There's a nipple on my foot!

[Gina]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3701059/History-made-as-nipple-is-found-on-foot.html

 

[debk]

22 yo and she just now "sought treatment"? 

Since it's a type of breast tissue...does this mean she can get breast cancer in her foot? 

[Gina]

22 yo and she just now "sought treatment"? 

Since it's a type of breast tissue...does this mean she can get breast cancer in her foot? 

and is her foot jiggly?     I bet this turns on a man with a foot fetish

[Gina]

so if she got a foot massage at a spa, would they be in trouble for rubbing her privates?

[Celtic Rose]

Is it as sensitive as a regular nipple?  That would make walking awfully interesting...

[CG6468]

I wonder what cup size she wears on the foot.

[Wineslob]

She could make a BUNDLE off the foot fetish types.........

[Eupher]

Interesting word for this condition:

"pseudomomma"

All you mommy wannabes? Now you know the rest of the story. Better start checkin' between yer toes, 'cuz you've just been outed. 

[GOBUCKS]

She could make a BUNDLE off the foot fetish types.........

I don't know. Her big toe looks like Fred Flintstone's.

[Mr Mannn]

This place is beginning to affect me. I came home kicked off my shoes and stepped on something small that stuck to my foot. My hands were full and I couldn't get to it right away so I walked around and it was slightly uncomfortable.

The very first thing I thought was, "Oh no! I've got a nipple!"

[catsmtrods]

Does Rex Ryan know about this?

[Gina]

This place is beginning to affect me. I came home kicked off my shoes and stepped on something small that stuck to my foot. My hands were full and I couldn't get to it right away so I walked around and it was slightly uncomfortable.

The very first thing I thought was, "Oh no! I've got a nipple!"

 

[vesta111]

Gina, for some other reason Frank sent me here again to converse with you.

Can this 3rd. nipple lactate, Will the woman have to pad her shoe with Depends to walk after giving birth ???

Benefits may be, she may be able to feed a child in public, flaunt her nipple to the world as men do and this is one hell of a pick up line-------Buy me a drink big boy and I will show you my nipple. 

From the article it seems woman ---no mention of men---can have an extra nipple most anywere on their body. 

Now the question is, if woman can have extra spair nipples, where are the men with extra penis on their body?????

Personally were I to meet a man with an extra penis, I would hope it was on his chin.

Just saying----This is all Franks fault, he sent me here.

[Gina]

Apparently Frank is an instigating little shit then. 

[vesta111]

Apparently Frank is an instigating little shit then. 

I Hope so, he has an odd sense of humor,  like men that like to watch woman wrestle in a tub of Jello, watch the 3 Stooges or pay money to watch pig races next door to an Muslim Mosque.

Comes down to it, he is a fun guy,  He would be the perfect escort to greased pig wrestling, the competition for Pole Dancers and  watching some idiot try to run a 1960 Volkswagen across the Grand Canyon.

But naturally he instigates, he never knows what will come up and give him a chuckle.

Smart man, seldom takes him or others seriously, out there in no where, so I have an idea-duck and cover.

You and I can come up with outrageous links and posts to keep Frank in a good mood, shall we have it, inviting all others to chime in with some very odd stuff ????

What can go wrong, any lurking Dummy's will think we are all perverts or they have reached the site for folks in Bellview to communicate.

  Just for fun, why not a Dear Frank,---Ala- Dear Abby site with questions about our supposed personal lives

[franksolich]

Just saying----This is all Franks fault, he sent me here.

Now, vesta, dear, madam, you know we love you.

You're a classic here on conservativecave, and if something were to happen to you, my heart would rot and my soul decay.

And you're notorious for being a good sport.

This is just part of my job here, to get people from the DUmpster to see what else is here on conservativecave, as there's a lot of "what else" here besides the DUmpster.

[Boudicca]

and is her foot jiggly?     I bet this turns on a man with a foot fetish

 :rotf:You beat me to the punch, Gina, but then, I am not surprised!

[Boudicca]

Gina, for some other reason Frank sent me here again to converse with you.

Can this 3rd. nipple lactate, Will the woman have to pad her shoe with Depends to walk after giving birth ???

Benefits may be, she may be able to feed a child in public, flaunt her nipple to the world as men do and this is one hell of a pick up line-------Buy me a drink big boy and I will show you my nipple. 

From the article it seems woman ---no mention of men---can have an extra nipple most anywere on their body. 

Now the question is, if woman can have extra spair nipples, where are the men with extra penis on their body?????

Personally were I to meet a man with an extra penis, I would hope it was on his chin.

Just saying----This is all Franks fault, he sent me here.

 

[franksolich]

Apparently Frank is an instigating little shit then.  

Trust me, madam, my motives are all pure and unselfish.

[franksolich]

I Hope so, he has an odd sense of humor,  like men that like to watch woman wrestle in a tub of Jello.....or pay money to watch pig races next door to an Muslim Mosque.

Comes down to it, he is a fun guy,  He would be the perfect escort to greased pig wrestling, the competition for Pole Dancers and  watching some idiot try to run a 1960 Volkswagen across the Grand Canyon.

Nope, nope, nope, no way.  franksolich does not get any kicks out of watching people do demeaning things.

But the Three Stooges, yes.  Larry, Moe, and Curly are hilarious.

But naturally he instigates, he never knows what will come up and give him a chuckle.

Psst.  Don't give away my secret.

