A relative on the spousal units side of the family was recently called up for jury duty. This person is a flaming lib. They have been called multiple times, but never had to serve, due to claiming a diabetes exemption.
This time, the summons required a doctor's note to be excused for any medical reason. Since this person spends all of their money on things like cable, iphones, gambling, etc, no money is available for health insurance. They are going to send the summons back in, claiming medical exemption, but without the required medical note from the doctor.
How, do you ask, do they intend to claim medical exemption without the required note? By including a letter stating that due to the terrible shape of our medical system, it has resulted in them not being able to afford a doctor to get a note.
I'm awaiting the results with due sense of anticipation.