A letter to the illiterate (shout out)

[franksolich]

Well, what do you know? The leviathan is back at the cult doctor's site as well:

http://www.drmcdougall.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=21&t=23108

He's claiming a waifish 339 pounds, but we'll have to see photos on that.

Of course, at 6' 3", 339 pounds, his condition is still way too frail to even consider getting a job, although he has improved to the point where he's talking about doing some casino gambling. He needs to get under 200 lbs. before he could even begin to consider a job, and as he says, at that point he'll have a serious problem dealing with excessive skin flapping about all around him. That, and the shortage of size 18EEEEEEEEE shoes still present a serious obstacle to any resumption of his career dealing blackjack. I just don't see how he can walk on the pavement outside a casino, when it's 118 degrees, with bare feet.

You're kidding; that must've just been posted.

I haven't seen anything new from the gigantic primitive for a quite a while.

[Traveshamockery]

Dear Anne,

I am contemplating and trying to determine where your anger is based.  You do seem to be an awfully angry person and it is hard to believe that you can guide the next generation without becoming angry at them.   

I believe it would be in your best interest to seek attention from a professional for your anger issues, or would you prefer some well-meaning reader of your letter to send it off to your superintendent?  I am almost certain your school system probably has some sort of employee assistance program for employees with mental issues such as yours.  You need to do this "for the children" you are responsible for guiding. It is you liberal types who care most about the children, right?

No need to forward the name and address of your school superintendent as I'm sure one of us illiterate folks here can find it.   

Sincerely,

Mrs. Illiterate

[DumbAss Tanker]

proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Sun Jul-03-11 08:17 PM
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A letter to the illiterate.

It appears she meant to address her peers, before she became sidetracked on defaming all non-Progressives.

[CC27]

That would work too.

I still find it hard to fathom she teaches children.

[franksolich]

I am contemplating and trying to determine where your anger is based.  You do seem to be an awfully angry person.....

I still swear it's physical.

The only women I've known as angry and mean as the Die alte Sau were women where their internal female parts on the lower half of their torsos were messed up.  I've known of a couple who actually went to surgeons, who did a nip here, a tuck there, rerouted this thing, opened up that thing, rearranged things the way they're supposed to be, and presto! they became utterly different women, not a mean bone in their bodies.

[Chris_]

I still find it hard to fathom she teaches children.

Agreed.

[franksolich]

This doesn't appear to be a shout out, so I'm heaving a sigh of relief, as I have to leave now.

I'll be back in the morning.

[Traveshamockery]

I still swear it's physical.

The only women I've known as angry and mean as the Die alte Sau were women where their internal female parts on the lower half of their torsos were messed up.  I've known of a couple who actually went to surgeons, who did a nip here, a tuck there, rerouted this thing, opened up that thing, rearranged things the way they're supposed to be, and presto! they became utterly different women, not a mean bone in their bodies.

It is both with her and it's a vicious circle.

[Doc Savage]

The oil rig noise would blend well with the symphony of police sirens wailing at all hours of the day and night.   

Never mind how the fires would look if one of the sports team ever won a championship again.

[franksolich]

Any mention of his wife, Jeanette? Inquiring minds want to know.

You know, sir, how I get fascinated by the ordinary things in life, in this case the logistics of how one does something when faced with obstacles.

The gigantic primitive and franksolich are both 6'3"; I can relate to that.

The gigantic primitive at 339 pounds is nine pounds shy of being two franksolichs, exactly.

I can't relate to that.

I'm trying to figure out if the gigantic primitive's slimmed down enough now, that he can reach behind and under, or if the long-suffering Jeanette still has to wipe his ass for him.

[diesel driver]

I still find it hard to fathom she teaches children.

Not really, considering Detroit has a 40% illiteracy rate.

[franksolich]

Not really, considering Detroit has a 40% illiteracy rate.

Kansas City, Missouri, sir, but I don't imagine Kansas City is much better than Detroit.

[Tucker]

Not really, considering Detroit has a 40% illiteracy rate.

And a 20% graduation rate.

[diesel driver]

Kansas City, Missouri, sir, but I don't imagine Kansas City is much better than Detroit.