I forgot where I said it--it's here somewhere--but that is absolutely true.  For some reason I was born with the "need" to start things, without having any goal in mind; just to start them and watch where they go, what happens.  I will admit I start things on purpose, but with no purpose in mind; just to see what happens.

I do that with the primitives all the time.

Smart man, seldom takes him or others seriously, out there in no where, so I have an idea-duck and cover.

Life is too important to be taken seriously, madam.

Just for fun, why not a Dear Frank,---Ala- Dear Abby site with questions about our supposed personal lives.

An idea maybe perhaps worth considering, but really, there's better candidates to give advice than franksolich.

GOBUCKS would be great as "Dear Abby."

[vesta111]

Now, vesta, dear, madam, you know we love you.

You're a classic here on conservativecave, and if something were to happen to you, my heart would rot and my soul decay.

And you're notorious for being a good sport.

This is just part of my job here, to get people from the DUmpster to see what else is here on conservativecave, as there's a lot of "what else" here besides the DUmpster.

So are you OK with the Dear Frank idea????

Say I need help from you about a nasty neighbor that drives me nuts, looking in the bathroom window on the 3 floor with a telescope.      The police tell me the neighbor has a right to see what he can see. put up curtains.    

Dear Frank to put up curtains means to cause no natural light to come into that room, it becomes dark and mildew begins to grow.  A month or so later the mildew has covered the walls and is making my hamsters ill.

Now i have dead hamsters rotting about the apartment and the smell is causing the neighbors to complain.  The mildew is spreading into the kitchen and I cannot wash dishes as it has clogged the drain.

Should I break my lease and move or sue the SOB with the telescope????

You know Frank just every day problems we face that you may have a different slant on.

Lots of other real life dilemmas you can help with Frank, say how to get a good fit on my bra, or have you tried the his and hers portents from KY that is advertised as to make sex better, do you recommend it or is this a bunch of BS.

We need a Dear Abby on the forum and I think a dear Frank would be most interesting.

Dear Frank, are you in or are you too timid to go where no man has ever gone before???

We can ask Thor if you back out.

[debk]

We can ask Thor if you back out.

Thor?!?!?!?!?   








 

[vesta111]

Thor?!?!?!?!?   

Yes Thor, been there seen that, he and Doc appear to have the most knowledge on human actions after Frank who has a unique prospective on life, may be the best we can find but if we have to loose Frank, then Thor and Doc are next in line.

We Americans only have a small window to look out on life-----These 3 men have had a 360 degree window to watch or break out to see what life is really all about.

Say I write to you you all and say hubby came home from Japan with this ultra large basket and it had a smell from a pig farm.   He insisted on mounting it on the ceiling of the livingroom and hung beads of pearls from it.

Anyone have any idea if this is a memento of his trip or something he bought in an Asian flea market???? 

We woman need men to be straight out and honest with us, for us woman however that would be like trying to climb a greased pole.--------An honest man is a dead man.

[franksolich]

Say I need help from you about a nasty neighbor that drives me nuts, looking in the bathroom window on the 3 floor with a telescope.      The police tell me the neighbor has a right to see what he can see. put up curtains.    

Dear Frank to put up curtains means to cause no natural light to come into that room, it becomes dark and mildew begins to grow.  A month or so later the mildew has covered the walls and is making my hamsters ill.

Now i have dead hamsters rotting about the apartment and the smell is causing the neighbors to complain.  The mildew is spreading into the kitchen and I cannot wash dishes as it has clogged the drain.

Should I break my lease and move or sue the SOB with the telescope????

Back in the 1890s, the owners of the Denver Post slandered a local Civil War veteran.

He lived in a building right across the street from the Denver Post, and on the same floor as the owners' shared office.  He took to sitting at his window, in full view of the owners of the newspaper, in a rocking chair, with a rifle across his lap.  The old guy had been a sharpshooter in the war.

He didn't do anything, just sat in that chair with the rifle on his lap, reading the Denver Post.

The Denver Post thereafter treated him more kindly.

Perhaps you might consider something like this.

You know Frank just every day problems we face that you may have a different slant on.

Lots of other real life dilemmas you can help with Frank, say how to get a good fit on my bra, or have you tried the his and hers portents from KY that is advertised as to make sex better, do you recommend it or is this a bunch of BS.

The best way to get a good fit on a ladies' brassiere is to try it on before buying it, to be sure it's a good fit.  The same as when one buys shoes.

As for the second, it's just another sex toy.  People truly in love with each other don't need sex toys.

[vesta111]

Back in the 1890s, the owners of the Denver Post slandered a local Civil War veteran.

He lived in a building right across the street from the Denver Post, and on the same floor as the owners' shared office.  He took to sitting at his window, in full view of the owners of the newspaper, in a rocking chair, with a rifle across his lap.  The old guy had been a sharpshooter in the war.

He didn't do anything, just sat in that chair with the rifle on his lap, reading the Denver Post.

The Denver Post thereafter treated him more kindly.

Perhaps you might consider something like this.

The best way to get a good fit on a ladies' brassiere is to try it on before buying it, to be sure it's a good fit.  The same as when one buys shoes.

As for the second, it's just another sex toy.  People truly in love with each other don't need sex toys.

Dear Frank,
I have a dilemma about what to tell my daughters on how to choose a husband.

Do I tell them to marry a man they are madly in lust with or marry a man they feel is their best friend and respect??

Signed --- Mrs. OBAMA