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Offline Evil_Conservative

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Six New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet
« on: July 25, 2011, 01:11:13 PM »
If you're bored, this is a good read.  It's funny and reminded me of some of the DUmmies. 

http://www.cracked.com/article_17522_6-new-personality-disorders-caused-by-internet.html
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Re: Six New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2011, 01:29:42 PM »
Hilarious.  Best line there:

"People cringe when they hear this term because they know that a large number of the teenagers claiming Asperger's are, in fact, merely dicks."

How many DUmmies do we have who claim to have some form of Asperger's.

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Re: Six New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2011, 02:01:42 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on July 25, 2011, 01:29:42 PM
Hilarious.  Best line there:

"People cringe when they hear this term because they know that a large number of the teenagers claiming Asperger's are, in fact, merely dicks."

How many DUmmies do we have who claim to have some form of Asperger's.
All of them.
Except for the moles, of course.
They claim one of the other five, just to be different.
Some claim more. :-)
Franksolich claims them all, and a couple others just to keep the DUmpmonkeys on their toes.
From what I've seen, it works. :lmao:
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Re: Six New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2011, 02:07:38 PM »
I'll be honest number two sounds a lot like me and I don't think any of you could disagree  :-)

Quote from: Celtic Rose on July 25, 2011, 01:29:42 PM
How many DUmmies do we have who claim to have some form of Asperger's.



I think the question should be is "Which Dummies don't claim to have some form of Asperger's." It's much easier to answer :)
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Re: Six New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2011, 02:12:58 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on July 25, 2011, 02:07:38 PM
I'll be honest number two sounds a lot like me and I don't think any of you could disagree  :-)


I thought about you as I read #2, but we don't hate you.  At least I don't, cannot speak for everyone else here.  But that was definitely you when you first joined.  :rotf:
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Re: Six New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2011, 02:48:46 PM »
The DUmmies to a T.  Thanks for that. 
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Re: Six New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2011, 07:00:49 PM »


I see the doc tomorrow
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Re: Six New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2011, 09:50:35 PM »
I think that #3 fits me fairly well....   :p
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Re: Six New Personality Disorders Caused by the Internet
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2011, 09:54:07 PM »
I recognize #5, 3, and 2.  We have a #2 floating around here right now. :-)

#1 should be re-christened ass burgers.
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