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taverner once again shows his high IQ
« on: July 27, 2011, 07:41:28 PM »
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jul-27-11 07:58 PM
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Why is it called the West Bank if it's EAST of Israel?
 Maybe I missed something here, but why isn't it the East Bank?
 


this guy really needs a sign to tell the world how dumb he is
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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2011, 07:41:46 PM »
"Here's your sign."
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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2011, 07:44:34 PM »
Quote from: vadawg on July 27, 2011, 07:41:28 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1591633


this guy really needs a sign to tell the world how dumb he is

Here I am at the breakroom at work and I caught myself before I said "Wow, what a dumbass."
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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2011, 07:46:32 PM »
Taverner. The more you post, the more I laugh at you and the primitives that share your political views. :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2011, 07:59:06 PM »
mayby someone should explain it to him, the clue is in the WEST bit and the BANK bit, you know the bank of a river and this being the side of the river on the west, so its the West Bank...
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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2011, 08:23:32 PM »
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jul-27-11 07:58 PM
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Why is it called the West Bank if it's EAST of Israel?
 Maybe I missed something here, but why isn't it the East Bank?
 
Yeah, you freaking moran! Like looking at the map.

Gipper, maybe the title should be changed to "Bye! IQ" because, from my unbiased Intelligence Quotient tests elevation, his appaerent IQ looks like an ant to me.


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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2011, 08:36:54 PM »
They constantly claim that we gather and keep dossiers on various primitives, but this is one primitive that deserves to have their name, address, and other various personal information placed out in the public domain so that good and descent people would know who they are.

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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2011, 08:46:57 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on July 27, 2011, 08:36:54 PM
They constantly claim that we gather and keep dossiers on various primitives, but this is one primitive that deserves to have their name, address, and other various personal information placed out in the public domain so that good and descent people would know who they are.

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Now there's an idea.  Many areas have interactive maps showing where sexual predators live, so why not a map showing where the DUmmies live?
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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2011, 08:48:37 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 27, 2011, 08:46:57 PM
Now there's an idea.  Many areas have interactive maps showing where sexual predators live, so why not a map showing where the DUmmies live?
If we could match the two, you might be on to something.
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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2011, 09:09:48 PM »
Oh...My...Gawd.

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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2011, 10:12:20 PM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


That is all. Just

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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2011, 10:25:00 PM »
I've always wondered about South Dakota and North Carolina.
Just doesn't seem to make sense.

Shouldn't they be "Less North Dakota" and "Less South Carolina"?
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« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2011, 10:52:40 PM »
We have a street named Eastern in Las Vegas.  It runs north/south.  Maybe the great Taverner can explain this.
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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2011, 10:59:24 PM »
Skinner must be so proud of the high percentage of mensa members who grace his corner of the internets.
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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2011, 12:02:53 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 27, 2011, 10:25:00 PM
I've always wondered about South Dakota and North Carolina.
Just doesn't seem to make sense.

Shouldn't they be "Less North Dakota" and "Less South Carolina"?

Yeah, and West Virginia is on the eastern side of the U.S., so that's doesn't make any sense, either.  And New York, New Jersey and New Hampshire are all well over 200 years old, so they aren't new anymore!
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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2011, 12:03:17 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 27, 2011, 08:46:57 PM
Now there's an idea.  Many areas have interactive maps showing where sexual predators live, so why not a map showing where the DUmmies live?
They're not the same? :whistling:
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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2011, 09:55:52 AM »
Quote from: Skul on July 28, 2011, 12:03:17 AM
They're not the same? :whistling:



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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2011, 09:59:13 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 27, 2011, 10:52:40 PM
We have a street named Eastern in Las Vegas.  It runs north/south.  Maybe the great Taverner can explain this.

Western is a major street in Chicago which runs North/South, all the way through the entire city.

There is also a North Avenue which runs East/West.  I bet that would **** with Taverner's mind.

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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2011, 10:07:48 AM »
Quote from: chitownchica on July 27, 2011, 10:59:24 PM
Skinner must be so proud of the high percentage of mensa members who grace his corner of the internets.

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Cell phone question...
   
just bought a cheapie Samsung because my cell phone died, apparently from humidity and sweat. I bought it in December 2010 and AT&T will not honor the warranty. 

Anyhow, there's a film over the main window that displays "Texting and driving...it can wait" and obscures the window. Any ideas on how to get rid of that short of getting a straight razor and getting it off that way? It's driving me crazy and I can't see what I'm doing.

Thanks for any input.


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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2011, 10:08:53 AM »
It's a scratch protector that comes with all new devices with a window. All you do is peel it off. Yes, they are that brick stupid.
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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #20 on: July 28, 2011, 10:23:09 AM »
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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #21 on: July 28, 2011, 11:27:34 AM »
Why is it called the Far East, when it's to the west of the US?

Why was Upper Egypt to the south of Lower Egypt?

If you're standing on the exact north or south poles, there is no east or west. Why is that? Also, what timezone would you be in?
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« Reply #22 on: July 28, 2011, 11:33:12 AM »
Why do we boil water to make tea, then put ice in it to make it cold, and sugar to make it drinkable?
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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #23 on: July 28, 2011, 11:39:27 AM »
A few of the responses are gems:

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tabasco (1000+ posts)        Wed Jul-27-11 08:00 PM
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TroglodyteScholar  (1000+ posts)      Wed Jul-27-11 08:00 PM
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4. Some may not know this, but...
 ...the entirety of creation does not orient itself around the nation of Israel.


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Re: taverner once again shows his high IQ
« Reply #24 on: July 28, 2011, 11:56:37 AM »
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