A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and
buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get a dozen."
A short time later the husband comes back with 12 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 12 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."
Yeah, yeah the joke is so old I actually got it sent to me via e-mail from my 87 year old grandfather. I still LOLed.
