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Offline JakeStyle

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Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« on: July 27, 2011, 06:48:17 AM »
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So this morning I saw a very funny bumper sticker
   
it had pictures of Jefferson, Washington and Adams... and it read... RIGHT WING LOONS like me.

Ok, Adams is the closest to a RW loon, and I would not go so far as to call him a royalist. So I was laughing my ass off when owner came out with his groceries. He asled me what was so funny. I pointed to the bumper sticker...

So he proceeded to lecture me on how Jefferson was such a conservative... a circle quickly formed... that surprised me. Actually that was scary for about five seconds. After saith right winger was done I asked him if he thought the Declaration was a conservative document?

Well of course.

So I calmly asked him how a document declaring independence from the KING, questioning the social order, was a conservative document?

He him and hawed and then said, well it is about liberty.

So I promptly asked him what did he believed the founders believed liberty to be? (At this point the crowd was starting to chuckle)

He looked on him and hawed, and said something bout them darn libruls.

So I pointed to him that Jefferson wasn't even that original about that pursuit of liberty thing... I mean he took it, almost verbatim, from John Locke's on Government... his clue as to what they considered one of the elements of liberty is in John Locke. Then I turned and started for the car. He was left there and he could not comprehend what was so funny. One of the other people thanked me. I asked for what? Well, as she put it, time to recapture our symbols from these loons. This is not what the Founders wanted.

That gives me SOME HOPE.

Realize this is not in the far place call DC... but we may stil recapture this place.
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2011, 07:04:05 AM »
Oh, we haven't had a proper bouncy in a long time!  They always leave out one or more essential elements.  This one had almost all of them, including the approving crowd and the "So."   A subtle touch, which I thought was beyond Nadin, was the suggestion that the character in the tale might have a conversion.  Late at night, sleepless, lying in bed, he thinks to himself, "that lady in the parking lot may have had a point.  Conservatism is a sham!  I renounce all of it!" 

We're missing cops, though, so....2 bongs. 
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2011, 07:43:53 AM »
I'm surprised no one over there has called  :bs: on this yet.  Still early. 
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2011, 08:00:15 AM »
Three bongs. :stoner: :stoner: :stoner:
Several "so's", adoring crowd, embarrased repug.
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2011, 08:08:41 AM »
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20. I blame a lot of this ignorance on David Barton.
   
He's been called the Historian of the Tea Party. I just call him an idiot.

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21. I blame it on general anti intellectualism
   
and goes father back than the 20, or 19th century. Yep, as American as Apple Pie.

David Barton has more intelligence in his toenail clippings than you two goons combined and multiplied by 10.
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There's a reason why patriotism is considered a conservative value. Watch a Tea Party rally and you'll see people proudly raising the American flag and showing pride in U.S. heroes such as Thomas Jefferson. Watch an OWS rally and you'll see people burning the American flag while showing pride in communist heroes such as Che Guevera. --Bob, from some news site

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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2011, 08:09:14 AM »
Quote from: micmac on July 27, 2011, 07:43:53 AM
I'm surprised no one over there has called  :bs: on this yet.  Still early. 
Well, there was one "name removed" three comments in.  
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2011, 08:10:05 AM »
".....goes father back....."?

By the way, one's suddenly curious about the intellectual history of Poland and Mexico.

Just thought I'd ask.
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2011, 08:10:14 AM »
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23. They aren't.
   
They are proto-fascists. Give them enough power and you'd see them become the real thing, though I don't know if they'd lean more towards the Classic Italian School or the Nazi German School.

....which is why we're calling for limited government and drastic cuts to what the government controls right now.

It would help to learn just what the hell Fascism is, you DUmb f'n moron.
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There's a reason why patriotism is considered a conservative value. Watch a Tea Party rally and you'll see people proudly raising the American flag and showing pride in U.S. heroes such as Thomas Jefferson. Watch an OWS rally and you'll see people burning the American flag while showing pride in communist heroes such as Che Guevera. --Bob, from some news site

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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2011, 08:20:01 AM »
Quote from: JakeStyle on July 27, 2011, 06:48:17 AM
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Why, yes declaring independence from a far-off oppressive government is something a right winger might do.  

Hey, nadin, does this sound like something a DUmbass such as yourself might agree with:

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The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits.

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The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it.

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To take from one because it is thought that his own industry and that of his father’s has acquired too much, in order to spare to others, who, or whose fathers, have not exercised equal industry and skill, is to violate arbitrarily the first principle of association—the guarantee to every one of a free exercise of his industry and the fruits acquired by it.

I'm not going to tell you who said all of that.  You should be able to find out using google.  My point is, stop trying to school people on that which you know nothing about.





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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2011, 08:45:13 AM »
Dueling Googles:

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18. When they bring up the Christain Nation argument
I just cite the Treaty of Tripoli. 
 


