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Psss---White House, I know you're monitoring DU.... Click on my thread, I've got
« on: July 08, 2011, 05:42:18 PM »
No Trumad, it's not the white house that monitors DU, its the Secret Service.

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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Fri Jul-08-11 09:43 AM
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Psss---White House, I know you're monitoring DU.... Click on my thread, I've got something to say...
   
You're probably a White House Intern, or maybe even a low paid staff member, and your sole job is to Monitor the Nets to see what is being said about your Boss and his administration.

You've been assigned a couple of sites to watch over and DU is one of them. You may have asked, why DU? Well--- with close to 180,000 registered users and about 100,000 unique visitors a day, it's not a bad site to get a vibe on what your base is thinking.

DU is simply one of the biggest Progressive sites on the internets and it would be wise to monitor how we are thinking.

The last couple of days have been busy eh?

Question: Does your management staff warn you before they launch their trial balloons?

Such as: OK---we're going to launch a Social Security and Medicare balloon that will indicate that the President is open to cuts in the programs.

How did that go for you? Were you and your fellow monitoring interns shocked at the response? Have you ever seen a response like it?

I monitor progressive sites as well--- pretty much all of them. Honestly in all the years that I've clicked on these sites, I've never seen a trial balloon like this one get shot down as quick. Actually shot down is a bit mild-----more like napalmed.

Now I'm pretty sure you and your fellow interns and staff members are recent college graduates---most likely Political Science Majors... and you're pretty dang smart.

My hope is that your team digested what you observed and provided a pants on fire warning to your chain of command that touching the 3rd rail of politics will do exactly what a 3rd rail will do..... ZAP!

I think you did that because the next day Press Secretary Jay Carney was sputtering like a Ford Edsel when asked if SS and Medicare will be cut.

In closing--- keep up the good work and continue to pay attention to sites like Democratic Underground--- remember, we are your Base.

Yours truly,

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0bama has nothing to fear from his base, every one of you loons will pull the lever with his name on it come Nov 2012.

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1. ahem. One minor point of contention.
   
"remember, we WERE your base." But if you don't dance with the ones that brung ya, **** ya.

Need I remind you that if you want to be a member of DU, you must support all Democrat candidates in the general election.

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6. They don't give a fat rat's @ss what the base thinks anyway.
   
After all, where ya gonna go?

I'm so sick of "half a loaf" ...

Bake

That's part of the problem his base doesn't think.

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18. Here, for those in the White House
   
who are reading:

RAISE TAXES ON THE RICH. END THE WARS.


You're welcome.

 :lmao:

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Re: Psss---White House, I know you're monitoring DU.... Click on my thread, I've got
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2011, 05:50:12 PM »
I hope the fool does monitor DU and governs just as they wish. It should be a slaughter November 2012.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/141032/2010-Conservatives-Outnumber-Moderates-Liberals.aspx
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Re: Psss---White House, I know you're monitoring DU.... Click on my thread, I've got
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2011, 06:39:12 PM »
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I monitor progressive sites as well--- pretty much all of them. Honestly in all the years that I've clicked on these sites, I've never seen a trial balloon like this one get shot down as quick. Actually shot down is a bit mild-----more like napalmed.

Not true.  When he didn't end the Bush tax cuts, the level of bezerk was equal to this.

But don't flatter yourself, primitive.  If anyone at the WH is monitoring Skin's island, it's to see what the loons that will vote Democrat regardless are moaning about now.

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Re: Psss---White House, I know you're monitoring DU.... Click on my thread, I've got
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2011, 06:53:40 PM »
probuably someone in the government is monitoring DUmp, but its probuably more likely law enforcement and intel due to the high numbers of criminals who openly admit to crimes online, and the likes of nads who like a withered rainman holds the sum of human knowledge (though her husband thinks shes a cow).
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Re: Psss---White House, I know you're monitoring DU.... Click on my thread, I've got
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2011, 07:01:29 PM »
Why would anybody who works to for the White House even bother monitoring the DUmp? They know you were crazy yesterday, that you are crazy today, and that you will continue to be crazy for all of tomorrow's tomorrows.

Plus, they can get the most entertaining stuff from PJ's most excellent DUmmies FUnnies and here.

Double plus, they know how you are going to vote so just shut up and take it.
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Re: Psss---White House, I know you're monitoring DU.... Click on my thread, I've got
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2011, 07:02:20 PM »
Oh STFU. You're voting for Obama even if he raped daughter's cat in the middle of church and then smashed it with a hammer.

Wire-tapping, illegal wars, assassinations, indefinite detentions, etc etc etc etc etc

Everything you said you hated in Bush, Obama has done and more but you sell-outs will vote for him just as soon as the (R) is announced.

Those war crimes and the deficits are now all yours because you want your socialist paradise regardless of the disasters and crimes you inflict along the way.

It's what you want, you just lack the balls to openly admit it.
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Re: Psss---White House, I know you're monitoring DU.... Click on my thread, I've got
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2011, 07:09:23 PM »
Oh, and there is no way there are 180,000 registered users. Going by the last time I saw a readout from Bad Cat, you have about 5,000 unique posters. 97% of your posters are tombstones. Well, possibly a very, very small percentage of that is occasional posters.