I know, but I was inferring more to the general public sector teachers than to the actual place Anne teaches. 

I doubt KC is that much better than Detroit, however.

[USA4ME]

... every reputable economist ...

Keynesians are not reputable economists.

The whole rant she C&P'd is nothing but a big "Dear Leader won so be quiet and let us have our way" childish hissy-fit.  If the foolish author hasn't discovered it yet, that's not how things work.  Besides, we're more intelligent than the writer of that non-sense can ever hope to be, and we have more at stake than do they, so ignoring them and pressing onward is the order of the day.

.

[Evil_Conservative]

It must suck going through life with that much hate.

[diesel driver]

It must suck going through life with that much hate.

...being a DUmmie.

[sybilll]

It must suck going through life with that much hate.

That's a very common trait amongst liberals IMO.  When my sister was a raging liberal, she never, ever talked about anything positive or uplifting.  Everything enraged her.  Everything.  Her liberalism was like a cancer in her family.  Her constant state of agitation rubbed off on her husband and her child.  Thank goodness for all their sakes, she saw the light a few years ago, and is now a staunch conservative.  Her family now bears no resemblance whatsover to it's previous dysfunction. 

[Freeper]

Another DUmmy discovered that blog and is currently masturbating over it,

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1413718

[movie buff]

Anne's post was directed at us. Make no mistake about it.

Hey Annie! It's refreshing that you actually posted something in your own words. It's been a while. Your C&P was getting stale. Use the talents that God gave you that got you to the top of the DUng heap. You're held to a higher standard.

I went over. It is just another C&P job.

Disappointing.

LOL, the DUng heap! I'll have to remember that one!

[Rebel]

proud2BlibKansan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-03-11 08:17 PM


We know you want to end taxation. We know you don’t care that every reputable economist on the *******ed ****ing planet has tried to explain to you inbred sister****ers that austerity budgets and tax breaks for billionaires and transnational corporations makes joblessness worse, not better. It makes the recession worse, not better. It makes the deficit worse, not better.

Who would these "reputable economists" be? Are they the ones that think Socialism is great, but one notch below Marxism? Maybe the ones running Cuba right now? Maybe the ones that think Ludwig Von Mises is the antichrist?

You idiots have had your chance. Clinton employed many economic principles of Von Mises and Hayek, at the urging of the Republican Congress, as did Kennedy. Three of the most infamous of the Keynesian nutjobs were Roosevelt, Johnson, and Carter. We're still suffering under plans created under all three. CRA was and is a disaster. SS is broke, the war on to conquer Earth would have been more successful than the war on poverty, the Great Society was a sham, and the New Deal furthered the Depression by at least a ****in' decade.

[franksolich]

A history lesson here.

The Crash happened in 1929, and affected all the civilized world.

Britain and France went on austerity budgets; about all they did was add sixpence or a few centimes to the unemployment checks.

The United States embarked upon a big-spending budget.

Britain and France were out of the Depression by late 1933, early 1934.

The United States wasn't out of it until 1939.

Austerity budgets work damned good, if they're allowed to be put into action.

[Rebel]

Those DUmbasses work at the extremes though, Frank. They're not intelligent enough to know that when people are saying we need to have austerity measures, it's a phase-down approach. I might not be able to retire until I'm 72, but people already retired or getting close to retirement won't be touched. They can't work on that because it doesn't stir up emotions. So, they start the "don't balance budget on retirees!" bullshit. They're not intellectually honest enough to tell the truth. Either that or they're just dumb as a box of f'n rocks.

BTW, I DO want to be phased out of SS.

[franksolich]

They're not intellectually honest enough to tell the truth. Either that or they're just dumb as a box of f'n rocks.

And the trick is making the distinction.

the Die alte Sau = being intellectually dishonest.

the grasswire primitive = just simply dumb.

And so on.

[MoshMasterD]

Makes me vomit that this sick twisted bitch teaches children. BTW, that looks like a DUmp screed any day of the week.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1409819

title slightly modified by franksolich; sorry for the inconvenience

Blibermouth is NOT a teacher like she says, but a highly trained bonified Indoctrinator.