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nadinbrzezinski  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jul-27-11 02:55 AM
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19. Treaty of what? Yep I have had that answer
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2011, 09:46:03 AM »
3 bongs.

"Well, the trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant, but that they know so much that isn’t so."

Ronald Reagan
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2011, 09:59:59 AM »
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So I calmly asked him...

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At this point the crowd was starting to chuckle
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One of the other people thanked me.

Classic bouncy phraseology. And the DUmbasses lap it up.
 
Even if know-it-all nadin doesn't know a common figure of speech like "hemmed and hawed",
she has a grasp on bouncy terms.
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2011, 12:12:33 PM »
I don't care what kind of discussion is going on in a parking lot... PEOPLE WILL NEVER CROWD AROUND IT!!!  People, by nature, MIND THEIR OWN DAMN BUSINESS.
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2011, 12:15:53 PM »
Quote from: thelaughingman on July 27, 2011, 12:12:33 PM
I don't care what kind of discussion is going on in a parking lot... PEOPLE WILL NEVER CROWD AROUND IT!!!  People, by nature, MIND THEIR OWN DAMN BUSINESS.

The only time I've seen a crowd gather in a parking lot, is when there is a real fight going on.
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #14 on: July 27, 2011, 12:18:58 PM »
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #15 on: July 27, 2011, 12:20:14 PM »
Quote from: thelaughingman on July 27, 2011, 12:12:33 PM
I don't care what kind of discussion is going on in a parking lot... PEOPLE WILL NEVER CROWD AROUND IT!!!  People, by nature, MIND THEIR OWN DAMN BUSINESS.

True that. ..and in this heat, who the hell wants to stand around in a crowd on hot f'n asphalt listening to politics?
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #16 on: July 27, 2011, 12:30:03 PM »
BTW, I couldn't find that bumper sticker that said "loons like me", but I did find this one. How do you like it, Nads?



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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #17 on: July 27, 2011, 12:57:44 PM »
I guess since the DUmmies are constantly schooling her on her arrogant stupidity she's now resorted to making up bouncies so she can show her pretend expertise to a phantom right wing. Nadin, here's a tip for you: A crowd is NOT going to gather if 2 people are talking in a parking lot. Not gonna happen. People don't pay that much attention to people chatting away in a parking lot. Next time try to have the person in a grocery store line wearing a RW t-shirt. This will allow your adoring fans to be in close enough proximity to actually hear your questionable "wisdom". Sheesh, girl you're not even an expert in bouncies.

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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #18 on: July 27, 2011, 01:12:37 PM »
Nadin I know you are reading this.  Register - we have much to discuss. :)
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #19 on: July 27, 2011, 01:16:06 PM »
Quote from: formerlurker on July 27, 2011, 01:12:37 PM
Nadin I know you are reading this.  Register - we have much to discuss. :)

That ain't gonna happen.  She would not be able to delete any of her stooooopid posts and they would stay for everyone to see.
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #20 on: July 27, 2011, 02:04:08 PM »
I've got to give nadin a 9 on this fabricated story. It's one of the best Bouncies that I've read in a long time. And yes...I admit I'm biased because she's me candidate for the DOTY.
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #21 on: July 27, 2011, 02:37:03 PM »
Quote from: thelaughingman on July 27, 2011, 12:12:33 PM
I don't care what kind of discussion is going on in a parking lot... PEOPLE WILL NEVER CROWD AROUND IT!!!  People, by nature, MIND THEIR OWN DAMN BUSINESS.

I was just about to ask what store has crowds gathered in the parking lot... over a bumper sticker.  I could see a DUmb ass harassing a conservative, but not with an audience hooting and hollering and clapping and cheering.
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #22 on: July 27, 2011, 02:39:13 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 27, 2011, 02:37:03 PM
I was just about to ask what store has crowds gathered in the parking lot... over a bumper sticker.  I could see a DUmb ass harassing a conservative, but not with an audience hooting and hollering and clapping and cheering.

Yeah, that's the ridiculous part of the story to me.

Where does this goofball claim to live anyway? :???:
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2011, 02:39:43 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on July 27, 2011, 02:39:13 PM
Yeah, that's the ridiculous part of the story to me.

Where does this goofball claim to live anyway? :???:

San Diego.
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Re: Bumper Sticker Bouncy (Nadin)
« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2011, 03:02:58 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 27, 2011, 02:37:03 PM
I was just about to ask what store has crowds gathered in the parking lot... over a bumper sticker.  I could see a DUmb ass harassing a conservative, but not with an audience hooting and hollering and clapping and cheering.

...and you'd instantly see a DUmbass get beat down in the parking lot. Someone comes up to me, in a way these fools like to portray, I take it as a threat because the person is obviously unstable.
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