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Offline CG6468

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Itty Bitty Ones
« on: July 20, 2011, 10:15:14 AM »
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Letting It All Hang Out: How I Made Peace With My Small Boobs
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Last January, I stopped wearing a bra. I haven't put one back on since.

I don't remember buying my first bra. I just know that at some point around age 12 I started wearing one -- long before I "needed" to. There wasn't much to support, as friends in my 8th grade dance class informed me, joking that they could cut an apple on my chest. It wasn't funny then, but I suppose I can laugh about it now since I just bought my first cutting board and I don't see much of a resemblance.

Over the next 10 years, as I graduated from high school and college, I also graduated from a kitchen accessory to a solid A, while clasping a bra around my chest every day in between.

Then, seven months ago, I had a brassiere epiphany. After waiting just a little too long to do my laundry, I ran out of bras. I could have forced myself to head to the laundry room right then, or worn the less than fresh Cosabella number I'd worn the day before, but I realized the only visible difference for me between wearing and not wearing a bra was a bulky bra line. So I didn't wear one. Yes, I went braless.

No One Noticed
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2011, 10:33:04 AM »
I like small, perky, cute little ones because they seem to be more sensitive and those women seem to respond more if you give them a little attention in that area....and lets face it, I need all the help I can get with women. :-)
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2011, 11:28:37 AM »
Quote from: CG6468 on July 20, 2011, 10:15:14 AM
No One Noticed

Wait a minute didn't I write this before ?????

Those woman with the ittie bitties are the cream of the crop.   These are the woman men take home to meet their Mom, and marry.

Now as for men that never married but have a few big boobed woman in their life, strange how they end up with ittitie bittie tittie woman.

Men that are divorced on the other hand are happy with woman of size  why???? you tell me.

Some of the most attractive woman I know who are of size marry divorced men, why is that??
 
Frank, Thor or Doc help me understand the mind set here, we woman need to know.
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2011, 11:31:41 AM »
I thought some woman would have filed this under "blatantly obvious" years ago and let everyone else know. 
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2011, 11:52:27 AM »
That is 1 of the good things about being small chested. I've never been self conscious at all about it, I always thought I looked pretty damn good, and my long tan legs are what men paid and still pay attention to.
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2011, 12:11:36 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on July 20, 2011, 11:28:37 AM
Wait a minute didn't I write this before ?????

Those woman with the ittie bitties are the cream of the crop.   These are the woman men take home to meet their Mom, and marry.

Now as for men that never married but have a few big boobed woman in their life, strange how they end up with ittitie bittie tittie woman.

Men that are divorced on the other hand are happy with woman of size  why???? you tell me.

Some of the most attractive woman I know who are of size marry divorced men, why is that??
 
Frank, Thor or Doc help me understand the mind set here, we woman need to know.


You honestly think that breast size affects marriageability?  I don't even know what to say to this.  My grandmother was a D cup, and married at 18, and has been married to the same man for over 50 years. 

Breast size is not indicative of intelligent, promiscuity, or anything else other than the fact that some of your ancestors had larger breasts.  I've had to wear a bra since I was 11, I was a C cup by 13, and am currently a DD. Honestly, my breasts are just a part of my physical appearance, they don't say anything else about me.
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2011, 12:15:15 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on July 20, 2011, 12:11:36 PM
You honestly think that breast size affects marriageability?  I don't even know what to say to this.  My grandmother was a D cup, and married at 18, and has been married to the same man for over 50 years. 

Breast size is not indicative of intelligent, promiscuity, or anything else other than the fact that some of your ancestors had larger breasts.  I've had to wear a bra since I was 11, I was a C cup by 13, and am currently a DD. Honestly, my breasts are just a part of my physical appearance, they don't say anything else about me.

I think it's perception though. Men would always talk to me and seem interested in talking, they actually stared at my face because they weren't distracted by what was below my chin LOL.
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2011, 12:17:58 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on July 20, 2011, 12:15:15 PM
I think it's perception though. Men would always talk to me and seem interested in talking, they actually stared at my face because they weren't distracted by what was below my chin LOL.

Staring at the breasts of a woman you're talking to doesn't happen as much as some people think.  I try and look a woman in the eye when talking to them, but that doesn't mean I don't look before and after.  :naughty:
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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2011, 12:34:54 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 20, 2011, 12:17:58 PM
Staring at the breasts of a woman you're talking to doesn't happen as much as some people think.  I try and look a woman in the eye when talking to them, but that doesn't mean I don't look before and after.  :naughty:

My Cousins wife is like a G cup, men aren't staring at her face LOL.
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2011, 12:37:46 PM »
BOOBIEZ!!!!
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« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2011, 12:38:28 PM »
B(.)(.)BIEZ!!!
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2011, 12:40:22 PM »





  B(.)(.)BIEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2011, 12:43:58 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on July 20, 2011, 12:34:54 PM
My Cousins wife is like a G cup, men aren't staring at her face LOL.

There is staring at boobies in admiration and then there is staring at them in AWE !! 
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2011, 01:56:58 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 20, 2011, 12:17:58 PM
Staring at the breasts of a woman you're talking to doesn't happen as much as some people think.  I try and look a woman in the eye when talking to them, but that doesn't mean I don't look before and after.  :naughty:

:rotf:

I like the men who try to sneak a peek, and you totally catch them doing it.  That's what makes me laugh the hardest.
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2011, 02:33:39 PM »
It's funny when they do that at work, where they're not supposed to be doing that. 
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2011, 02:44:31 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 20, 2011, 12:43:58 PM
There is staring at boobies in admiration and then there is staring at them in AWE !!

I think they stare at hers out of awe, heck, even I stare at them, I'm so shocked. She has such a pretty face though and is really nice, at least I notice that LOL.
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2011, 02:50:47 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on July 20, 2011, 12:40:22 PM





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Nice butt, I may add.   :cheersmate:
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2011, 02:55:00 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on July 20, 2011, 11:52:27 AM
That is 1 of the good things about being small chested. I've never been self conscious at all about it, I always thought I looked pretty damn good, and my long tan legs are what men paid and still pay attention to.




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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2011, 02:58:39 PM »
It's all good, but there can be too much of a good thing.

 :cheersmate:

 
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2011, 03:04:01 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on July 20, 2011, 12:40:22 PM





  B(.)(.)BIEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BooBiez, Breakfast of Champions.

Got Milk?

The Other White Meat.

Yes, sex sales.....Don't Leave Home Without it....admit it. It's the only reason most of us fellows left our mothers for....hell, the cooking, clothes washing, general care was better at home.... :-) there wasn't but one thing missing.
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2011, 03:04:23 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on July 20, 2011, 11:52:27 AM
That is 1 of the good things about being small chested. I've never been self conscious at all about it, I always thought I looked pretty damn good, and my long tan legs are what men paid and still pay attention to.

I was never a boobiez man but long legs and high heel W/ ankle straps.  :drool:
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« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2011, 03:09:23 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on July 20, 2011, 03:04:23 PM
I was never a boobiez man but long legs and high heel W/ ankle straps.  :drool:

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« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2011, 03:28:00 PM »
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Re: Itty Bitty Ones
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2011, 05:45:36 PM »
No bra and nobody noticed? Her cubicle must not have an A/C close by.

She might want to pick up a box of those little round Band-Aids before the snow flies though.

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