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Offline Tucker

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Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« on: July 04, 2011, 10:33:25 AM »
http://www.macombdaily.com/articles/2011/07/04/news/doc4e1103f425fa0863003223.txt

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By Mitch Hotts
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A Macomb County Jail inmate and admitted pedophile has filed a federal lawsuit claiming he is the victim of cruel and unusual punishment because the facility will not allow prisoners access to pornographic materials behind bars.....

......Richards, who claims in court papers that he suffers from chronic masturbation syndrome, asked a federal judge to allow him access to the pornographic materials along with other entertainment such as personal televisions, video games and radios.

From the just when you've thought you've heard it all dept.

Watch the SOB win his case. :mad:
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Re: Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2011, 11:11:17 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on July 04, 2011, 10:33:25 AM
http://www.macombdaily.com/articles/2011/07/04/news/doc4e1103f425fa0863003223.txt

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From the just when you've thought you've heard it all dept.

Watch the SOB win his case. :mad:


Liberals believe the prisoners need mental stimulation.    Well why not, they are not going anywhere so why not as they will never get outside the prison walls in their life not give them all the stuff they will never get again.?????

This just may keep the prisoners quit and subservient, --No problem for the prison guards, no reason to riot or get any part of frustration -------Keep the Gay vidios and the hetrosexual movies coming on--
life is odd.
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Re: Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2011, 11:19:17 AM »
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chronic masturbation syndrome

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Re: Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2011, 11:30:44 AM »
Quote from: vesta111 on July 04, 2011, 11:11:17 AM

Liberals believe the prisoners need mental stimulation.    Well why not, they are not going anywhere so why not as they will never get outside the prison walls in their life not give them all the stuff they will never get again.?????

This just may keep the prisoners quit and subservient, --No problem for the prison guards, no reason to riot or get any part of frustration -------Keep the Gay vidios and the hetrosexual movies coming on--
life is odd.

I'd rather see them aggressive and accidentally killed while trying to subdue them or squelch the riot.. :tongue:
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Re: Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2011, 12:49:45 PM »
How long do you think it'll be before we start seeing TV ads for drugs to treat "CMS".
The final scene might be from behind a guy sitting in a single old-fashioned bathtub, watching a sunset.
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Re: Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2011, 12:52:05 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on July 04, 2011, 10:33:25 AM
Watch the SOB win his case. :mad:

I seriously doubt that.  This isn't the first dipshit in prison with nothing but time and a spurious idea for a prisoner  lawsuit.  There's a pretty well-established body of case law on these BS claims.
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Re: Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2011, 05:10:35 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on July 04, 2011, 11:11:17 AM

Liberals believe the prisoners need mental stimulation.    Well why not, they are not going anywhere so why not as they will never get outside the prison walls in their life not give them all the stuff they will never get again.?????

This just may keep the prisoners quit and subservient, --No problem for the prison guards, no reason to riot or get any part of frustration -------Keep the Gay vidios and the hetrosexual movies coming on--
life is odd.

I already know you're a nutcase, so I'll abstain from the usual commentary except to add this:

:awjeez:
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Re: Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« Reply #7 on: July 04, 2011, 05:13:38 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 04, 2011, 05:10:35 PM
I already know you're a nutcase, so I'll abstain from the usual commentary except to add this:

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Re: Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« Reply #8 on: July 04, 2011, 05:23:19 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on July 04, 2011, 05:10:35 PM
I already know you're a nutcase, so I'll abstain from the usual commentary except to add this:

:awjeez:


I don't think she liked my answer. My BS went up by one. :-)
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Re: Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« Reply #9 on: July 04, 2011, 05:27:04 PM »
Didn't they ban the sale of "men's magazines" on military bases, or did that get shot down?  Why should criminals be granted something that military personnel are denied?
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Re: Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« Reply #10 on: July 04, 2011, 05:32:36 PM »
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chronic masturbation syndrome
It's called being a 21-year-old male.

There are remedies for that but I don't think he'd like them. :rofl:
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Re: Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2011, 06:08:17 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 04, 2011, 12:49:45 PM
How long do you think it'll be before we start seeing TV ads for drugs to treat "CMS".
The final scene might be from behind a guy sitting in a single old-fashioned bathtub, watching a sunset.

his left arm hanging off the side of the tub and his right hand just a blur
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Re: Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2011, 06:22:22 PM »
Quote from: Gina on July 04, 2011, 06:08:17 PM
his left arm hanging off the side of the tub and his right hand just a blur

Did you get that idea from your hippo?
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Re: Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2011, 06:53:58 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on July 04, 2011, 06:22:22 PM
Did you get that idea from your hippo?

nah, hubby is right handed  :whistling:
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Re: Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2011, 07:39:44 PM »
Probably just a different interpretation of the 2nd amendment:

The right to bare arms, and implied bare legs, bootie, etc.

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Re: Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2011, 08:23:25 AM »
So the COB and XO on a boat on the Pearl waterfront banned porn on board (yeah, that went over real well as you can imagine) but prisoners can sue to get it?

Nothing surprises me anymore.  Nothing.
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Re: Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2011, 09:36:48 AM »
Quote from: NHSparky on July 05, 2011, 08:23:25 AM
So the COB and XO on a boat on the Pearl waterfront banned porn on board (yeah, that went over real well as you can imagine) but prisoners can sue to get it?

"Suing" and "Winning" are two entirely different things. 

Prisoners have vast amounts of time on their hands and unfettered access to the courts to sue over any stupid shit they feel like under habeus corpus or any 1st/5th/8th/14th Amendment formulations they can cook up, including inventing a religion requiring them to eat steak at least once a week (Really).  Some percentage of them really does expect to get what they're suing for, but a majority of them just do it to screw with the prison administration and get the odd change of scene for their infrequent court appearances.  It doesn't cost them anything, since being prisoners the State and Fed courts pretty much don't have any choice but to waive all the filing fees or else get themselves in an actual violation for denying access to the courts.

The vast majority of these cases get nowhere, they just waste a lot of resources in the process of getting there.   
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Re: Lack of porn in jail violates Constitution
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2011, 10:00:11 AM »
Just let the other prisoners know who "short eyes" is............problem solved.
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