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Offline franksolich

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grasswire primitive meets a fellow primitive in grocery check-out line
« on: July 12, 2011, 08:40:02 AM »
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Oh my.

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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jul-10-11 09:08 PM
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ewwww moment in grocery checkout line

Last night I was at the supermarket behind a woman who was wearing very low-rise denim shorts. Very.

She had her wallet up on the checkout spot, doing the transaction. When finished, she folded the large-ish wallet and jammed it inside her shorts into her crotch.

Took her groceries and left. The clerk and I were both kinda sickened by this, wondering how many cooties are left on the public spaces when this wallet comes out of the crotch and onto counters.

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derby378 (1000+ posts)        Sun Jul-10-11 09:37 PM
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3. That's my cue to move to the next checkout line

Until they thoroughly disinfect that one register, that is. How freakin' rude.

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freshwest  (1000+ posts)     Sun Jul-10-11 09:43 PM
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4. Are you sure? I put a very small wallet in my front pocket. I'd never put anything in my underwear.

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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jul-10-11 09:49 PM
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6. large wallet, shoved down inside her very low-rise crotch right in the front. when she walked, it wiggled back and forth.

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Beaverhausen  (1000+ posts)        Mon Jul-11-11 12:07 AM
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13. I hate it when people put their small kids on the checkstand

I want to yell "get that kid's butt off of where I'm putting food, etc. that's gross!"

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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jul-11-11 12:43 AM
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14. I saw a lady bring a bird into the self check and put it down where....

....people put their food! It tottered around while she rang her stuff up. Ugh!

And I've seen a man in the same store with a huge lizard on his shoulder.

What is it with this?

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Kaleva  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-12-11 02:17 AM
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17. There was a story here not long ago about a dude taking a dump in a grocery aisle.

"Cleanup in aisle 4!"

He had to go bad, ran into the store to ask to use a restroom, was told there wasn't one for the public to use and he got mad and got even. Then he went to jail.
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Re: grasswire primitive meets a fellow primitive in grocery check-out line
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2011, 09:36:15 AM »
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Kaleva  (1000+ posts)      Tue Jul-12-11 02:17 AM
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17. There was a story here not long ago about a dude taking a dump in a grocery aisle.

"Cleanup in aisle 4!"

He had to go bad, ran into the store to ask to use a restroom, was told there wasn't one for the public to use and he got mad and got even. Then he went to jail.

What's his DU name?

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I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: grasswire primitive meets a fellow primitive in grocery check-out line
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2011, 09:49:50 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on July 12, 2011, 09:36:15 AM
What's his DU name?



Stinky the Clown . . .  :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: grasswire primitive meets a fellow primitive in grocery check-out line
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2011, 09:53:11 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 12, 2011, 09:49:50 AM
Stinky the Clown . . .  :tongue: :fuelfire:

Probably was that dude, stinky the clown.
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I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: grasswire primitive meets a fellow primitive in grocery check-out line
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2011, 09:53:58 AM »
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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Sun Jul-10-11 09:08 PM
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ewwww moment in grocery checkout line

Last night I was at the supermarket behind a woman who was wearing very low-rise denim shorts. Very.

She had her wallet up on the checkout spot, doing the transaction. When finished, she folded the large-ish wallet and jammed it inside her shorts into her crotch.

Took her groceries and left. The clerk and I were both kinda sickened by this, wondering how many cooties are left on the public spaces when this wallet comes out of the crotch and onto counters.

!!

Now an enterprising store manager would add another check out line next to the 10 items or less line. Call it carpet munchers express line.

It would be real popular in liberal mecca's.
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Re: grasswire primitive meets a fellow primitive in grocery check-out line
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2011, 10:06:15 AM »
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grasswire  (1000+ posts)      Mon Jul-11-11 12:43 AM
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14. I saw a lady bring a bird into the self check and put it down where....

....people put their food! It tottered around while she rang her stuff up. Ugh!
That was no lady, that was nutcase nadin.
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Re: grasswire primitive meets a fellow primitive in grocery check-out line
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2011, 10:23:28 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 12, 2011, 10:06:15 AM
That was no lady, that was nutcase nadin.
Oh fer F**ks face. :banghead:

That's definately good for one.  :rotf: :rotf:
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