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oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« on: July 04, 2011, 06:11:44 PM »
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Jul-04-11 03:55 PM
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oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Declaration...
   
Of Independence...

http://www.ushistory.org/declaration/signers/carroll.ht...

suck on THAT, Teabaggers.

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And Ronald Reagan JR is a DUmmy so what is your point?

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Octafish Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Jul-04-11 03:58 PM
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2. Good on ya, stlsaxman!   Updated at 3:45 PM
   
The right has no monopoly on patriotism.

Yet it's the right who is trying to preserve the Republic that was set up by our founding fathers.

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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2011, 06:13:43 PM »
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stlsaxman Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Mon Jul-04-11 03:55 PM
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oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Declaration...
   
Of Independence...

http://www.ushistory.org/...ration/signers/carroll.ht...

suck on THAT, Teabaggers.

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Breeding is no account for intelligence.
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2011, 06:19:10 PM »
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oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Declaration...
   
Of Independence...

http://www.ushistory.org/...ration/signers/carroll.ht...

suck on THAT, Teabaggers.

:patriot:
I don't understand the connection, DUmmy. What are we supposed to be upset about? That you share genetics with a greater man?

If you were so proud of your heritage, why did you not NAME this famous individual?
hence why I'm calling you out as a liar.

Please understand Tea Party members will not writhe in agony knowing some lesser DUmmy had a greater sire.
We already knew you are not as good as the men who risked everything for liberty.

Nice try. Better luck next time, hippy.
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2011, 06:20:37 PM »
Big friggin' deal. I once had a beer in Memphis with Elvis' mailman so bite me.  :naughty:
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2011, 06:25:55 PM »
And I'm related to Richard H. Lee and Samuel Mudd. Your point, DUmmie?
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2011, 06:32:05 PM »
If this were actually true - They'd be rolling in their grave at the sight of your stupid socialist ass.
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2011, 06:52:25 PM »
I'm a direct descendant of Adam.
The downside of that is it means I'm also a distant relative of the DUmmy who started this thread.
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2011, 09:02:58 PM »
To stlsaxman:

#1 - I doubt it.

#2 - Even if you are, so what?

#3 - If you were the descendant of an ax murderer, what then?

#4 - Shove off, twit.
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2011, 09:10:41 PM »
If that FF had known what fruit that particular branch of the family tree would produce, he would've probably kept it in his pants.
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2011, 09:19:52 PM »
I live down the road from Wayne Newton.
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2011, 09:37:28 PM »
He's probably was a distant cousin to the donkey they owned.
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2011, 09:46:20 PM »
I'm a desendant of John Calhoun and John Adams.  That and $5.00 will buy me some over roasted bitter tasting coffee at Starbucks.
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2011, 09:57:29 PM »
Quote from: dandi on July 04, 2011, 09:10:41 PM
If that FF had known what fruit that particular branch of the family tree would produce, he would've probably kept it in his pants.

To quote Sheriff Buford T Justice, the Founding Father would say "There is no way that you are the fruit of my loins!"
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2011, 10:22:29 PM »
So ? You are also the direct descendant of a carnivorous ape.... Do I think that when you aren't masturbating you are picking bugs off your brood and eating them ? Well, I do, but that has nothing to do with your genetic lineage, it has to do with the fact that you devolved into a DUmmy. 
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2011, 11:09:42 PM »
BFD, I'm a direct descendant of the guy who invented the the bow and arrow.  Of course, so is everyone else.

Glory, stlsaxman, derives from what YOU have done, not the acts of a remote ancestor.  And I think we all know what the answer to that is, don't we?
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2011, 11:27:58 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on July 04, 2011, 11:09:42 PM
BFD, I'm a direct descendant of the guy who invented the the bow and arrow.  Of course, so is everyone else.
You're probably right. He and the rest of his family would have killed everyone else.
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2011, 12:09:12 AM »
The twit is most likely a lying POS.
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2011, 07:17:57 AM »
Quote from: Skul on July 05, 2011, 12:09:12 AM
The twit is most likely a lying POS.


Fixt, tyvm
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2011, 08:10:03 AM »
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oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Declaration...
   
Of Independence...

http://www.ushistory.org/...ration/signers/carroll.ht...

suck on THAT, Teabaggers.

Well, whoopity-damn, DUmbass, and Jesus is my homeboy.

 :whatever:

Anyone know who this chode-gurgler is referring to?  His linky appears to be about as useful as him.
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2011, 08:47:09 AM »
I started reading this yesterday. Before I finished his OP, I said no way. Didn't read anymore.

Just another liar.
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #20 on: July 05, 2011, 09:02:48 AM »
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oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Declaration Of Independence...

http://www.ushistory.org/...ration/signers/carroll.ht...

suck on THAT, Teabaggers.

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5. So a descendant of a slave owner who later in life served as president of the Auxiliary State Colonization Society of Maryland, the Maryland branch of the American Colonization Society, an organization dedicated to returning black Americans to lead free lives in African states such as Liberia.

You might want to keep that quiet in certain company, if you know what I mean.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Carroll_of_Carroll...

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20. ah- playing "the sins of the father" card... parade shit much?

Hold on.  You were trying to ride this person's name to patriotism, so if you're going to hop on board then you might as well take the whole ride.

Typical primitive, always wanting to accept only the good while ignoring or trying to explain away the bad.

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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #21 on: July 05, 2011, 09:42:13 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 04, 2011, 11:27:58 PM
You're probably right. He and the rest of his family would have killed everyone else.

Hell, yeah!  ...and then screwed all the women.

 :lmao:
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #22 on: July 05, 2011, 10:27:57 AM »
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oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Declaration...
  
Of Independence...

http://www.ushistory.org/...ration/signers/carroll.ht...

suck on THAT, Teabaggers.

:patriot:

So what you're saying is you're personally morally culpable for slavery, native American genocide, planet and people destroying capitalism and global imperialism?</du>
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #23 on: July 05, 2011, 11:01:02 AM »
Oh yea? Well I shook William Shatner's hand once. :tongue:
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Re: oh yeah- I'm a direct descendant of a Founding Father and signatory of The Decla
« Reply #24 on: July 05, 2011, 11:04:50 AM »
Quote from: AprilRazz on July 05, 2011, 11:01:02 AM
Oh yea? Well I shook William Shatner's hand once.
I saw Slim Whitman in the Atlanta airport.
Oh, oh, oh, and I also sat next to Marlin Fitzwater at another airport someplace.
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