Well, like they say -- it ain't whatcha got, it's what you DO with it that counts.
Does that sound about right? 
All my fingers are different sizes on both hands, does this mean I am a bisexual who never knew it???
So, what about those men that have fingers that are fat, chubby and small?? You know the guys that have fingers that look like breakfast sausages. How does this work out when his woman tell tales of his donkey Kong????
Then there are men with very long slim fingers that on just thinks he should play the piano that has a baby carrot in his pants.
This is a crazy thing men have for trying to figure out if the next guy is bigger then them.
Give me a break here, I had a patient that had equipment that looked like a button mushroom---8 kids. Another with a schlong so long he could only get a partial erection.
More then this , the fella with the Mushroom had balls the size of pingpong balls and the dude with the schlong had balls the size of acorns.
We nurses notice this stuff, how can we help it as we are the ones that implant catheters as needed in male patients.
Size of hands or feet has nothing to do with a males equipment, it is the size of the balls that perdict the ability to produce sperm to keep our race as humans going.
Just my openion here, but I have found that patients with large schlongs have fewer children then those dudes with buttons.--------Bigger balls the more sperm to deliver.
