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Offline Tucker

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Elmers pulled up their roots and moved from the wilderness to the boondocks
« on: July 05, 2011, 02:39:31 PM »
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Re: Elmers pulled up their roots and moved from the wilderness to the boondocks
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2011, 02:53:32 PM »
I like how they have an icon for "Hot Thread".
That means more than one post per 12 hours.
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Re: Elmers pulled up their roots and moved from the wilderness to the boondocks
« Reply #2 on: July 05, 2011, 03:26:18 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 05, 2011, 02:53:32 PM
I like how they have an icon for "Hot Thread".
That means more than one post per 12 hours.

Is that normal, real-world hours; or business hours? :tongue:
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Re: Elmers pulled up their roots and moved from the wilderness to the boondocks
« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2011, 03:36:21 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 05, 2011, 03:26:18 PM
Is that normal, real-world hours; or business hours? :tongue:
They're DUmmy hours.

Wake up, toke a bowl, pass out.  Wake up, eat some Cheetoes, play WOW, toke a bowl, pass out.  Rinse and repeat.
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Re: Elmers pulled up their roots and moved from the wilderness to the boondocks
« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2011, 03:50:42 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on July 05, 2011, 03:36:21 PM
They're DUmmy hours.

Wake up, toke a bowl, pass out.  Wake up, eat some Cheetoes, play WOW, toke a bowl, pass out.  Rinse and repeat.

How many reps make up a DUmmy hour? :???:
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"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

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Re: Elmers pulled up their roots and moved from the wilderness to the boondocks
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2011, 04:08:31 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on July 05, 2011, 03:50:42 PM
How many reps make up a DUmmy hour? :???:

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Re: Elmers pulled up their roots and moved from the wilderness to the boondocks
« Reply #6 on: July 05, 2011, 04:32:59 PM »
Looks much better than their old board, but it's sectioned Important Threads and Normal Threads, who decides what's important? and if your thread isn't chosen as important will that cause self esteem issues?
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Re: Elmers pulled up their roots and moved from the wilderness to the boondocks
« Reply #7 on: July 05, 2011, 05:08:32 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on July 05, 2011, 04:32:59 PM
Looks much better than their old board, but it's sectioned Important Threads and Normal Threads, who decides what's important? and if your thread isn't chosen as important will that cause self esteem issues?

DUmmies relish problems with self esteem, depression and envy. It gives them an opportunity to visit a therapist, a field dominated by DUmmies. They can keep what little money they collectively have in a circular possession. It's how they create wealth.
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Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Elmers pulled up their roots and moved from the wilderness to the boondocks
« Reply #8 on: July 05, 2011, 05:12:06 PM »
Looks like the admins there didn't do a dry run on a backup database before converting - there are all sorts of parsing errors popping up in the posts. Can I fix these problems ? Maybe. Will I fix them ? Nuh-uh...

However, here is a MySQL tidbit for you Elmers, to get you started.

Code: [Select]
update [some_table] set [some_field] = replace([some_field],'[problem_characters]','[corrected_characters]');

One of your problems is this == /' appearing in quoted text - seems the old forum stuck escape codes in place that the new forum doesn't need.   You can look up escape codes and figure that part out on your own.  Have fun, Elmers !
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Re: Elmers pulled up their roots and moved from the wilderness to the boondocks
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2011, 05:41:37 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on July 05, 2011, 04:32:59 PM
Looks much better than their old board, but it's sectioned Important Threads and Normal Threads, who decides what's important?
Apparently, it will be decided by coach's faux-deaf, faux-disabled, fat, cross-eyed, fraudster buddy from Iowa.
He's the admin, with no mention of crazy Andrea.
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Re: Elmers pulled up their roots and moved from the wilderness to the boondocks
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2011, 06:02:59 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 05, 2011, 05:41:37 PM
Apparently, it will be decided by coach's faux-deaf, faux-disabled, fat, cross-eyed, fraudster buddy from Iowa.
He's the admin, with no mention of crazy Andrea.

Is Andrea still there?
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