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Offline Gina

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HOLY CRAP
« on: July 06, 2011, 12:56:17 PM »






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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2011, 12:58:20 PM »
Decapitation by firework, apparently.

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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2011, 01:09:09 PM »
Puts a whole nother spin on taking one's eye out. 
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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2011, 01:16:56 PM »
Where's DLR Pyro?!

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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2011, 01:43:24 PM »
Lawyers are lining up to file the lawsuits.

Who sold them to the guy?
Who shipped them to the seller?
Who distributed the fireworks?
Who manufactured the fireworks?

They will all be named in the suit.

Operational error won't matter.
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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2011, 01:46:14 PM »
Gina loves  :panic: don't she?


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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2011, 01:58:53 PM »
Lawyers are lining up to file the lawsuits.

Who sold them to the guy?
Who shipped them to the seller?
Who distributed the fireworks?
Who manufactured the fireworks?

They will all be named in the suit.

Operational error won't matter.

Of course, it matters not that they're illegal in ND, right?
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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2011, 02:49:05 PM »
Of course, it matters not that they're illegal in ND, right?

Nope. they will just get a lawyer in the state the fireworks were sold in.
Just hand over the chocolate...back away slowly...far away....and you won't get hurt....

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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2011, 03:27:25 PM »
He went out with a bang.
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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2011, 04:46:35 PM »
I guess that medication he took for his headache was just a little too strong.
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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2011, 05:10:53 PM »
I guess that medication he took for his headache was just a little too strong.

He was a liberal and someone told him that Palin was running for president and had jumped into the lead in the polls.

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Re: HOLY CRAP
« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2011, 05:32:53 PM »
I guess that medication he took for his headache was just a little too strong.



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