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Offline MoshMasterD

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Dude declares mistrial for Roger Clemens.
« on: July 14, 2011, 11:12:13 AM »
Gentle reminder from franksolich: the word "dude" is now all but mandatory in threads about the sparkling husband dude.  Sorry for the interruption and inconvenience.  Carry on.

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Judge declares mistrial for Roger Clemens.
   
Breaking on MSNBC

Thanks DUde.
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Re: Dude declares mistrial for Roger Clemens.
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2011, 11:20:59 AM »
DUde.
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Re: Dude declares mistrial for Roger Clemens.
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2011, 11:22:07 AM »
No way DUDE!
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Re: Dude declares mistrial for Roger Clemens.
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2011, 11:26:44 AM »
Righteous, DUde!

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Re: Dude declares mistrial for Roger Clemens.
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2011, 11:43:03 AM »
I went there to see if the sparkling husband dude had an opinion on the matter (franksolich, lacking his own opinion on a matter, seeks guidance from all quarters, all sides), but the dude's silent about it.
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Re: Dude declares mistrial for Roger Clemens.
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2011, 11:59:10 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 14, 2011, 11:43:03 AM
I went there to see if the sparkling husband dude had an opinion on the matter (franksolich, lacking his own opinion on a matter, seeks guidance from all quarters, all sides), but the dude's silent about it.

We'll all keep our eyes open for That DUde Ol' Fred Sandford.
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Re: Dude declares mistrial for Roger Clemens.
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2011, 12:07:10 PM »
No response from the DUde, as yet.
I suspect the post was only made to keep himself on the front page.
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Re: Dude declares mistrial for Roger Clemens.
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2011, 12:13:26 PM »
Roger can shack up with Casey.
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Re: Dude declares mistrial for Roger Clemens.
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2011, 02:08:45 PM »
Nice to see you keeping on top of shit, dude.
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Re: Dude declares mistrial for Roger Clemens.
« Reply #9 on: July 14, 2011, 03:24:29 PM »
My opinion, is congress should not have been wasting their time investigating steroids in baseball anyway. You would think that would be a law enforcement problem, not a congressional one.

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Re: Dude declares mistrial for Roger Clemens.
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2011, 04:06:59 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on July 14, 2011, 03:24:29 PM
My opinion, is congress should not have been wasting their time investigating steroids in baseball anyway. You would think that would be a law enforcement problem, not a congressional one, dude.



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Re: Dude declares mistrial for Roger Clemens.
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Re: Dude declares mistrial for Roger Clemens.
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2011, 04:42:48 PM »
Wow . The dude cut and pasted something.
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Re: Dude declares mistrial for Roger Clemens.
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2011, 08:59:39 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on July 14, 2011, 03:24:29 PM
My opinion, is congress should not have been wasting their time investigating steroids in baseball anyway. You would think that would be a law enforcement problem, not a congressional one.
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Re: Dude declares mistrial for Roger Clemens.
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2011, 09:52:32 PM »
I believe Congress should aggressively investigate steroids and HGH in football, baseball, basketball (Lebron is the most obvious juicer since Tiger Woods), ice hockey, tennis, and professional wrestling. It would take a great deal of time and TV exposure, and absorb huge amounts of Congressional resources.

Whatever the results, they will have no effect on me whatsoever. Anything else they might spend their time on may affect me, and there is no possibility of that being a positive.

I'm fully in favor of any activity that wastes the time and resources of the Congress.
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Re: Dude declares mistrial for Roger Clemens.
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2011, 05:02:37 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 14, 2011, 09:52:32 PM
I believe Congress should aggressively investigate steroids and HGH in football, baseball, basketball (Lebron is the most obvious juicer since Tiger Woods), ice hockey, tennis, and professional wrestling. It would take a great deal of time and TV exposure, and absorb huge amounts of Congressional resources.

Whatever the results, they will have no effect on me whatsoever. Anything else they might spend their time on may affect me, and there is no possibility of that being a positive.

I'm fully in favor of any activity that wastes the time and resources of the Congress.

You just may have something there.
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