And possibly a large percentage of that 5000 are moles.
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Re: Psss---White House, I know you're monitoring DU.... Click on my thread, I've got
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2011, 07:12:16 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on July 08, 2011, 07:09:23 PM
Oh, and there is no way there are 180,000 registered users. Going by the last time I saw a readout from Bad Cat, you have about 5,000 unique posters. 97% of your posters are tombstones. Well, possibly a very, very small percentage of that is occasional posters.

And possibly a large percentage of that 5000 are moles.

And "Name Removed" is consistently a top-10 poster.
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Re: Psss---White House, I know you're monitoring DU.... Click on my thread, I've got
« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2011, 07:13:07 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on July 08, 2011, 07:12:16 PM
And "Name Removed" is consistently a top-10 poster.

And all lucid, sober posters are moles.
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Re: Psss---White House, I know you're monitoring DU.... Click on my thread, I've got
« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2011, 07:18:32 PM »
My guess is that many government agencies, including the White House monitor DU for shits and giggles. :lmao:
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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2011, 07:22:02 PM »
Why would the White House need to monitor them? The local police agencies already do and when they find someone of interest, they hide in the bushes and wait.  :)
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Re: Psss---White House, I know you're monitoring DU.... Click on my thread, I've got
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2011, 07:27:59 PM »
Quote from: Duke Nukum on July 08, 2011, 07:09:23 PM
Oh, and there is no way there are 180,000 registered users. Going by the last time I saw a readout from Bad Cat, you have about 5,000 unique posters. 97% of your posters are tombstones. Well, possibly a very, very small percentage of that is occasional posters.

And possibly a large percentage of that 5000 are moles.

There were far less than that on a few of the scans he did.  It was closer to 2700-3700.  All of them were saved in the Dumping Ground section.
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Re: Psss---White House, I know you're monitoring DU.... Click on my thread, I've got
« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2011, 07:46:50 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on July 08, 2011, 07:22:02 PM
Why would the White House need to monitor them? The local police agencies already do and when they find someone of interest, they hide in the bushes and wait.  :)
^5!  :lol:
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« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2011, 07:47:52 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on July 08, 2011, 07:27:59 PM
There were far less than that on a few of the scans he did.  It was closer to 2700-3700.  All of them were saved in the Dumping Ground section.
It is such an embarrassment. It is unbelievable to me that anybody could lie so brazenly and then believe that lie.
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Re: Psss---White House, I know you're monitoring DU.... Click on my thread, I've got
« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2011, 08:48:27 PM »
The national democrat commies pay as much attention to the DUmp as Republicans do to Stormfront.
The DUmp and Stormfront are two sides of the same vulgar coin.
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« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2011, 09:32:13 PM »
Isn't that just special.
DUmpmonkey writes a pay attention to me, story.
DUmpmonkey is DUmb.
Stupid DUmpmonkey.  We are laughing at you.

A lot.

Is that DUmbass for real, or his he mole?
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Re: Psss---White House, I know you're monitoring DU.... Click on my thread, I've got
« Reply #16 on: July 08, 2011, 09:34:57 PM »
Quote from: compaqxp on July 08, 2011, 07:22:02 PM
Why would the White House need to monitor them? The local police agencies already do and when they find someone of interest, they hide in the bushes and wait.  :)

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Re: Psss---White House, I know you're monitoring DU.... Click on my thread, I've got
« Reply #17 on: July 08, 2011, 10:17:39 PM »
Quote from: Skul on July 08, 2011, 09:32:13 PM
Isn't that just special.
DUmpmonkey writes a pay attention to me, story.
DUmpmonkey is DUmb.
Stupid DUmpmonkey.  We are laughing at you.

A lot.

Is that DUmbass for real, or his he mole?

I'm fairly certain he's the real deal.
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« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2011, 11:00:40 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on July 08, 2011, 07:13:07 PM
And all lucid, sober posters are moles.

Yes but not all moles make lucid and sober posts.

When in character, I am so glad that I have JukeCo spittle guards for my monitor and keyboard. It paid for itself in the first month.
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« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2011, 11:04:31 AM »
The truemud primitive's the primitive who openly admitted a couple of years ago that he's nice to his ancient elderly mother only because he doesn't want to be cut out of her will.
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« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2011, 09:21:07 PM »
Boy don't the dummies have an inflated opinion about themselves.

Hey Dummies... let me give you the 411 on it:

You dummies are idiots. From head to toe you are idiots. You will do what you have always done and pull the D lever in the next election, like you always do. Unlike the conservatives that got rid of, or tried to, politicians that didn't agree with us... we are called the Tea party... you will continue to support the idiots running on the D side. You are like an abused spouse... always going back because this time will be different.

Here is an idea... start voting for really liberal candidates that support your view and if that candidate loses the primary, then stay home in the general. You can make a difference in your candidates!!!! So get busy now and go do it!!!


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