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I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« on: July 13, 2011, 10:39:31 AM »
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Jul-13-11 09:24 AM
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I've figured out what the Tea Party is for...
   
It's a socially electro-magnetic force which binds complete ****ing idiots together.

Once it's in effect, it drives down the collective IQ of the participants to just under the level of "Dumber than a bag of hammers".

They function like a reverse barometer… Whatever they're for or against, the complete opposite is the best course of action.

At least they're useful for something.

If they Tea Party is so dumb and irrelevant why talk about it? Someone scared?  :whatever:

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Re: I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2011, 10:43:41 AM »
More FAIL.
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Re: I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2011, 10:54:12 AM »
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts)     Wed Jul-13-11 09:24 AM
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I've figured out what the Tea Party is for...
   
It's a socially electro-magnetic force which binds complete ****ing idiots together.

Once it's in effect, it drives down the collective IQ of the participants to just under the level of "Dumber than a bag of hammers".

They function like a reverse barometer… Whatever they're for or against, the complete opposite is the best course of action.

At least they're useful for something.

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Re: I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2011, 11:07:27 AM »
I'll take any Tea Partier and put them up against this DUchebag in an IQ contest and spot the DUmbass 20 points.
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Re: I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2011, 11:11:16 AM »
Quote from: jukin on July 13, 2011, 11:07:27 AM
I'll take any Tea Partier and put them up against this DUchebag in an IQ contest and spot the DUmbass 20 points.

I'd set the line at 50.
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Re: I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2011, 12:03:12 PM »
What's the point of that post?  Nobody responded, and I have no comment either.
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Re: I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2011, 12:22:48 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 13, 2011, 12:03:12 PM
What's the point of that post?  Nobody responded, and I have no comment either.
It was probably one of those DUmp cred things they like to post, but it really doesn't make sense.
Crazy LaMont is already well-known as one of the sickest of the raving moonbats.
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Re: I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2011, 12:30:11 PM »
You know how I know you're gay?

What are we, in the second grade?
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Re: I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2011, 12:59:25 PM »
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Jul-13-11 09:24 AM
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I've figured out what the Tea Party DU is for...
   
It's a socially electro-magnetic force which binds complete ****ing idiots together.

Once it's in effect, it drives down the collective IQ of the participants to just under the level of "Dumber than a bag of hammers".

They function like a reverse barometer… Whatever they're for or against, the complete opposite is the best course of action.

At least they're useful for something.
Fixed it for ya DUmmy
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Re: I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2011, 02:46:02 PM »
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Once it's in effect, it drives down the collective IQ of the participants to just under the level of "Dumber than a bag of hammers".

Yeah, the people that don't want the f'n government involved in every aspect of their lives are the stupid ones.  :whatever:

Why is it that all of you supposed uber geniuses always have drug and mental problems? Why is it that you can't make it on your own and spend your time bitching about other people that have not a ****ing to do with your situation? If you guys are the smart ones, I'm glad I'm not in that camp because from where I stand, you idiots are the dumbest f'ers inhabiting this nation.
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Re: I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2011, 04:33:08 PM »
Quote from: Rebel on July 13, 2011, 02:46:02 PM
Yeah, the people that don't want the f'n government involved in every aspect of their lives are the stupid ones.  :whatever:

Why is it that all of you supposed uber geniuses always have drug and mental problems? Why is it that you can't make it on your own and spend your time bitching about other people that have not a ****ing to do with your situation? If you guys are the smart ones, I'm glad I'm not in that camp because from where I stand, you idiots are the dumbest f'ers inhabiting this nation.

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Re: I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2011, 05:24:51 PM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on July 13, 2011, 12:30:11 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

What are we, in the second grade?

That's about their level.
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Re: I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2011, 05:27:36 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 13, 2011, 12:03:12 PM
What's the point of that post?  Nobody responded, and I have no comment either.

Meh. Early jockeying for "DUmmie of the year."
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Re: I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2011, 05:30:40 PM »
Quote from: blitzkrieg_17 on July 13, 2011, 05:24:51 PM
That's about their level.

Nope.  My boy is going into 2nd grade in a month.  He's smarter than these ass grabbers.
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Re: I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2011, 05:39:40 PM »
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Wed Jul-13-11 09:24 AM
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I've figured out what the Tea Party is for...
   
It's a socially electro-magnetic force which binds complete ****ing idiots together.

Once it's in effect, it drives down the collective IQ of the participants to just under the level of "Dumber than a bag of hammers".

They function like a reverse barometer… Whatever they're for or against, the complete opposite is the best course of action.

At least they're useful for something.

Wrong again, DUmbshit.  Wrong as a wee li'l DUmbass could be.

The TEA Party is the "Oh look, a shiny" arm of the VRWC.  They go out and say stuff guaranteed to a'splode DUmmy heads - aka: THE TRUTH -  as a distraction and diversion of DUmbshit attentions for critical VRWC operations elsewhere.
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Re: I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2011, 08:47:49 PM »
I've said before and I'll say it again. Scorpio is trying extremely hard to claim the title of stupidest person on the innerwebz.
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Re: I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2011, 12:01:41 AM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on July 13, 2011, 08:47:49 PM
I've said before and I'll say it again. Scorpio is trying extremely hard to claim the title of stupidest person on the innerwebz.

Well, one can't say the dorkio primitive looks very bright, either.

Try to imagine a pineapple-shaped body with a smaller pineapple on top as the head.

That's the dorko primitive, who's always trying to pick up women.
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Re: I've figured out what the Tea Party is for... (MrScorpio)
« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2011, 12:37:24 AM »
Quote from: ChuckJ on July 13, 2011, 08:47:49 PM
I've said before and I'll say it again. Scorpio is trying extremely hard to claim the title of stupidest person on the innerwebz.
He's jaw-droppingly stupid, but he's in an incredibly competitive environment, and I'm afraid he's still several laps behind poor, stupid Beth.
That's not to say he couldn't catch up, but she's spent the past several years in a full-out stupidsprint.
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