The primitives are going to be so verklempt

and then all hell will break loose with the outrage.
I'm as upset as they are that it
isn't true but they will want heads for this. Perfectly A.-O.K. when a made for
T.V. movie about Bush being assassinated comes out though, magnificent cinematic genius.
So, being it's the Fourth and we're all set up for parades and parties and everybody got their hopes up
can we just shoot him anyway???
