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Offline Karin

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The Funniest Thing Ever....
« on: July 22, 2011, 11:48:34 AM »
Hope this hasn't already posted somewhere.  Mark Steyn talked about this on today's show, while subbing for Rush.  If you can't afford the $36,000 ticket to the big zero's birthday, you should hold one of your own!  If you do, zero will send you a 50 minute speech to play during the big bash.

Link to a blog Pundit&Pundette

OFA is urging you to start sending invites today!  For $150, you can have some balloons and T-shirts.  You should try and get 50 friends!!!!

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Re: The Funniest Thing Ever....
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2011, 09:23:37 PM »
Our first Rock Star President.  :mental:
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Re: The Funniest Thing Ever....
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2011, 07:43:26 PM »
Lol...I went to that link..

Actually I wouldn't mind a roll of TP with his campaign logo on it............
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Re: The Funniest Thing Ever....
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2011, 11:24:54 PM »


I'll bet they'll all gather 'round their dashing fabulous hero over cake. Standing room only, no doubt.
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Re: The Funniest Thing Ever....
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2011, 03:59:27 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 22, 2011, 11:48:34 AM
Hope this hasn't already posted somewhere.  Mark Steyn talked about this on today's show, while subbing for Rush.  If you can't afford the $36,000 ticket to the big zero's birthday, you should hold one of your own!  If you do, zero will send you a 50 minute speech to play during the big bash.


Because nothing livens up a party like an Obama speech.   :wink:
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Re: The Funniest Thing Ever....
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2011, 02:56:56 PM »
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Where should it be held? “A quiet and focused place to talk and organize.”
Par-tay! But the best is yet to come:

Aides say Obama will deliver a 50-minute video message to house party attendees that will stream over the internet on hosts’ computers once the events are underway.

Sounds like a blast!  Course, you could always make a drinking game out of his tired cliches. 
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Re: The Funniest Thing Ever....
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2011, 04:37:08 PM »
That's hilarious!  Can you imagine hosting a party and your entertainment is a 50 minute speech from the boring one?
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Re: The Funniest Thing Ever....
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2011, 04:38:15 PM »
Quote from: chitownchica on July 27, 2011, 04:37:08 PM
That's hilarious!  Can you imagine hosting a party and your entertainment is a 50 minute speech from the boring one?

The only thing worse would be a 50 minute speech from Algore. :panic:
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Re: The Funniest Thing Ever....
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2011, 05:10:09 PM »
You have to drink a shot every time he says "I".
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Re: The Funniest Thing Ever....
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2011, 07:09:12 PM »
Quote from: Alpha Mare on July 27, 2011, 05:10:09 PM
You have to drink a shot every time he says "I".

Parties never end well when the majority of guests end up with alcohol poisoning... and that's if they played with beer. Can you imagine the damage if you used liquor?
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Re: The Funniest Thing Ever....
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2011, 10:44:38 PM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on July 27, 2011, 04:38:15 PM
The only thing worse would be a 50 minute speech from Algore. :panic:

Haha - you are correct sir :).
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