  he will gladly get into autos for a ride
or even a roller coaster should he be asked.

Down side is the breed will attempt to herd the cats, and any human visitors that come to call.

Frank can get help training a puppy to alert him to all the things he cannot hear, and a state ID s he can take the dog into restaurants, hospitals, doctors visits or allow him to know when he is speeding and a cop turns on the siren for him to pull over.

He can off lead this breed and never worry about it running away, ----In case I need a hearing dog this is the breed I would go for.

 Seeing eye would be a Rottie, big enough to lean on to get out of bed or a chair the shower or an auto.

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Re: Primitives discuss guard dogs and the rich.
« Reply #41 on: August 02, 2011, 10:18:42 AM »
The difference between dogs and cats.

A dog thinks "This human feeds me, houses me, and loves me. He must be a god."

A cat thinks "This human feeds me, houses me, and loves me. I must be a god."
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« Reply #42 on: August 02, 2011, 12:41:39 PM »
The primitives never seem to realize when they walk into their own traps.

For instance, a bigot is defined as a person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices; especially one who regards or treats the members of a group with hatred and intolerance.

On the liberal scale, being a bigot is one of the worst things you can be.

However, their hatred and intolerance of those who have more money than the primitives think they should have (class warfare) is the very definition of being a bigot.

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Yep! And O'bummer is doin' his best to feed these parasites with class envy. Never have I seen a president try and stir hatred the way this puke does!

Eventually, if he keeps this shit up, he's gonna get what he wants, and it will be ugly!

Wonder if he's including GE in the corporate tax scheme?

What he really means is: "If you donate to my re-election, you will be spared the taxes real capitalists are gonna have to pay".

I notice Unions aren't included in any of his speeches on "we all have to sacrifice".

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« Reply #43 on: August 02, 2011, 01:13:07 PM »
Speaking of the rich, over the weekend, the CalPig claimed to be posting from vacation in Iceland.

The volcanoes should inspire some new poetry.

Spouting

Spouting

Ejaculating their love on the land

From the bowels of the world

The ash of love lies white on the mounds

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You mean like that?

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« Reply #44 on: August 02, 2011, 01:59:58 PM »
Spouting

Spouting

Ejaculating their love on the land

From the bowels of the world

The ash of love lies white on the mounds

...

You mean like that?

 O-)

Good grief, Tank!!! We don't need ya to channel the Pig!
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« Reply #45 on: August 02, 2011, 02:44:20 PM »
Good grief, Tank!!! We don't need ya to channel the Pig!

Someone's been channeling Larry Flynt . . . :tongue:
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« Reply #46 on: August 07, 2011, 11:07:31 AM »
Spouting

Spouting

Ejaculating their love on the land

From the bowels of the world

The ash of love lies white on the mounds

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You mean like that?

 O-)

Wow!
Wait a minute, where's the wink, wink?

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« Reply #47 on: August 07, 2011, 01:03:52 PM »
Someone's been channeling Larry Flynt . . . :tongue:

What is wrong with Mr. Flynt ???    Seems he tells it like it is and is no way a  one that that gives a damn what anyone thinks of his research on the true facts of sex in America.

Yes I bought the book he had written by a PHD in history and am still plowing through it.  What we think our leaders and wives were neutered???   

I grant you more woop-te -do  was going on 200 years  ago then today.

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« Reply #48 on: August 07, 2011, 02:04:04 PM »
CalPig's poetry generally has some sexual element, no matter how inappropriate to the subject; in fact it's mostly sex poetry looking for a topic in where it can leave the door slightly ajar, obscure the windows a bit but not too much, and then exhibitionistically screw itself silly.  Even the infamous 'Blink blink blink blink' has at its root the everpresent sexual analog in its repetive motion.

You guys just don't understand the nuances of the particular subgenre of Vogon poetry which she composes.

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« Reply #49 on: August 07, 2011, 02:28:32 PM »
CalPig's poetry generally has some sexual element, no matter how inappropriate to the subject; in fact it's mostly sex poetry looking for a topic in where it can leave the door slightly ajar, obscure the windows a bit but not too much, and then exhibitionistically screw itself silly.  Even the infamous 'Blink blink blink blink' has at its root the everpresent sexual analog in its repetive motion.

You guys just don't understand the nuances of the particular subgenre of Vogon poetry which she composes.
I hope that after nadin googles "Vogon" she shoots a PM to CalPig to check it out.
I'm not sure whether CalPig lurks, but nadin's here constantly.
The CalPig should be back from Iceland by now, and we should be getting some volcanic Vogon poetry soon.