So what do I do now? I work at a political ad agency. And I haven't drawn a new cartoon in a couple of years. Makes me sad. But I think the time is right to get back into it.
Uh oh. Sounds like the Mission Control braintrust has figured out they don't really need all three cartoon boys, especially when the lowest-rated one does nothing but draw empty speech balloons and surf moonbat internet sites all day.
So Pedro can go back to freelance cartooning. There's a huge market for cartoons depicting the president as a monkey. Oh, wait, no...now that the
president is a jug-eared Kenyan, Pedro's monkey cartoons will be called racist, won't they? But, uh, that's all he's ever done.
Not a problem. Pedro's been living off his wife's income, anyway.