Man spends wedding night in a jail cell

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Man spends wedding night in a jail cell: Brecksville Police Blotter
Published: Thursday, July 21, 2011, 11:30 AM
Sun News staff By Sun News staff

BRECKSVILLE

DISORDERLY CONDUCT, BRECKSVILLE ROAD: A 35-year-old Cleveland man likely wishes he had better control of himself while intoxicated when he came to at the Brecksville police station  July 17.

It is likely that this man also was afraid to return home considering the scene he made at a July 16 wedding reception. You see, the reception, which officers were called to at 11:33 p.m., was his own.

The initial call was for an intoxicated male being belligerent and fighting at the New Orleans Party Center. When officers arrived, they were directed to the rear lobby where the groom and his father in-law were standing.

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This stirring tale of love gone wrong and a forewarning to all prospective couples out there ends with this sweet note: "The groom passed out in his cell, soiled himself and was charged with disorderly conduct while intoxicated."

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